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re: Hamm is melting down on Twitter right now

Posted on 10/27/16 at 9:53 am to
Posted by cokebottleag
I’m a Santos Republican
Member since Aug 2011
24028 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 9:53 am to
quote:

And let's be real, there is no doubt in my mind that Luicci and Hamm both have accounts here and both post.....the only question is who are they here...



I'm 100% sure they have accounts. I'm also pretty sure they have never posted.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 9:55 am to
quote:

did you notice the admins removed your work of art from my Avi and deemed it offensive?





I have a suggestion for the next one then!



Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50337 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 9:57 am to
Posted by NanosTacoRun
Member since Jun 2015
2986 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 10:03 am to
quote:

something about Hamm posting an excerpt of Jorts' arrest record, which included an arrest for large quantities of weed.

Did hamm really do this? Little man is such a bitch
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 10:05 am to
Done, I've posted it on the help board asking for clarification as well
Posted by Uncle Gunnysack
Member since Apr 2016
5541 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 10:11 am to
that thread on 247 was gold, deleted now. How embarassing it must be for tarp and perroni to have to work for that guy, only to have to constantly step in and clean up his messes.
Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8532 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 11:35 am to
I got a screenshot of that jorts meltdown (any grown man posting his phone number online is a melt to me ). Personally, I would have let it go, called him a dumbass and called it a day. But this guy is a lawyer, so what the frick do I know.

I would post those screenshots, but I don't want to post his personal phone number since I couldn't get a screenshot without him blasting it every 6th post so Hamm would call him.



...and I thought I took the internet too seriously.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 11:40 am to
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 11:41 am to
quote:

I would post those screenshots, but I don't want to post his personal phone number since I couldn't get a screenshot without him blasting it every 6th post so Hamm would call him.



Dude, black out the number in MS Paint and post pretty please.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50337 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 11:44 am to
Or don't. Who cares if the number is out there.
Posted by NanosTacoRun
Member since Jun 2015
2986 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 11:56 am to
Yeah we're gonna need to see those screenshots
Posted by tmc94
Member since Sep 2012
11559 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:00 pm to
quote:

He's got a histrionic personality disorder. He thrives on drama.
quote:

Roger Klarvin

Posted by Texas Weazel
Louisiana is a shithole
Member since Oct 2016
8532 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:26 pm to
That's too much work.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:29 pm to
Just post them
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:29 pm to


Yeah, but he's our drama queen.
Posted by Old Sarge
Dean of Admissions, LSU
Member since Jan 2012
55257 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:30 pm to
Roger's awesome, I think he's really just trolling me/us half the time
Posted by Warrior Poet
Living Rent-Free in Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2011
7956 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:36 pm to
Naw, that boy melts like an ice cube on a hot rock in the dessert at least once a week.
Posted by Dr RC
The Money Pit
Member since Aug 2011
58058 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 12:46 pm to
quote:

We own? Or we do to mock the rant stupidity? I say the latter.


Own? Mock?

Wait wait wait...

Are you telling me that all the jar jizzing I've been doing was really just a big internet joke?
Posted by Roger Klarvin
DFW
Member since Nov 2012
46506 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 1:59 pm to
It's gonna hard on Hamm's kids one day:

"My daddy is a fireman!"

"My daddy is a doctor!"

My daddy is a lawyer!"

"And what does your father do little needle dick jr.?"

"My daddy texts 17 year old football players for a living."

Dude's gonna find himself crying in his minivan one night after coming home to his wife getting plowed by a kid with 8 vowels in his name and a 9 inch dick and wondering what the frick happened.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 10/27/16 at 2:02 pm to
quote:

That's too much work.



I will do it for you if you want. Email it to me.
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