Canard Noir

re: Baw bags record deer. Gets fined $53K.

Posted by Canard Noir on 1/27/18 at 8:54 pm

How does anyone know what "evening" means? He has a history I guess but how would anyone know he just didn't find the deer until the day after? Stupid article is stupid and stupid poacher is apparently criminally stupid......

re: Refs are bad BOTH ways

Posted by Canard Noir on 12/7/17 at 9:05 pm

You couldn't be more wrong but OK...

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re: I have a penis and I sit down to pee

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/16/17 at 12:43 am

[quote]Then you're a woman[/quote] I'm sorry you never have morning wood. Post sex split stream is also another reason to sit as to not piss on the sink while splitting the difference with the bath tub. All other times, I'm standing up in the back yard or pissing in the kitchen sink......

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re: Lion fish

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/16/17 at 12:31 am

I hope a market can be made for it. For every exotic pet that has destroyed an environment lies an arse that couldn't just flush his mistake instead of bringing them to Grand Isle and letting them go. The Everglades and Pythons, LA and Giant Salvinia are prime examples. If it doesn't live near you, y...

re: Houston Chronicles top 100

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/16/17 at 12:12 am

From the list I've done about 30 of these and have some thoughts. I think Uchi is better than Kata Robata, BNC is crazy high on the list, Etoile is underrated. Bernie's Burger Bus is good but insists on everything being sweet and spicy, leave the sweet if I don't want it. Xochi is fantastic and far...

re: A thread about white beans..

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/15/17 at 11:55 pm

Giant Limas(butter beans) done just like you would red beans are my favorite. Soak for a few hours, sweat some trinity, add beans, and cover with chicken stock and some water until tender. Any smoked products added will be a great addition. I also like to hit the pot with a few pulses from an im...

re: Girls of The Office - NSFWish

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/15/17 at 12:41 pm

#teamerin, she's fine as frog's hair. IWH every single one in a heartbeat though......

re: People combing through flood debris for metal

Posted by Canard Noir on 9/14/17 at 12:46 pm

I didn't have a problem with them picking through my pile of shite. What I did have a problem with was they're constantly throwing from the top of the pile onto the part of the lawn that I'm not piling on. If you're going to be a roach and not help, at least don't make the mess worse than it is and m...

re: Mitch Landrieu? Coast To Coast while NOLA is burning to the ground

Posted by Canard Noir on 6/28/17 at 3:05 pm

I'm trying to understand the angle of some of the recent prominent politicians in LA. Bobby/Mitch, WTF did you do so well to make you think you can lead a Country? Is being terrible now a qualification for a Presidential run?...

re: Boykin Spaniel Breeders

Posted by Canard Noir on 6/8/17 at 10:44 pm

Fish, it's hilarious you talk about yours following you in the shitter. My new pup, curled herself into my pants on my ankles until she was too big to fit. Now she about tries to help me wipe unless it's a real doozy, then she pouts and GTFO... ...

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re: This Trumpkin Is Still Unmoved By All The Hysterical Bloviating

Posted by Canard Noir on 5/18/17 at 9:38 pm

[quote]So you know the media is trying to fool you, yet you believe them when they ridiculously overplayed their hand at insisting to you 24/7 that Trump is in any way shape or form anti-establishment. [/quote] The part that gets me is how many people go to Breitbart or some such and profess the...

Political Talk

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re: The flight of the Hummingbird 2017 Update: Pg. 6 They are on the move!

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/28/17 at 4:26 pm

I'm in Houston and haven't seen but 2 or 3 in the last month. What could I be doing wrong?...

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re: Best way to clean crawfish LATE SEASON UPDATE p2

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/19/17 at 9:05 pm

[quote]I haven't made that many crawfish, but I've never had an issue just dumping them in a cooler, filling it with water from the hose, letting that sit about 30, and repeating. Usually takes 3-4 times maybe 5. I do this in the morning casually before a cook, I can see if you want to buy them and ...

re: McAllen, Tx Dinner Rec

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/19/17 at 8:57 pm

Odd that I just had this conversation with my wife. She is regularly in McAllen and couldn't be more complimentary of Salt......

re: Best way to clean crawfish LATE SEASON UPDATE p2

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/18/17 at 10:46 pm

One thing that I don't think has been mentioned is that you can't change where your crawfish come from. A good product from a good swamp will exceed the quality of every crawfish from a ditch or some such every time. I think your problem isn't so much the cleaning but where your product came from. ...

re: Stop swallowing the propaganda

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/9/17 at 1:39 am

[quote]To many people today have bought the leftest hype that the US is what is wrong in the world. I am here to say if you believe that, you are an idiot.[/quote] You've got a bad case of, "America! frick Yeah," and you have an overinflated sense of our place in the world. We are the World's Poli...

Political Talk

re: Places in Houston for Authentic southern cooking

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/8/17 at 9:10 pm

I've heard good things about Field and Tides in the Heights but can't personally vouch. I've personally enjoyed Southern Goods, Kitchen 713, and State of Grace but it has been awhile since I've to any of these......

re: now there's a special laxative for opiod constipation

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/8/17 at 9:03 pm

"Too little too late?"...

re: Is there anything good at Copelands(on essen)?

Posted by Canard Noir on 4/8/17 at 4:18 pm

[quote]Actually I ordered it and got it over rice instead of angle hairwhy must you be so obtuse?[/quote] I got a good chuckle from this, well played......