jafari rastaman
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re: Question about Women (OT Ratings)
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/8/24 at 12:23 am
You have to find a gal:
- that will make your friends constantly check her out at any LSU tailgate you bring her to. Where they are imagining in their head about fricking her, but know they can’t because she is yours.
- that will keep your house straight (clean up, fold laundry, make the bed, et...
Coach “Prime Time” Sanders vs Coach “Cajun” Kelly
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/6/24 at 9:20 pm
Has anybody seen 38 transfer kids to a single school in the history of college football?? If you haven’t, check out Coach “Prime Time” Sanders. For me, I prefer Coach “Cajun” Kelly’s approach to organic growth. Where you recruit the young men straight out of high school, develop them, win a nationa...
re: My May the 4th garage sale finds -I did find some Star Wars
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/5/24 at 11:11 am
[quote]$20 - the chair. Store display. It’s taller than my truck [/quote]
That’s either a big arse cheez-it chair or a tiny truck....
re: Captain faces 10 years in jail for fiery deaths of 34 people aboard California scuba boat
Posted by jafari rastaman on 5/2/24 at 10:20 pm
I didn’t read the full article. Did he make efforts to rescue them or did he just bail?...
In the market for some new shirts.
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/28/24 at 3:05 pm
I’m looking for options that are versatile, high quality, and not too expensive.
Where do you get your shirts from? Sam’s Club? Ross? Academy? I need something that’s reasonably nice with a collar, but not over the top....
re: DR Horton new construction framing finds by home inspector
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/27/24 at 8:38 pm
[quote]Whatever you say Doctor Horton.[/quote]
Sure, if I’m sick I’ll go see Doctor Horton. But after watching that video, I’m not going to buy a house from the Doctor....
re: TulaneLSU
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:12 pm
He was spotted at an estate sale today, looking for a bottle of bourbon to sell at an online auction....
re: Is there anyone who actually thinks that OJ is innocent?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:00 pm
The glove didn’t fit....
re: Proof: Technology has made us all dumber
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 6:39 pm
[quote]$20 minimum wage[/quote]
Those baws were probably making $5/hr....
re: Niger has effectively kidnapped1000 US soldiers at our $500 mil dollar base
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 6:05 pm
[quote]China’s belts and roads initiative(BRI), already owns Africa. For a decade the Chinese have been providing infrastructure to Africa[/quote]
Will the Nigers have to learn how to speak Chinese in school?...
re: 49 year old musician gets 250k in student loans forgiven. Plans to take sabbatical
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:42 am
What did he study that cost so much money?...
re: Will the tattoo fad fade out?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 9:27 am
[quote]barbed wire around the bicep tatt[/quote]
I would recommend getting this as a minimum for insurance. Nobody will ever know you have a tattoo in day to day interactions, but if you ever do any time in prison this will give you more credibility and increase your quality of life....
re: Is the pocket knife a lost art?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/21/24 at 7:35 am
If you ever have to take a shite in public and don’t have access to your bidet, a Leatherman can be invaluable for getting those final pieces that toilet paper can’t. All of my Biden baws will know what I’m talking about....
re: Interview and bikini pic of the "crazy plane lady", Tiffany Gomas
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:37 pm
[quote]what does her tit and vagina say?[/quote]
I think they are advertising something. I wonder how much money the company paid her....
re: Has this video of the dude who lit himself on fire been posted? He was still moving (NSFW)
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:36 pm
If the pain is nullified, why would he try to put out the fire on his crotch?...
re: How Many of You Make Enough to "Live Comfortably "?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/20/24 at 5:24 pm
[quote]I live comfortably but I am a single man with zero dependents. I am also upset that I cannot attract a beautiful woman.[/quote]
Have you considered a mail order bride? The way I understand it works is you select which woman you want from a catalog, mail a letter with payment to the agency,...
re: Iranian attack against Israel has begun
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/14/24 at 9:41 am
This baw has some toned calves. It looks like he never skips leg days. I don’t understand why he is always falling down. Is it possible he is tripping over his own calf muscles?...
re: Is Walmart subtly trying to catch banana trick thieves?
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 9:25 pm
[quote]I’ll bite, what’s the banana trick? [/quote]
Basically you scan a banana, throw it off to the side and then put your case of beer on the scale. The sensors can only tell that you scanned an item and then moved it to the bagging area.
If you do the banana trick correctly, you can get a ...
re: "American Society of Magical Negros" pulled after only 3 weeks
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 9:08 pm
How do you become a Magical Negro?...
re: Kidnapping survivor Elizabeth Smart puts her traumatic past behind her as she soaks up the
Posted by jafari rastaman on 4/12/24 at 8:55 pm
Not guilty....
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