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Open letter to internet pussys

Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:03 pm
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:03 pm
I hate some of you motherfrickers. some of you khaki wering, bitch arse, copy paste, no real opinion, suck arse motherfrickers. you know what. I dislike my haters. the ones known. I respect them tho. you know who you are. you dont like me and have an opinion. which is cool. I aint for everybody.im an OG douchebag. but I'm the realest **** alive. bet that

Posted by fibonaccisquared
The mystical waters of the Hooch
Member since Dec 2011
16898 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:05 pm to
frick you Chef. I like khakis... copy and paste deez nuts. :)



Posted by Dawgholio
Bugtussle
Member since Oct 2015
13047 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:09 pm to
frick you because I had a Mexican girl built like Cedric the Entertainer take my order today and I busted out laughing. She had no idea what was going on.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:15 pm to
She won't tell you the number? By all means...ill look the other way
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12414 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 6:33 pm to
I'd frick you in Khakis.
Posted by AmericusDawg
Member since Oct 2012
8577 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 7:00 pm to
quote:

I hate some of you motherfrickers.


frick them
Posted by Dick Leverage
In The HizHouse
Member since Nov 2013
9000 posts
Posted on 12/5/15 at 11:53 pm to
It was almost dark outside when you posted this. It bothered me to the core. I drank three shots of whiskey, grabbed 20 feet of rope from my craft room and walked straight out my back door( didn't even shut it behind me) , through my yard and into the woods. No trails to speak of so I just kind of charged through the brush and briars about 300 yards into the forest. A wayward low hanging branch tore the arse end out of my sweat pants. I sat Indian style in the woods for hours and finally convinced myself that you were not talking to me. I just got back in at midnight.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14160 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 12:01 am to
Did you get raped by a bear?
Posted by Chef Leppard
Member since Sep 2011
11739 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 1:01 am to
quote:

itwas almost dark outside when you posted this. It bothered me to the core. I drank three shots of whiskey, grabbed 20 feet of rope from my craft room and walked straight out my back door( didn't even shut it behind me) , through my yard and into the woods. No trails to speak of so I just kind of charged through the brush and briars about 300 yards into the forest. A wayward low hanging branch tore the arse end out of my sweat pants. I sat Indian style in the woods for hours and finally convinced myself that you were not talking to me. I just got back in at midnight.





Thats a beautiful sentence. convinced me to go get orange juice
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 9:55 am to
The internet is full of pussy

Back in my day we had to beat it from half naked natives in National Geographic or the sex ed black and whites that showed all form of nasty sexual diseases.

You kids today have it so easy.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13163 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:11 am to
quote:

Open letter to internet pussys


I resemble that remark.
Posted by HellRaisingDawg
Lake Park, Georgia
Member since Oct 2013
1585 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:13 am to
quote:

convinced me to go get orange juice


Yes, but was it freshly squeezed, or from concentrate? These things do fricking matter.
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
10020 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:15 am to
quote:

I resemble that remark.  



Pix?
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13163 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 10:21 am to
quote:

quote:
I resemble that remark.  


Pix?




Dream on....

But here's your consolation prize:

Posted by retooc
Freeport, FL
Member since Sep 2012
7443 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:42 am to
quote:

Back in my day


Geezer
Posted by Cobb Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
9804 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 11:45 am to
It's Jake, from State Farm.
Posted by Cheese Grits
Wherever I lay my hat is my home
Member since Apr 2012
54617 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 3:18 pm to
quote:

But here's your consolation prize:


I suspect a fat bomb is waiting to explode on that chick.
Posted by GurleyGirl
Georgia
Member since Nov 2015
13163 posts
Posted on 12/6/15 at 3:36 pm to
quote:

quote:
But here's your consolation prize:


I suspect a fat bomb is waiting to explode on that chick.




Yep, she looks pretty chubby in this pic and definitely has some hefty thighs:

This post was edited on 12/6/15 at 3:37 pm
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