Ryan Lochte & His Playmate Fiancee Release Dorky Pregnancy Announcement

'tard baby on the way! That thing will probably be the Forrest Gump of swimming.

I personally know this cat... Saying he is dumb as a bag of rocks, is an insult to the rocks. The reason he is such a fast swimmer is because he is too dumb to know he has limits.

I'm surprised he knew where to stick his thing. Dude is dumb as a rock.

Daddy, what's 2+1? That's threesome, son.

Keep going down baw.

check out those funbags in pic 1

Wow, silicone floats...implanted PFD's...

JEAH

She has bad taste in men.