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Posted on 4/2/15 at 11:56 am to DawgCountry
It is the best Fraternity in the world
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:05 pm to deeprig9
Congrats!!!! Both of my kids are St Mary's babies...we traveled 9000 miles round trip so my Daughter could come into the world as close as possible to Sanford Stadium....a man has to have his priorities.....
Get some rest while you can....it is hard to come by for the next 30 years.....
Get some rest while you can....it is hard to come by for the next 30 years.....
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:12 pm to AmericusDawg
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It is the best Fraternity in the world
Bingo... The 1st one is a life changer & others down the line just make it better. Procreating the species is what we're born to do. Luckily as sentient beings we can enjoy it & take pleasure & pride in each little moment or milestone conquered as the little bastards grow up...
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:52 pm to deeprig9
A couple of things you need yesterday...
Boppy pillow and Diaper Genie. These are worth their weight in gold.
Also, make sure to turn their head while sleeping or they'll get a flat spot and have to wear a helmet...this happened to a friend of ours.
I blocked alot of that period out but will continue to try and dig deep to remember more pro tips.
Boppy pillow and Diaper Genie. These are worth their weight in gold.
Also, make sure to turn their head while sleeping or they'll get a flat spot and have to wear a helmet...this happened to a friend of ours.
I blocked alot of that period out but will continue to try and dig deep to remember more pro tips.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 12:56 pm to SquatchDawg
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Also, make sure to turn their head while sleeping or they'll get a flat spot and have to wear a helmet...this happened to a friend of ours.
Silk pillowcases too. As they move their head, hair will fall out and they will look funny..... so just buy some and put under their head in crib, swing, etc.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:32 pm to SquatchDawg
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Boppy pillow
Second that....Boopy is the BOMB...
also if you ain't got 'em get these....
Swaddle Me
These things are a life saver...the people at St. Mary's can do this with a regular blanket but it is like folding a map or getting a tent back in the bag...unless you do it for 10 years every day you are gonna muck it up....and Babies loves these things.....they sleep like, well, like a baby!
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:36 pm to germandawg
I am 50 years old and I am like a school girl when I hear about a new baby! I think this is the biggest difference between me and my Dad's generation....I know my Dad swears he never changed a diaper....and I am a world class wiper of asses and changer of diapers....
Thats another nugget of advice...take an ACTIVE roll in that baby's first few years....you and your wife are gonna want to shoot one another a lot during the next 84 months.....your changing of diapers and holding the baby and giving her some serious time away from the kid will keep her from carrying out the desire to shoot you in the face...and she will find you more desirable than ever when you have spit up on you and you didn't fling him to the ground with disgust....
Thats another nugget of advice...take an ACTIVE roll in that baby's first few years....you and your wife are gonna want to shoot one another a lot during the next 84 months.....your changing of diapers and holding the baby and giving her some serious time away from the kid will keep her from carrying out the desire to shoot you in the face...and she will find you more desirable than ever when you have spit up on you and you didn't fling him to the ground with disgust....
Posted on 4/2/15 at 1:55 pm to germandawg
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and I am a world class wiper of asses and changer of diapers..
I was like a NASCAR pit crew at the changing table...and only got pissed on a couple of times after raising two boys.
The funny thing was I never was bothered by my own kids crap...no matter how nasty....but whenever we were babysitting somebody else's kid the thought of wiping their arse almost made me throw up.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 2:04 pm to DesmondHume
Wait...I gotta lot of questions here.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 2:06 pm to GtownDawg
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I do that often. Yea seeds are next. Kinda strange. Breast feed if possible. Baby food is extremely expensive.
So male Hawaiians can breastfeed?
Posted on 4/2/15 at 2:27 pm to SquatchDawg
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The funny thing was I never was bothered by my own kids crap...no matter how nasty....but whenever we were babysitting somebody else's kid the thought of wiping their arse almost made me throw up.
Second that!!!
Posted on 4/2/15 at 2:35 pm to GtownDawg
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So male Hawaiians can breastfeed?
Yessir. 99% coconut milk and 1% pig semen.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 3:04 pm to GtownDawg
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So male Hawaiians can breastfeed?
Desmond Hume is from the UK you heathen.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:02 pm to SquatchDawg
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Boppy pillow and Diaper Genie.
Have both.
Boppy pillow pictured.
He also just pissed in his Aunt's (Tech gal) face. He pissed bloody piss crystals right in her face.
Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:11 pm to deeprig9
Great pic rig... I think you'll make a great dad...
Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:18 pm to deeprig9
Posted on 4/2/15 at 4:35 pm to deeprig9
Now thats good shite right there
Posted on 4/3/15 at 6:06 am to deeprig9
Something else too is that durring this period of time treat your wife as if she is a pet mountain lion. Oh sure, you can feed and pet it....and she'll even be cuddly at times....but don't turn your back on her or make any sudden moves or she'll claw your eyes out.
There's a lot of hormonal stuff going on there that we can only try to understand.
There's a lot of hormonal stuff going on there that we can only try to understand.
Posted on 4/3/15 at 6:36 am to SquatchDawg
Read Babywise and follow it
Also, remember that you can never screw up taking care of a child. You are the parents. Whatever you decide is the right thing. All this stuff will come natural.
Things I loved having:
Butt Paste
Aquafore
Sleep sacks (Pjs with open bottoms) - best invention ever
2nd changing table (packnplay) for other floors
Babywise book
Rock N Play
Bumbo
Also, remember that you can never screw up taking care of a child. You are the parents. Whatever you decide is the right thing. All this stuff will come natural.
Things I loved having:
Butt Paste
Aquafore
Sleep sacks (Pjs with open bottoms) - best invention ever
2nd changing table (packnplay) for other floors
Babywise book
Rock N Play
Bumbo
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