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Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:47 pm to
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24143 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:47 pm to
quote:

Harvey Updyke becomes president of the Arbor Day Foundation.


frick the pine beetle. You get Harvey and Hugh together. They'll make the South look like Nevada.
Posted by kbrake37
Washington DC
Member since Mar 2016
3094 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:47 pm to
Ole Piss beats down Bama 35-33
Posted by Dogfish
Member since Nov 2015
1248 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 7:51 pm to
Rice leads Baylor after q1
Posted by Penrod
Member since Jan 2011
39159 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:26 pm to
quote:

Harvey Updyke becomes president of the Arbor Day Foundation.


Excellent!
Posted by Edearl Watson
Parts Unknown
Member since May 2012
6782 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 8:31 pm to
quote:

Mcelwain brushes his teeth







LSU has a car wash and a bake sale, and finally raises enough money to fire Les.
Posted by ALA2262
Cumming, GA
Member since Jun 2016
1683 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 9:54 pm to
Bama beats Ole Miss 66-0 to avenge the 23 & 43 points scored against them in 2014-15. Stupid, but probably closer to the final score than anything else posted here.

It's the way Saban rolls. He did his damnedest to beat Bama 31-0 in 2003. Why? Because Bama had beaten him 31-0 in 2002.

With the score 24-0 in 2003, LSU bogs down and has to kick a FG, making the score 27-0 rather than 31-0. Saban is so pissed he could have chewed nails. When Bama kicks the late FG to deny him his shutout, I thought he was going to die of a stroke right there on the sideline. Any other coach in America would be jumping for joy to beat Bama 27-3 in Tuscaloosa.
This post was edited on 9/16/16 at 10:32 pm
Posted by Devil_doge
DFW
Member since Sep 2016
2499 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:18 pm to
Les gets a contract extension.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38375 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:20 pm to
38-10
Bama
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 10:38 pm to
Auburn has its biggest day passing in over a year.

Auburn settled on 1 QB, and Sean White looked good last week. He gained a lot of confidence and will start off hot. Veteran WRs looked mature and showed leadership. The young WRs showed big time play making ability and star potential. The future looks bright for Auburn's passing game*


*long term prediction contingent on the possibility that Gus and Lashlee could go full retard in play calling. Game prediction, I could see Gus killing momentum with an ill-times wildcat play/series.
Posted by TizzyT4theUofA
This side of eternity
Member since Jun 2016
10051 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:00 pm to
Arkansas' will only lose to Bama.
Posted by IBleedMaroonDawg
Austin, TX
Member since Sep 2016
414 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:09 pm to
LSU beats MSU 9-3 and both sets of fans are pissed because of a complete lack of offense on both sides.

Ole Miss hangs with Bama for a quarter and a half before losing because of a lack of depth and sooo many freshmens'

Auburn wins and ugly game against aTm.

Oklahoma upsets OSU

East Carolina smacks USCe

Jawjah smashes Mizzou
Posted by DannyB
Bagram, Afghanistan
Member since Aug 2010
6141 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:20 pm to
There is a push to make the term limit for the head of the UN 7 years. Obama gets out of office in Jan 2017 and wants to run for head of the UN after his presidency is over with. According to the bible the reign of the antichrist will be 7 years.

Obama is the antichrist.
Posted by Masterag
'Round Dallas
Member since Sep 2014
18799 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:26 pm to
Bert orders the grilled seafood platter over the fried
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/16/16 at 11:37 pm to
Bert accidentally shits his pants on the way to the stadium.
Posted by madddoggydawg
Metairie
Member since Jun 2013
6567 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 12:53 am to
LSU doesn't run the toss-dive in an attempt to shift the offense's identity.
Posted by retreaux
Long road out of Eden
Member since Jan 2016
453 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 1:11 am to
Ole Piss rolls tide by 3 touchdowns.
Posted by TommyM
Conflict of interest
Member since Nov 2013
2295 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 2:31 am to
Ole Miss beats Alabama. They then lose to someone they shouldn't and it's all for naught.
Auburn and LSU win tomorrow, both fanbases do a 180 from where they were after the first game. Auburn beats LSU and then goes on a run, going into the Iron Bowl with only one loss, suddenly we see an uptick in pro-Gus memes with pictures of his stupid facial expressions. A repeat of 2013, basically.
This post was edited on 9/17/16 at 2:37 am
Posted by jsmoove
Member since Oct 2010
12627 posts
Posted on 9/17/16 at 2:37 am to
quote:

Auburn and LSU win, Auburn beats LSU and then goes on a run, going into the Iron Bowl with only one loss


Sounds pretty plausible to me..
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