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Famous last words before being taken to the pokey
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:48 am
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:48 am
A buddy driving and I am riding in a GTO at a high rate of speed.
Cop pulls us over and asks my friend if we were going to a fire.
His response:
Does this look like a fricking firetruck?
We were escorted downtown for the night. Other charges ensued.
Whaddaya got?
Cop pulls us over and asks my friend if we were going to a fire.
His response:
Does this look like a fricking firetruck?
We were escorted downtown for the night. Other charges ensued.
Whaddaya got?
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Posted on 2/7/16 at 4:35 am to WhopperDawg
No officer,that's Sage. My moms making chicken and dressing and ran out,so she sent me the my grand mas to get some
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:09 am to NytroBud
Officer, your eyes look glazed, have you been eating donuts?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:12 am to WhopperDawg
Where's Chef when ya need him?
Posted on 2/7/16 at 8:56 am to WhopperDawg
"Corporal, and it looks like I outrank you, dick".
His question was "What rank did you used to be?" while he was putting the cuffs on.
His question was "What rank did you used to be?" while he was putting the cuffs on.
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:32 am to WhopperDawg
A buddy driving and I am riding in a GTO at a high rate of speed....after both eating a fist full of mushrooms.
Cop pulls us over and says, "I'll give you three guesses to tell me how fast you idiots were going."
Driver: 60 mph?
Cop: Not even close.
Driver: 70?
Cop: Way off.
Driver: 90mph???
Cop: Son, you were driving FOUR mph!!!
Me: Far out....
Cop pulls us over and says, "I'll give you three guesses to tell me how fast you idiots were going."
Driver: 60 mph?
Cop: Not even close.
Driver: 70?
Cop: Way off.
Driver: 90mph???
Cop: Son, you were driving FOUR mph!!!
Me: Far out....
Posted on 2/7/16 at 9:59 am to Jefferson Dawg
Posted on 2/7/16 at 10:29 am to Jefferson Dawg
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Famous last words before being taken to the pokey
A buddy driving and I am riding in a GTO at a high rate of speed....after both eating a fist full of mushrooms.
Cop pulls us over and says, "I'll give you three guesses to tell me how fast you idiots were going."
Driver: 60 mph?
Cop: Not even close.
Driver: 70?
Cop: Way off.
Driver: 90mph???
Cop: Son, you were driving FOUR mph!!!
Me: Far out....
Posted on 2/7/16 at 12:33 pm to BranchDawg
quote:
Where's Chef when ya need him?
I could tell you but that wouldn't work out to well for me
Posted on 2/7/16 at 11:49 pm to WhopperDawg
"Son, *no one* goes through my state that fast."
"Yeah? Sherman did."
"Yeah? Sherman did."
Posted on 2/8/16 at 1:18 pm to WhopperDawg
Well I had something similar happen in a buddy's Trans-Am....
Cop said "Give me your license and registration since you think this is the Daytona 500."
Buddy told the cop that since he was Dale Earnhardt, he would be happy to sign his autograph on the ticket......
Oh to be young and dumb again.
Cop said "Give me your license and registration since you think this is the Daytona 500."
Buddy told the cop that since he was Dale Earnhardt, he would be happy to sign his autograph on the ticket......
Oh to be young and dumb again.
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 1:19 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:25 pm to NytroBud
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I could tell you but that wouldn't work out to well for me
Yeah Nytro, Then you'd be in the TD pokey...
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:25 pm to NytroBud
duplicate post
This post was edited on 2/8/16 at 3:26 pm
Posted on 2/8/16 at 3:55 pm to WhopperDawg
Me and my girlfriend at the time brother and his best friend were going to sixflags, running 70 state trooper stop's us asks were we are going in such a hurry-
Me- Six Flags sir
Trooper- Six Flags isn't going anywhere son
Me- Yes sir
Writes me a ticket and say's slow it down and drive safe!
Me- Six Flags sir
Trooper- Six Flags isn't going anywhere son
Me- Yes sir
Writes me a ticket and say's slow it down and drive safe!
Posted on 2/8/16 at 4:25 pm to K9
When I was young and single and living in Atlanta I rode my roomies Harley to a party while he used my car for a date. Was on my way home at about 2 am when a trooper pulled me over on I=85. He asked if I had been drinking and I said, "Yes. I had a couple of beers."
He said, "Thought so. Never seen anyone ride a motorcycle on the interstate at 20 mph." He allowed me to park the cycle at the Howard Johnsons on North Druid Hills Road and took me home. No ticket.
He said, "Thought so. Never seen anyone ride a motorcycle on the interstate at 20 mph." He allowed me to park the cycle at the Howard Johnsons on North Druid Hills Road and took me home. No ticket.
Posted on 2/8/16 at 7:12 pm to WhopperDawg
"they call me Tater Salad"
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