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re: Do y'all care about the bevel?
Posted on 1/12/15 at 10:41 pm to finestfirst79
Posted on 1/12/15 at 10:41 pm to finestfirst79
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ETA: FWIW, the first time I ever heard of "jizz jars" was on secrant.com.
They should put testimonials like this on the home page.
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Posted on 1/12/15 at 10:46 pm to ISEN_AG
I dunno why but I can't stop laughing at this. Just picturing that info-message.
1. Aggies don't actually store jizz in jars.
2. Alabama fans aren't actually having sex with their sisters. Well... most of them.
3. LSU fans are by-and-large good sports who never incorrectly place the blame for losses on others.
4. Ole Miss isn't actually a huge collection of racists. No, really. We mean it.
1. Aggies don't actually store jizz in jars.
2. Alabama fans aren't actually having sex with their sisters. Well... most of them.
3. LSU fans are by-and-large good sports who never incorrectly place the blame for losses on others.
4. Ole Miss isn't actually a huge collection of racists. No, really. We mean it.
Posted on 1/12/15 at 10:56 pm to finestfirst79
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2. Alabama fans don't listen to Paul Finebaum. Well... most of them.
FIFY
Posted on 1/13/15 at 4:28 am to Farmer1906
I have been spreading rumors that there will be "a bevel on the helmet this week" on TexAgs for years. I would love to see it just for the chaos.
Posted on 1/13/15 at 4:53 am to greenbastard
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TBird up in there stirring up the pot.
Couldn't resist
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I have heard afrom a couple of older Ags about Piss jars and buckets and pissing in their sinks. Appperently, the corps weren't allowed outside of their dorm rooms after lights out so a lot them would pee in their room's sink or in buckets/jars they had at night. Tbird/anyone else in the corps care to confirm this?
Pissing in sinks was absolutely true.
Posted on 1/13/15 at 7:31 am to TbirdSpur2010
I remember first day of fow me and my old lady were like "we are never gonna piss in a sink" we both Pissed in the sink before lights out.
This post was edited on 1/13/15 at 7:32 am
Posted on 1/13/15 at 8:58 am to AgBQ00
Bevel threads numbers so far
3 pages on the Zoo. Discussion focused on Ginger and Mary Ann
5 pages on Texas A&M rant board Discussion focused on pissing in the sink
You guys have really let me down........
3 pages on the Zoo. Discussion focused on Ginger and Mary Ann
5 pages on Texas A&M rant board Discussion focused on pissing in the sink
You guys have really let me down........
Posted on 1/13/15 at 11:51 am to Old Sarge
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You guys have really let me down........
Piss off........
Preferably in a sink.
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:13 pm to Old Sarge
quote:Which reminds me...da frick is that all about?
Discussion focused on Ginger and Mary Ann
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:17 pm to LewDawg
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da frick is that all about?
Can't be serious
And Mary Ann for the win
This post was edited on 1/13/15 at 12:18 pm
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:28 pm to greenbastard
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The way I see it, we are just cleaning up the legacy the olds left.
I agree with that. Like how they left a legacy of no women cheerleaders even though we added women longer than 30 years ago? It is easier to say "yeah we are gay" then explain how that happened.
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ETA: FWIW, the first time I ever heard of "jizz jars" was on secrant.com.
Not me. First time I saw a Jizz Jar reference was back in 2008-ish on a Texas forum. If you have never seen it you never were an eWarrior before SEC times. I think the modern Jizz Jar reference, along with many of the other A&M tRant slams, comes directly from that "Tell Me About Texas A&M" thread on Shaggy.
With that said, I feel like we are fortunate that here these criticisms are taken so lightly. On Texas forums the Jizz Jars and male cheerleaders aren't offered as signs we are gay, they are presented as evidence we are mentally incapable. Corndogs can't follow that logic, so it gets boiled down to a Aggie is Gay! that is easier to own. Some of the favorite Aggy criticisms of Texas fans- like the whole 12th man was created in 1939 bit- don't translate here because it takes a full thought process to flesh out the criticism.
There is also huge difference in tone with the same content. Big 12 fans who would pour over that anti-A&M stuff would do it with malice. They wanted us to fail, they wanted the world to hate us, and they really believed they were exposing the dirt that would take us down. Corndogs are digging that mine to find troll bait and nothing more, the higher concepts like "we disgrace the state" that Texas fans throw around are beyond them (thank God).
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:29 pm to Old Sarge
Yes I'm serious. I'm not hip to all the A&M stuff
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:52 pm to Old Sarge
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Mary Ann for the win
The truth has been spoken this day
Posted on 1/13/15 at 12:53 pm to cardboardboxer
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There is also huge difference in tone with the same content. Big 12 fans who would pour over that anti-A&M stuff would do it with malice. They wanted us to fail, they wanted the world to hate us, and they really believed they were exposing the dirt that would take us down. Corndogs are digging that mine to find troll bait and nothing more
Very good point, actually.
Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:02 pm to LewDawg
You no Giligans Island? How old are you?
Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:17 pm to TbirdSpur2010
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Very good point, actually.
I will admit your actually is making me a little self conscious. Sorry my posting quality has been crap (lately?) lol.
This post was edited on 1/13/15 at 1:18 pm
Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:24 pm to cardboardboxer
IDK, the "who's dick do you ride" thread would have won an oscar had it been a movie
Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:25 pm to cardboardboxer
My posting quality is always crap I quit listening to all the shite our former conference mates have to say about us years ago and just started owning all of it. It really pisses off a tu shite stirrer when you agree that you are an uneducated dumb sheep fricking country frick. It confuses and infuriates them.
I quit listening to all the shite our former conference mates have to say about us years ago and just started owning all of it. It really pisses off a tu shite stirrer when you agree that you are an uneducated dumb sheep fricking country frick. It confuses and infuriates them.Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:28 pm to Agforlife
I just wonder how many more years the sips will continue to come over here and make phony LSU accts.
Posted on 1/13/15 at 1:55 pm to cardboardboxer
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your actually is making me a little self conscious. Sorry my posting quality has been crap (lately?) lol.
Oh no that's not what I was trying to say at all! I have a bad habit of using "actually," as a random at the end of sentences for emphasis. Didn't mean anything by it, just that your statement made me think (and agree)
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