re: Day 8 of a 5 day cleanse

Normally I enjoy watching whores cry. but only when theyre tasteful about it. mavis looked like a dog shitting a pinecone when she cried. I didnt enjoy it at all. She had devised an elaborate fertility ritual but elephantine tony had insisted on wearing a condom. She wanted to breed and coveted his giant andre proportions. she wanted to push out a platoon of plus sized battle hounds and make bartow county her own personal province. her grandkids would conquer cobb county. her great grandkids, the world

But Tony was on his way back to the penal colony. this voicemail is the only momento i would have of him for the next 10 years LINK. he had run afoul of the law after leaving us. he had crashed his caddilac and was apprehended with 10 foils of dope that he and I had bought in dallas earlier that day. I puked everywhere like lard arse after the pie eating competition. the world just became a much less harmonious place