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re: Do y'all care about the bevel?

Posted on 1/12/15 at 2:36 pm to
Posted by Mars United
Your momma’s house
Member since Jun 2014
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Posted on 1/12/15 at 2:36 pm to
Also, put me down as being indifferent about the bevel.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 2:41 pm to
That was enlightening
Posted by Agforlife
Somewhere in the Brazos Valley
Member since Nov 2012
20102 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 2:47 pm to
Can you imagine those people over here
Posted by Mars United
Your momma’s house
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2255 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 3:01 pm to
Old Main and Sex Panther would never survive over here.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 3:51 pm to
This thread made me check out the Zoo for the first time in several years. Holy moly. It was worth it to see Old Main's treatise. That post is classic!

Seriously, how much would you pay to go drinking with that guy and innocently bring up the bevel? It wouldn't be worth $10 but I think if there was a bidding war for the privilege it could easily hit $1K.
Posted by PowerTool
The dark side of the road
Member since Dec 2009
21153 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 6:21 pm to
How are you lumping Sex Panther in with Old Main?

As far as making it over here, anyone can repeat the word "melt" over and over.
Posted by cardboardboxer
Member since Apr 2012
34330 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 6:37 pm to
quote:

As far as making it over here, anyone can repeat the word "melt" over and over.


And the whole embrace the gay thing.

I know some old Ags that would melt if they knew we weren't fighting such a stereotype about Aggies in such a public place. To be fair they are also so insulated they don't get why we would be called gay.
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 6:50 pm to
The way I see it, we are just cleaning up the legacy the olds left. Nobody told them to collect jizz on jars, so they better own that shite like an unwanted baby or stay on TA.

And yes, a lot of TA users would not make it here. The circle jerk on that site is on par with those of the North Korean regime with Liucci being the 'Great Leader'.
Posted by theGarnetWay
Washington, D.C.
Member since Mar 2010
25866 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 6:50 pm to
I didn't know this was a thing... but I feel like I should have known. I doubt it helps the old school A&M logos placed on Kyle Field's exterior are now gone due to the expansion.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 7:08 pm to
quote:

The way I see it, we are just cleaning up the legacy the olds left. Nobody told them to collect jizz on jars, so they better own that shite like an unwanted baby or stay on TA.


What in the actual frick are you talking about, stupid kid?
Posted by TbirdSpur2010
ALAMO CITY
Member since Dec 2010
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Posted on 1/12/15 at 7:18 pm to
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Nobody told them to collect jizz on jars


Honestly, I don't know that that's true. Never heard of it until I started TexAgging.
Posted by AgBQ00
Member since Aug 2014
2022 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 7:31 pm to
I had never heard if it before reading here. And I mean if any group was gonna do something so weird it would have been us BQ's. Lol.
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 7:48 pm to
quote:

And I mean if any group was gonna do something so weird it would have been us BQ's. Lol.


I started to say... well nevermind what I was gonna say . That whole shtick is bullshite and everybody knows it, except, apparently, for one special dumbass.
Posted by LewDawg
Member since May 2009
75242 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 8:00 pm to
They're still going at it
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 8:04 pm to
quote:

They're still going at it


Apples and oranges. I've no doubt the Zoo will eventually implode over this. Well done. That isn't what stupid frickin' non-reg dipshit kid is talking about. I mean all of that in a good way.
Posted by ISEN_AG
ThunderWolf Manor
Member since Aug 2013
1928 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 9:41 pm to
TBird up in there stirring up the pot.
Posted by TeLeFaWx
Dallas, TX
Member since Aug 2011
29179 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 9:44 pm to
I never knew it was a thing until TexAgs either. I own bevel/non-bevel things and they don't mean anything to me. What does get me is the misproportioned A and M underneath the serif on the T.

And yeah all the old signage is gone. But I think there are non-beveled flags flying around the MSC/President's House.
Posted by Farmer1906
The Woodlands, TX
Member since Apr 2009
50406 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 9:48 pm to
How about the helmet?
Posted by greenbastard
Parts Unkown
Member since Feb 2014
2740 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 9:51 pm to
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What in the actual frick are you talking about, stupid kid?

It was YOU! YOU were the old fart that collected the jizz jars!



But in all seriousness, I've never heard any accounts of the jizz jar folklore ever existing, but seeing how old people used to think weird things were normal, I wouldn't put it past finestfirst.



BUT.....



I have heard afrom a couple of older Ags about Piss jars and buckets and pissing in their sinks. Appperently, the corps weren't allowed outside of their dorm rooms after lights out so a lot them would pee in their room's sink or in buckets/jars they had at night. Tbird/anyone else in the corps care to confirm this?
Posted by finestfirst79
Vicksburg, Mississippi
Member since Nov 2012
11646 posts
Posted on 1/12/15 at 10:04 pm to
quote:

It was YOU! YOU were the old fart that collected the jizz jars!




OK, so you're not a complete dumbshit. Just a mostly-dumbshit.

quote:

and pissing in their sinks.


This one is absolutely true. We were "allowed" out, but you just never knew what was going to happen. Plus you had to be fully-clothed to step outside your hole. Hence - piss in the sink. If I wanted to out my 57-yr old old lady SafetySam currently on sabbatical in Germany with a bathroom across the hall from his room, I would. But that's not something I'd ever do. Because that's a private conversation.

ETA: FWIW, the first time I ever heard of "jizz jars" was on secrant.com.
This post was edited on 1/12/15 at 10:28 pm
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