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I’ve earned every bit of my physique.

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Well let's see it. I'll wait.

Just picture what that tattoo will look like when you're 92 and all skinny and wrinkled in a nursing home.

Just get it as an arse tat and call it a day.

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I was thinking something patriotic but not military because I wasn’t in the military and would rather have something else. Was thinking maybe “we the people” on scroll like paper design but I don’t know that it would mesh well with the rest of the tattoo.

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The "we the people" would work. Talk to your artist. I'm working with mine to incorporate a theme with my avatar in sort of a half-sleeve.

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so these types of shitposts will disappear

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I wish I had your optimism. Pretty much every single poster who has joined up here in the last 6 months is trash.

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I hate the offseason on the DR.

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Ikr? I was just thinking the same god damn shite man. Its like being punted off of margot robbie's sofa and landing in florida. Or at least some zoroastrian hell where youre serenaded by beefdawg alters. A syphilitic symphony of interminable cantatas about deltoids and deer jerky. How do we extinguish this sublunary kudzu before it swallows the big buoyant heart of the DR. We shall not be beefed. I swear it on this day in the name of my ancestors

Well no shite lol what a revelation

Wait wait I got it. we can make it a game. some lethal Crank meets the Voice type shite. you can be gwen stafani. All us soul sucking newbies can inject ourselves with some exotic WiFi virus where if we dont get at least 5 likes a day our hearts explode

And every night you get to suck blake sheltons cock. It's a win/win for everybody

Nope now I got it. So when I was in 6th grade I use to have this social studies teacher named Mr.Hunchly. very affable man. he looked like Higgins from magnum p.i. but had this thrifty bowling shoe toupee that always looked like it sat a little askew. Or maybe one of his legs was longer than the other. But at the end of class every day he'd choose a kid that he named Hunchly's Hero for that day. I cant remember what the criteria was, but we got to sit in his lap while he listened to linda ronstadt on his walkman and we'd reach in his pocket for a quarter. sometimes he'd trick us and there wouldnt even be a quarter and we'd dig around for like 5 minutes before realizing we'd been swindled

But anyway I think every day you should select a Sthdawgs Hero. just based on who amuses you the most that day