OT... Rules, you gon be in town this weekend???

e-mail me @gmail when you firm up your plans. Will be around...

What time does the geriatric happy hour start? 1pm? 50% off of metamucil mimosas? Yall should fine a bar by an old folks home, home one of the crazies your age has shimmy'd out her window with her bed sheets, then wandered in to the blue hair bar where yall two are slamming fiber fizz. Yall can double dose on Dallas' viagra and be dp'n her in no time.


Yea, thats exactly what needs to happen.

Man, I was honestly going to use that one but had already blew my wad on the metamucil mimosas. Guess you could always double fist it , right?

Hardee's on a Wednesday morning.

Grandmas will split roast but they won't DP.

Wife is recovering from hernia surgery she had last week. Got the MIL in town to help out with the youngin till she can get back 100%. Baby is doing great will be walking soon, she's all smiles though. Rarely crys, only when tired or hungry, like me. I'll send you a video in a few

Yea buddy. She can fly behind that thing. She's gonna eat it soon though lol. She seems to be pretty tough though. She's fallen and hit her head on the hardwoods time or two before and it doesn't seem to bother her too much. She shakes it off and keeps on going. Hopefully she doesn't aquire the pain tolerance of her mother. That lady is a straight up vagina when it comes to pain.

Well we're definitely out of the honeymoon phase I can tell you that. With the way her recovery is going from this surgery it's looking like we will have already sprung forward before I get another slice of pie.

Who invited the creepy uncle to the party?