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re: Crisis in South Carolina..........

Posted on 5/15/13 at 6:28 pm to
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 6:28 pm to
Conway,

Tell you what.....

Post a pic of your goatee and I'll explain The Salt Life phenomenon to you.

Deal?
Posted by Hell'sBelle
In Your Computer
Member since Sep 2012
823 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 6:50 pm to
Posted by Spunky
Member since Mar 2013
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Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:14 pm to
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:22 pm to
quote:





Was waiting for someone to post this.........But, there's nothing to worry about here.

I've been monitoring 'The Dawg Life' situation for some time now.......and so far pretty much all pics of shitty 'Dawg Life' merchandise floating around the internet...... can be traced back to one single company named "Live Life Out Loud Apparel'. This company also makes Ole Miss 'Rebel Life' gear..... TCU 'Frog Life' gear........and blah blah '_____ Life' gear for every school under the sun.

Again. No need for alarm.

Now............... Where's this apparel company based?

Answer: FLORIDA


Not really a shocker huh? It's like an entirely different species living down there man.....................and it's funny because they are oblivious to the fact that they're aliens and so they think we want to buy cheesy fricking "Dawg Life" gear.

fricking Florida man.......Unreal.
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:29 pm to
Any Tech Life gear? I'm interested.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:34 pm to
quote:

Any Tech Life gear? I'm interested.

They have the Central Florida "Knight Life" t-shirts.....and even some University of North Florida "Osprey Life" gear........

........But, no "Nerd Life" gear.


Sorry man.
This post was edited on 5/15/13 at 7:38 pm
Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:43 pm to
MOTHERfrickER :(
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:44 pm to
BUY DAWG LIFE APPAREL! MASH HERE



Jefferson Dawg tried to warn you, but vigilance can't stop the inevitable.

Welcome to The Life....




Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

BUY DAWG LIFE APPAREL! MASH HERE

Again........all products listed are manufactured by THIS FLORIDIAN COMPANY.


And check out their gear for the USCe gamecocks. LINK...............

Only three items right?

Why????????


A: Because the Carolina Salt Life market is already fricking flooded!!!!!!!!!......................................and there's no money to be made there. Much less any room left on their truck windows.
Posted by DawgCountry
Great State of GA
Member since Sep 2012
30546 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:00 pm to
Cock life. Good for them.
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:03 pm to
Face it Jefferson...

Posted by Chris_topher
Member since Sep 2012
7674 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:13 pm to
Jacket Life

Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:14 pm to
The Conway/Myrtle Beach area is ate up with Ohioans who have committed to the Salt Life...
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

Jefferson Dawg tried to warn you, but vigilance can't stop the inevitable.

Welcome to The Life....

These frickers on this board don't care man. Half of them are probably buying stock in "Live Your Life Loud Apparel" as we speak............and will have "Tha Dawg Life" neck tattoos in ten years..

This crew doesn't even recognize the Sea Change that is happening all around them.

CockInYourEar, I need access top the South Carolina board. Can you make this happen?
Posted by Peter Buck
Member since Sep 2012
12415 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:16 pm to
Me too
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:17 pm to
quote:

Jacket Life




I say count it!
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:18 pm to
quote:

Jacket Life

That's genius.

Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:19 pm to
quote:

CockInYourEar, I need access top the South Carolina board. Can you make this happen?


Oh hell yeah. You made a thread that got put on deadspin. I'll make sure this happens. Post on the Help Board for access.
Posted by Jefferson Dawg
Member since Sep 2012
31961 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:23 pm to
quote:

Post on the Help Board for access.

In the sticky thread, or start a new one?........ Also, should I simply request access?......or should I state my case as to why I feel I deserve access to the board?
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 5/15/13 at 8:25 pm to
quote:

Me too


Even if I voted yes, most of the other Cocks would vote no. Maybe you could make a bargain....

I know that SCRooster wanted access here, but was denied by a clear majority. If you could win him support, possibly SCRooster could gather enough support for your access.

Disclaimer: I have no idea if that would work though.
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