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Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 4:45 pm to
The real 4th of July, What you got? Reverse jinx in full effect for these picks #riseup

-Falcons (+3) or Patriots (-3)? Patriots
-How many red arrows (downvotes) will this OP get? 32
-super bowl over/under 58.5 over
-Luke Bryan national anthem: skinny jeans or regular heterosexual jeans?
-Coin Toss: heads or tails?
-Result of first falcons drive? Punt
-First TD pass: Ryan or Brady?
-Will there be a commercial that subliminally and/or overtly hints at humans eventually becoming subservient to robots? No
-Number of Julio Jones TDs? 2
-will a Trump "protestor" "spontaneously" just "happen" to interupt the game? No
-Describe in moderate detail the last play of game. That mother fricker takes a mercy knee on ATL.
-Super Bowl MVP? Tom Brady... Barf
-Gatorade bath color of winning coach? Red
-Will lady gaga hang a tit out to support sharia law? No
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 4:57 pm to
quote:

The real 4th of July

Told you so. These people are fricking shameless.
Posted by Dawgsontop34
Member since Jun 2014
42529 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 4:58 pm to
quote:







The real 4th of July, What you got?

-Falcons (+3) or Patriots (-3)?
-How many red arrows (downvotes) will this OP get?
-super bowl over/under 58.5
-Luke Bryan national anthem: skinny jeans or regular heterosexual jeans?
-Coin Toss: heads or tails?
-Result of first falcons drive?
-First TD pass: Ryan or Brady?
-Will there be a commercial that subliminally and/or overtly hints at humans eventually becoming subservient to robots?
-Number of Julio Jones TDs?
-will a Trump "protestor" "spontaneously" just "happen" to interupt the game?
-Describe in moderate detail the last play of game.
-Super Bowl MVP?
-Gatorade bath color of winning coach?
-Will lady gaga hang a tit out to support sharia


Pats
15
Under
Skinny
Tails never fails
Punt
Ryan
2
1
No
Brady kneel
Brady
Red
No
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:09 pm to
1st Real time Optional Bonus:

Which will come first?....

A) a commercial where a white male plays the hapless buffoon while a woman takes charge. Or.....

B) a commercial featuring a same-sex couple.


**+2 if correct / -2 if incorrect

Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:11 pm to
quote:

1st Real time Optional Bonus

Put me down for A) white male hapless buffoon
This post was edited on 2/5/17 at 5:16 pm
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30548 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:15 pm to
B). All day
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:22 pm to
A

Hapless buffoon
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:25 pm to
Baaaaaaa!

Skinny jeans
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:26 pm to
frick

Should have known the bro country poster boy would wear the skinnies
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25663 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:27 pm to
Skinny!!!
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:28 pm to
Military flyover.

Over an enclosed Dome.

Brilliant.
Posted by drunkensailor89
Kingsland, GA
Member since Sep 2013
1964 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:29 pm to
I'll take A
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:30 pm to
quote:

Skinny

That was a free money pick all day right there
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86468 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:30 pm to
Coke commercial singing America the beautiful in different languages.


I just shake my head. SEIYGE
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25663 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:31 pm to
Coin toss after 4 minutes of commercials
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:34 pm to
Tails

That toss was corrupt as frick. Hit like five shoes
Posted by dallasga6
Scrap Metal Magnate...
Member since Mar 2009
25663 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:35 pm to
I had tails...
Posted by K9
wayx....BOBO IN '19
Member since Sep 2012
24022 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:35 pm to
B
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:37 pm to
And there's the first robot subservience commercial ladies and gents....

Ford motor company!

We're all idiots and the world can't function and you'll get stranded on a ski lift without cars that parallel park themselves. Etc

So fricked up
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/5/17 at 5:46 pm to
Second example:

Google robot is now part of your family. Did you just see that shite? This is sick
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