Maynard James Keenan
| Favorite team: | LSU  |
| Location: | Jerome. AZ |
| Biography: | |
| Interests: | Stinkfists |
| Occupation: | |
| Number of Posts: | 422 |
| Registered on: | 1/26/2012 |
| Online Status: | Not Online |
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re: If Tucker runs for President
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 4/24/23 at 6:39 pm
You’d vote for a fricking TV pundit to be President of the United States?...
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re: Is there any common structure to a Protestant wedding?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 4/2/23 at 12:54 pm
Protestants are fricking boring.
Jews know how to throw a wedding. ...
re: Chris Christie's niece kicked off Spirit flight at MSY
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 12/4/22 at 3:16 pm
[quote]This is possibly here. Will further investigate. [/quote]
Guilty ...
re: Sarah Palin calls for boycott of GOP
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 11/11/22 at 10:12 pm
[quote]She isn't half as dumb as she has been portrayed.[/quote]
She’s literally retarded. ...
re: What was “the incident” at your high school?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 10/31/22 at 9:46 pm
Hot chick got wasted at prom and took a shite in the pantry.
Her thong split the terd. ...
re: RIP Ray Liotta
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 5/26/22 at 11:28 am
“As far back as I can remember, I always wanted to be a gangster.”...
re: In Monroe for a job… how is it?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 5/21/22 at 6:49 pm
Lea’s of Lecompte has a spot there. Get the fried chicken and lemon icebox pie. ...
re: Where did Sean Payton and his bride move to?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 5/4/22 at 2:25 pm
Chalmette...
re: Was I Really That Out Of Bounds Asking A Woman Friend To Be FWB?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 4/10/22 at 9:42 am
1) This didn't happen
2) If it did, you're literally an incel
But it did not happen...
re: Baton Rouge Banks Town Mafia member stabbed in the EBRP prison.
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 4/8/22 at 3:48 pm
[quote]I bet EBRPP is rough AF.[/quote]
It’s truly a shithole. ...
re: Will Smith slaps Chris Rock at Oscars
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 3/27/22 at 9:53 pm
Will Smith is a huge pussy...
re: Is Hillar Moore Tough on DUI Offenders?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/19/22 at 9:47 am
Your friend is a piece of shite...
re: Baton Rouge Teen arrested for trying to hire hitman to kill her boyfriend
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/15/22 at 10:41 am
Love is a battlefield ...
re: More cringeworthy - Adult Disney Fans OR Adults addicted to Video games?
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/13/22 at 3:54 pm
Disney adults and it’s not close...
re: TOOL show in NOLA tonight
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/6/22 at 4:53 pm
Damn right I did ...
re: TOOL show in NOLA tonight
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/5/22 at 8:58 pm
Opening band was actually great...
re: TOOL show in NOLA tonight
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/5/22 at 7:15 pm
[quote]Surely you are?[/quote]
May stop by...
TOOL show in NOLA tonight
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 2/5/22 at 7:11 pm
Who’s going?...
re: Police warn of new Tiktok trend: people kicking in doors of unsuspecting homeowners
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 1/31/22 at 9:15 am
[quote]Police warn of new Tiktok trend: committing attempted home invasion[/quote]...
re: What's going on in Mandeville? FBI in town
Posted by Maynard James Keenan on 1/27/22 at 7:16 pm
Jack Strain on the loose?...
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