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re: You were all waiting for it. It's Meltdown Time!

Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:25 am to
Posted by piggidyphish
Birmingham
Member since Jul 2009
18880 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:25 am to
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OMG! Isn't this one of ours?


anitbarner maded it. In fairness, they could have posted his 4 day bitchfest and just saved everyone else the embarssment of being on that.
Posted by TheDoc
doc is no more
Member since Dec 2005
99297 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:29 am to
This is a supreme melt
Posted by relapse98
Member since Dec 2010
2736 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:31 am to
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Paul Walker took the loss really hard


HAH!
Posted by Gizmeaux
Member since Dec 2009
4997 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:31 am to
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This is a supreme melt

Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:34 am to
see a couple posts from here
Posted by Politiceaux
Member since Feb 2009
17654 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:34 am to
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No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.

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What's the point in even hoping for an undefeated season anymore? All Bama does is win 11 games each year only to lose a game in November. Then they have to rely on other teams to lose just so they can play for a national championship. Luck has been on Bama's side during this "dynasty" and finally it's catching up. The coach that the UA pays millions of dollars for is, to put it lightly, a pussy. He bitches about the HUNH because he's "concerned about player safety". When in actuality he's afraid because it completely destroys his precious defense. All the 5* & 4* DBs, LBs, OL, DL, RBs, QBs & WRs aren't going to help when the game comes down to kicking FGs & your team always has the least clutch kickers in CFB. It's also not going to help when you run the ball on 3rd and short to get 0 yards & then try the same thing again hoping to catch the defense off guard. It's easy to blame the K or the Defense. When it's actually the coach & his staff. Maybe next year they'll go undefeated. More than likely they'll finish 11-1 though. It's their trademark, their MO, now. Instead of "Never Again"; it should be "Same shite, Different Year".

Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8331 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:42 am to
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The Cade Foster stuff is despicable tho, and makes me ashamed we have such filth in our fanbase



Lose a few more games and you might get rid of a lot of them
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30597 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:48 am to
You're right! But we both know that ain't gonna happen. We've become the New York Yankees of college football. You either love us or you hate us, but admit or not you fear/respect us.
Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:49 am to
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After the game my wife in an effort to cheer me up pulled out all our Christmas stuff and set up our tree. After she went to bed I threw the tree in the swimming pool. We’ve been married 35 years so this morning she told me I get one pass. I told her if we ever have a FG returned for a TD when there is one second left in the game I’ll probably throw the couch and the TV in. Thankfully there were no children present.


This is the most legitimate melt! Wonder if he really did this.
Posted by LSUsuperfresh
Member since Oct 2010
8331 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:51 am to
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We've become the New York Yankees of college football


You could also substitute Miami Heat here as well
Posted by Teague
The Shoals, AL
Member since Aug 2007
21674 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:54 am to
Mother of god. The world has gone crazy.
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30597 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:54 am to
I agree again. I can't stand the Heat, but I'd be lying if I said that I don't admire their basketball prowness.
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:58 am to
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We've become the New York Yankees of college football.
True. You both buy your way to titles.
Posted by idlewatcher
County Jail
Member since Jan 2012
78950 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:01 am to
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frick you Eat a sack of baby dicks, motherfricker /YESIMAD


Has the state calmed down by today or you guys still murdering each other for shits and giggles?
Posted by coachcrisp
pensacola, fl
Member since Jun 2012
30597 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:04 am to

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We've become the New York Yankees of college football.
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True. You both buy your way to titles.
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...and the envy and jealousy is just pouring out of you. Sorry little fella, but you'll just never measure up to our success...but keep on trying..it's fun to watch
Posted by HaloWarriors
Murfreesboro, TN
Member since Feb 2010
3351 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:05 am to
Posted by AUnite
The Tragic City
Member since Nov 2010
14828 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:15 am to
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"what I cant accept is when a-hole yankee neighbors who have no dog in the fight, knock on my door and scream wareagle in my face when I open the door. They are all dead to me and can keep my barner wife. Roll Tide! go FSU, rapist be damned"


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"I went from full bore hard on to feeling like I’ve been tricked by a tranny"


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"I may never have another erection..."





PURE frickING GOLD!
Posted by Grit-Eating Shin
You're an Idiot
Member since May 2013
8432 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:16 am to
You literally could not have made a more unoriginal, cookie-cutter gump retort if you tried (which it's clear that you didn't). Congrats on being generic. I know it's a step-up for you.
Posted by partsman103
Member since Sep 2008
8089 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:23 am to
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Wish I was in the press room, Because as God is my witness my question would’ve been “So coach, do you think Alabama fans appreciate the way you coached this game today?”


Posted by chattabama
12essee
Member since Jun 2012
19315 posts
Posted on 12/3/13 at 10:43 am to
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I no longer believe the BS that he isn't practicing the right way or being a "freshman". You can't tell me that Eddie isn't better than Cyrus fricking Jones. So what the hell is really going on with him? -did he.. Sleep with Saban's daughter? Piss in Saban's Cheerios? Egg Saban's house? Spray paint the UA dorms?


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