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Shes buying this hairspray for kevin
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:32 pm
Posted on 12/9/15 at 6:32 pm
Alot of talk of boss bitches these days. especially of the hunger games girl that showed her butthole on the internet. I too have dabbled. how'd it work out? swimmingly. If I were black and you threw me in the colorado river. there's rules to this shite. yall are putting houses on marvin gardens, im putting hotels on baltic. check me out?..
As you know, i courted a lawyer bitch recently. a chick from rincon. real gustapo type. she was all about chef. well, we met me at a very strange time in my life (what up durden) I was going through a crisis. this whore had helped deliver my 6th kid and she was HOT. i mean, bitch had teeth like matt damon and a body like fantasia. you do the math. I tethered her to my groin with one glance
As you know, i courted a lawyer bitch recently. a chick from rincon. real gustapo type. she was all about chef. well, we met me at a very strange time in my life (what up durden) I was going through a crisis. this whore had helped deliver my 6th kid and she was HOT. i mean, bitch had teeth like matt damon and a body like fantasia. you do the math. I tethered her to my groin with one glance
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Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:04 pm to Chef Leppard
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Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:06 pm to WG_Dawg
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Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:22 pm to Chef Leppard
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(what up durden)
Posted on 12/9/15 at 7:23 pm to JCdawg
i thin k I'm too frick up
Posted on 12/9/15 at 8:14 pm to Chef Leppard
You make me want to dose mesculine and eat shrooms.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:09 pm to Chef Leppard
Did you tap who I think you did? Good for you. As you know, they're crazy as shite up there. Saw our stigmatta-Ed friend on his knee scooter today around the courthouse. Things must have gone well as he left the courthouse later. He's still pissed at me.
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:12 pm to Chef Leppard
pictures or go away
Posted on 12/9/15 at 9:40 pm to Chef Leppard
More indeed!
Posted on 12/9/15 at 10:53 pm to Ugazag2
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Ugazag2
I know I'm not priveed to you and Chefs chats. But can you at least tell me that he shared the story with you of why he wasn't bright eyed and bushy tailed during your last "professional meeting"?
Posted on 12/9/15 at 10:57 pm to Chef Leppard
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i thin k I'm too frick up
Alright ni gga. We need to have an offline discussion about this. You have a gift, but you also have a flaw. I feel there is money to be made off of your gift. You just need to be shown the way and kept 75% sober 74% of the time.
I think we can come to an arrangement, but I would prefer to do negotiating during the 24%. Have your people get with my people.
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:02 am to Ugazag2
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id you tap who I think you did? Good for you.
yea but she hates me now. like block me on fb hates me. lol
This post was edited on 12/10/15 at 2:10 am
Posted on 12/10/15 at 1:35 am to Chef Leppard
So, frick if im gonna let the mtv2 generation make me feel like the vh1 generation. if these judy jetson bitches want to take control, fine. im like the 9/11 pilot. let's do this. I took the logical first step. I went and got my toes done
I'll admit, things were awkward for a while. its not that I minded doing laundry and watching ellen all day. its a full time job. It was her general lack of appreciation really. Im generally a tidy person, but god damn. chicken cacciatore doesnt come in a box. It takes time and ingredients. like chicken, and love. So you want to go out with your girlfriends after work? fine. at least call. and come home hungry. the shite is just disrespectful
Now, im not really the type to go through my girls phone (yes I am), but I just felt like I was never enough for her.no matter how much crossfit I did. I admit it felt nice when she'd take me to the mall to buy me a new outfit. but even then I felt like it was all about her
I'll admit, things were awkward for a while. its not that I minded doing laundry and watching ellen all day. its a full time job. It was her general lack of appreciation really. Im generally a tidy person, but god damn. chicken cacciatore doesnt come in a box. It takes time and ingredients. like chicken, and love. So you want to go out with your girlfriends after work? fine. at least call. and come home hungry. the shite is just disrespectful
Now, im not really the type to go through my girls phone (yes I am), but I just felt like I was never enough for her.no matter how much crossfit I did. I admit it felt nice when she'd take me to the mall to buy me a new outfit. but even then I felt like it was all about her
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:09 am to Chef Leppard
Just go ahead and ask. the sex. ugh. I feel numb just talking about it really. so many times she'd just come to bed drunk and climb on top of me. ride me for hours like I wasn't even there. and then she'd make me get up and go make her a salad. and all I ever heard about was how I didnt lick her pussy enough. that id only do it on special occasions. which is complete bullshite. to this day I have irreversible taste bud damage from all the licking. I could eat a ghost pepper right now and walk straight into a parent teacher conference and not blink. it was hard enough to get in the mood watching her walk around the house in a dirty t shirt, burping farting and scratching her vagina. like i said. it was never enough
Now, ive blacked out many times in my life. usually from alcohol or heroin. but never from rage. I dont know what she said. all I know is I woke up to a bunch of broken plates, a whore shaped indention in the living room wall, and a restraining order stapled to the front door. apparently I had enough
Now, ive blacked out many times in my life. usually from alcohol or heroin. but never from rage. I dont know what she said. all I know is I woke up to a bunch of broken plates, a whore shaped indention in the living room wall, and a restraining order stapled to the front door. apparently I had enough
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:22 am to Chef Leppard
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:25 am to Chef Leppard
You can all do what you want. you can have these modern women with their jobs and whatnot. Im going old school. Im not talking about pilgrim looking, jehovahs witness protection, spends her saturdays at hobby lobby chick either. Im talking an aboriginal bitch. one thats into cave painting and can find underground water with a twig. Its like that elton john lion song. and the only bitches allowed in my circle are ones that cant vote or get a drivers license
Posted on 12/10/15 at 2:37 am to Chef Leppard
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to this day I have irreversible taste bud damage from all the licking. I could eat a ghost pepper right now and walk straight into a parent teacher conference and not blink
Posted on 12/10/15 at 3:28 am to Chef Leppard
You rock dude.
Posted on 12/10/15 at 8:05 am to Chef Leppard
What the frick are going on about?
Posted on 12/10/15 at 8:14 am to Beantownbulldog
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