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Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:29 pm to
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
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Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:29 pm to
I was bored, kinda depressed it being the last day of vacation and BOOM....Spunk saves it. Bravo.....bravo.

Ps...does it really hurt if it gets in your eye or is my wife just a gotdamn pussy?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:32 pm to
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Feel free.


nope. that's enough gay thread for me thanks

Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:32 pm to
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Have you ever been "backfired" on?


Do you mean shite on?

If so, consider the source

But in reality, guys don't have sex if they haven't already shite that day or if they haven't showered. Gay guys are very clean.... Whether in bed or not.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:33 pm to
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does it really hurt if it gets in your eye or is my wife just a gotdamn pussy?






Great question. I know it turns all red and shite but does it really sting like they say?

Sometimes when I see women out in public with pink eye I like to think that they just got a big warm load in the face. It keeps the spank bank full.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86445 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:33 pm to
Is whatever pleasure you get really worth the several minutes of agony of your butthole being stretched out?
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:35 pm to
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To my knowledge I've never been fellatioed by another man. I do enjoy getting a good rim job from my wife, and have rode the Hershey highway many times. Always with a female though. Is that considered "gay tendencies "?


I seemed to have overlooked this one.

I have no response

But... If I were a betting man I would lean towards yea.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:38 pm to
quote:

Do you mean shite on? 

If so, consider the source  

But in reality, guys don't have sex if they haven't already shite that day or if they haven't showered. Gay guys are very clean.... Whether in bed or not.






Yea, shite on. Not like a big day old hard turd tho. Mine was more of microwaved peanut butter ( creamy not crunchy ) like you hear a little toot and you get the feeling like Bob Ross just sprinkled you chest with a few stars of his latest painting of "Nighttime in the Abyss"
Posted by GtownDawg
South Cackalacky
Member since Sep 2013
1213 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:38 pm to
Speaking of tendencies.... I met WG at a Belk Bowl tailgate, I'm married but he had on skinny jeans and smelled of Halston....it moved.

Am I gay?
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:39 pm to
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Is whatever pleasure you get really worth the several minutes of agony of your butthole being stretched out?

This is where people begin to lose an understanding.

I, for one, do it because the person I am with enjoys it from time to time. Yes, it hurts like hell to me... But it's not all about me. I find comfort in realizing that both of us deserve a little arse from time to time.

This only applies to committed relationships though.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:40 pm to
quote:

But... If I were a betting man I would lean towards yea.






frick yea! I knew it. To bad yall don't get handouts like the coloreds, if so I'd be in SSI line first thing Monday morning.
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:41 pm to
quote:

he had on skinny jeans


I read something the other day that skinny jeans are very harmful.

No I do not wear skinny jeans. I'm Patagonia, Columbia, Solomon and Teva wearin' outdoorsman. think of me as Ranger Rick
This post was edited on 6/26/15 at 7:43 pm
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:43 pm to
quote:

 I find comfort in realizing that both of us deserve a little arse from time to time. 



Can you talk to my wife?
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30541 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:44 pm to
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

Can you talk to my wife?


Are you implying that you want your arse pounded? If so, for pain or pleasure? I am guessing you're a little kinky in bed and your wife is extremely conservative.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:45 pm to
quote:

think of me as Ranger Rick 


It would've been a lot hotter if you would've said Danger Dick
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Are you implying that you want your arse pounded? If so, for pain or pleasure? I am guessing you're a little kinky in bed and your wife is extremely conservative.



Negative. I'm talking about her arse. I may try'n talk her into the finger milking though. I'll be good as long as my nipples don't start lactating.
Posted by WG_Dawg
Hoover
Member since Jun 2004
86445 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

he had on skinny jeans and smelled of Halston.


You must've been really drunk lol
Posted by PNW
Northern Rockies
Member since Mar 2014
6193 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:50 pm to
quote:

does it really hurt if it gets in your eye or is my wife just a gotdamn pussy?


it stings a little. think bug in eye
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 6/26/15 at 7:51 pm to
I feel gays are more promiscuous than straight people. Would you consider that true?
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