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Location:Ankeny, IA
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Interests:LSU sports, hunting, fishing
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Number of Posts:699
Registered on:5/23/2021
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re: Worst cities to live

Posted by Iowatiger209 on 5/6/24 at 9:38 pm
[quote]I guess Jackson, MS isn't considered a city? [/quote] Was just about to post any list that does not include Jackson is suspect….....
[quote]needing boner pills is pathetic[/quote] You better hope you never get old and still want to have a go, then look down as you wife or gf says “Wtf happened?? Why is it soft???”...

re: Girl you went to prom with

Posted by Iowatiger209 on 5/2/24 at 7:51 am
High school sweetheart went to junior and senior prom with did put on some weight, but last I saw, had lost a bunch. If I’m being fair, I also got big, but have lost 40 pounds the past two years, and I’m also bald…..she has been thrice divorced. Met my wife (no pics) when she was a senior in high ...

re: Do you see a red coke can?

Posted by Iowatiger209 on 4/25/24 at 3:25 pm
Yep. Original Coca Cola red can. ...
I’m sure these students also don’t realize that the issues they support would get them stoned by Hamas……...
[quote]it’s a country in Africa[/quote] Crap…..well, I am a complete idiot for not catching that reference. Ima stop playing for the day....
[quote]Better than a Chad[/quote] Somebody with my namesake must have done something awful recently. This is the third or fourth reference to my name in a negative way I have heard in the past two or three weeks……don’t judge us all……...

re: Summer Plans?

Posted by Iowatiger209 on 4/24/24 at 10:26 am
Wife (no pics) and I going to Alaska with extended family in July. ...
I live in Iowa. Our summers are not nearly as brutal as the south. But Energy Star can suck a giant brown turd with that crap. 70 during the day, and 67 at night in our house and I ain’t changin’. ...
[quote]People who love guns are the same tinfoil hat folks who think the British will invade again. Same people who are obese and couldn’t fight in a war if drafted tomorrow[/quote] I love guns. I don’t wear tinfoil hats. I don’t think the British are invading again. I’m also too old to be drafte...
May dog would say this article resembles what he drops in my backyard….....
[quote]Should the common housecat be exterminated?[/quote] Yes....
Not sure if this would count as actual beer goggles, but when I was 19, I dated a girl for about 6 weeks because she was 24 and had an apartment. So she would buy beer and we had a place to get our freak on. If she had not been several years older, there is no way I would have gone out with her at ...

re: Why the O-T hate over tattoos?

Posted by Iowatiger209 on 4/12/24 at 5:02 pm
Got my first one on an extended family trip to Hawaii last summer. Group plans to get one this year in Alaska this year. Tattoo on brother....
Met Martin and Godwin from Duck Dynasty a few years ago at an event in Memphis. Also met the Nature Boy WOO Ric Flair in an airport back in the early 90s. He was pretty cool and took a picture with me and my wife’s (no pics) grandmother. ...
I have only lived in Iowa about 3 years, but I am told Mason City is the absolute worst place to live. ...
Better check and see if there are any delinquent property taxes due....
[quote]And no one ever bought the dalmation [/quote] Obviously Joey Tribbiani was never a contestant on the Wheel. That would have been his first purchase....