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Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:24 pm
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:24 pm
A woman falls off a ledge to unknown potentially severe injuries. You’re 3 feet away looking her in the eye when it happens. What do you do?

A) Take a sip of bottled Perrier, smirk, turn your back, and then walk away like a soulless entitled coward
B) Look down to see if she’s okay.
C) Inform someone a tragic accident just occurred
D) Climb down and try to help
E) B thru D
F) Turn your hat backwards, tweet, and dance a stupid jig in front of mongotards
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:35 pm to
You let the massive amount of security, police, fire, and paramedics handle it. Then you pick up the bill.

As opposed to making things worse while having consumed celebratory libations...
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:42 pm to
He didnt even try to fake it. Had zero curiosity if a fellow human was suffering or not

What a piece of shite.


Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:49 pm to
You would know what a piece of shite looks like I guess.

Him jumping down there yelling have no fear, i am a celebrity, seems more like a scene from Dumb and Dumber.
Posted by GoldenDawg
Dawg in Exile
Member since Oct 2013
19087 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 6:58 pm to
or

G) Immediately run to a message board and troll fellow Georgia fans because.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:01 pm to
He wasnt even curious.

First immediate instinct was to turn and get away

Second instinct was a sip of Perrier

Humanity Test Score: F-

What a piece of shite.
Posted by lewis and herschel
Member since Nov 2009
11363 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:05 pm to
Opinions are like assholes....
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:15 pm to
Theres opinions and there's basic fundamental humanity.

Everyone has opinions. Not everyone possesses basic fundamental humanity

Posted by FinleyStreet
Member since Aug 2011
7899 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:19 pm to
Stet would've driven her to the ER and also performed life-saving surgery.
Posted by Dawgs9
Where ever I am
Member since Sep 2012
1940 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:19 pm to
I was thinking the same thing. Not once did he even act like he gave a shite. He just turned and walked away while his wife at least tried to do something.
Posted by UnderDog68
Thomasville, Ga.
Member since Sep 2017
2540 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 7:22 pm to
Well, I’m an EMT, sooooo…..
Posted by Dawgfanman
Member since Jun 2015
22284 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 8:10 pm to
I’ve only seen a very short video, does anyone know what he did in the 20 seconds after that video cuts off? Did he walk away to tell someone knowing his wife was checking on her? I’m not saying he did, just saying that videos like that don’t always tell the whole story.
Posted by dawg-fan#1
Athens, GA
Member since Nov 2012
1221 posts
Posted on 2/18/22 at 9:11 pm to
I think he was just drunk and panicked, which is certainly not an excuse, but I can't just write the guy off for it.
Posted by grey
Member since Aug 2015
3344 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 12:07 am to
"Nooo, Stafford just walked passed a bunch of homeless people and didn't give them all of his money!"

He's the King of LA. He doesn't have time for these dumb plebs.
This post was edited on 2/19/22 at 12:10 am
Posted by Griffindawg
Member since Oct 2013
6146 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 5:35 am to
quote:

I think he was just drunk and panicked

I saw someone fall and get injured like this and I froze up. So did everyone else for what felt like an eternity but I didn’t walk off like it wasn’t my problem.
Posted by SquatchDawg
Cohutta Wilderness
Member since Sep 2012
14166 posts
Posted on 2/19/22 at 8:09 am to
He obviously gave it a “oh that’s bad” look and then turned abruptly to walk away and distance himself from it. It’s what you’d expect from a self centered adolescent. …not a grown man.

Even if that’s your initial reaction you need to check your fear (which is what that is) and do the right thing.
This post was edited on 2/19/22 at 8:12 am
Posted by BranchDawg
Flowery Branch
Member since Nov 2013
9830 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 9:02 am to
I have no interest in jumping in this pissing match, but here’s a gif of the incident, which I feel has meme potential:

This post was edited on 2/21/22 at 12:07 pm
Posted by RedPants
GA
Member since Jan 2013
5413 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 9:33 am to
He was hammered, there were people everywhere that could better help. I saw his reaction as a drunken panic move.
Posted by Whiznot
Albany, GA
Member since Oct 2013
7002 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 12:39 pm to
I just don't get Stafford's reaction. How can someone have complete disinterest in a situation like that? I would have looked down at least.
Posted by Usey
EC
Member since Jul 2013
484 posts
Posted on 2/21/22 at 5:04 pm to
Does she have a Joe Biden or Hillary Clinton or Obama/Biden bumper sticker on her car? Does she tweet about how Stacy Abrams is going to save the world?I have always been a companionate and caring person. Lately I have realized that there are some people who want to destroy everything I believe in at all cost including destroying people like me and those I care about. I would likely jump to help but if the answer to question one or two is yes I will most likely not be heart broken if my efforts are in vain.

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