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Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:23 pm to bdv1974
"Tooc Life, bo"
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:23 pm to bdv1974
Ship for Brains
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:24 pm to Hell'sBelle
Reely Nauti
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:27 pm to Hell'sBelle
anyone else get the impression that boats get Belles "creative juices" flowing?
Posted on 10/1/13 at 8:27 pm to Jefferson Dawg
" One Tooc Over the Line"
Posted on 10/1/13 at 9:36 pm to Jefferson Dawg
YES! HA.
Posted on 10/1/13 at 9:37 pm to retooc
Bismark
Posted on 10/1/13 at 9:47 pm to Damn Good Dawg
"Fire Richt"
Posted on 10/1/13 at 10:06 pm to retooc
Kudzu Klipper.......
Water Dawg......
Slalom Dawg....(Ski boat, right?)
Dawg Paddle
Bad Investment
Break Out Another Thousand (B.O.A.T.)
You want to be careful naming a boat and you want to be extra careful about renaming one. Worst mistake you will ever make renaming a boat...requires at least 3 gallons of Captain Morgans and several feet of ferrous metal plus a couple of months.....do any of the steps wrong and you are doomed to plenty of trouble on the water.
Also frick anyone that says a boat doesn't need a name. If it is on the water it deserves a name. Not naming a boat is like not naming your dick....it is disrespectful for anything that is that fun and the source of so much trouble and frustration not to have a name.....
Water Dawg......
Slalom Dawg....(Ski boat, right?)
Dawg Paddle
Bad Investment
Break Out Another Thousand (B.O.A.T.)
You want to be careful naming a boat and you want to be extra careful about renaming one. Worst mistake you will ever make renaming a boat...requires at least 3 gallons of Captain Morgans and several feet of ferrous metal plus a couple of months.....do any of the steps wrong and you are doomed to plenty of trouble on the water.
Also frick anyone that says a boat doesn't need a name. If it is on the water it deserves a name. Not naming a boat is like not naming your dick....it is disrespectful for anything that is that fun and the source of so much trouble and frustration not to have a name.....
Posted on 10/1/13 at 10:10 pm to Jefferson Dawg
Jeff, I would love to welch.
People on the Saints board are confused and upset.
I may stop posting for a bit
People on the Saints board are confused and upset.
I may stop posting for a bit
Posted on 10/1/13 at 10:16 pm to germandawg
So...as I said it is a bad idea to re-name a boat. The result is usually nothing but trouble. I ain't religious or suspicious but man is about as out of his element as he can get when he is fricking around on the water so why take chances?
So, to re-name a boat you need 2 pieces of steel about 1/4" thick, 2" wide and 12' long, 2- 1.5 Gallons of Captain Morgans and some time. Step one is score the name of the boat that is to be renamed on one piece of steel and toss that piece of steel in the principal body of water the boat will be used on.....allow enough time for the elements to rust the name away from the surface of the first piece of steel and then bust one of the bottles of Captain Morgan over the bow of the boat. The you score the new name of the boat on the other piece of steel and chuck it in the same body of water...when enough time has passed to rust the name off the second piece of steel you can then bash the second bottle of rum over the bow of the boat and state the new name....and never mention the old name again. Trust me, it sounds crazy but you don't frick with water gods.
I asked the guy who told me how to do this if I couldn't use Champagne like they do with ships. He replied that I could do so only if I were a french homosexual. I told him that for the cost of 3 gallons of Captain Morgan I could be a gay Frenchman for a short period of time.....
So, to re-name a boat you need 2 pieces of steel about 1/4" thick, 2" wide and 12' long, 2- 1.5 Gallons of Captain Morgans and some time. Step one is score the name of the boat that is to be renamed on one piece of steel and toss that piece of steel in the principal body of water the boat will be used on.....allow enough time for the elements to rust the name away from the surface of the first piece of steel and then bust one of the bottles of Captain Morgan over the bow of the boat. The you score the new name of the boat on the other piece of steel and chuck it in the same body of water...when enough time has passed to rust the name off the second piece of steel you can then bash the second bottle of rum over the bow of the boat and state the new name....and never mention the old name again. Trust me, it sounds crazy but you don't frick with water gods.
I asked the guy who told me how to do this if I couldn't use Champagne like they do with ships. He replied that I could do so only if I were a french homosexual. I told him that for the cost of 3 gallons of Captain Morgan I could be a gay Frenchman for a short period of time.....
Posted on 10/1/13 at 11:17 pm to retooc
"The Money Pit"
Posted on 10/2/13 at 5:47 am to Hell'sBelle
quote:
Three Buoys and a Gull
Fixed.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 7:31 am to Rules
Sex, Booze, and Fishin
(truth in advertising and all)
(truth in advertising and all)
Posted on 10/2/13 at 9:52 am to Cheese Grits
Syrosis of the river.
Posted on 10/2/13 at 2:06 pm to retooc
Got a 32' Topaz in Charleston.....the name you ask? The G Spot. Get some strange looks even though its the UGA G. 
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