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re: You were all waiting for it. It's Meltdown Time!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:48 am to son of arlo
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:48 am to son of arlo
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I went from full bore hard on to feeling like I’ve been tricked by a tranny
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Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:48 am to BamaBeast
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Paul Walker took the loss really hard
holy shite. Too soon
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:49 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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I feel like suicide bombing an animal shelter
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to AdamDeMamp
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Christmas Vacation is a damn classic! Well done.
Damnit I was trying to remember why that sounded so familiar. If I only would have read it in a Chevy voice...
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to Gizmeaux
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Hey Harvey... Go for the drinking water this time.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to WDE24
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I went from full bore hard on to feeling like I’ve been tricked by a tranny
Nice melt..
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Everyone shut the frick up and drink until you ruin important relationships.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:52 am to genro
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genro
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This is exactly how I still feel.
Understood, but when this passes and you are able to put things in perspective I don't think you'll being feeling all that bad.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:53 am to Gradual_Stroke
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I don't think we should get rid of him obviously
well obviously
Posted on 12/3/13 at 8:55 am to Keeper (LSU)
I don't actually feel bad at all.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:00 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Im done with these trash arse running backs. Graduate and GTFO
Kenyan Drake = Fumbletron TJ Yeldon = Droptimus Prime
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:02 am to UAFanFromNOLA
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
One of my favorites
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:02 am to LSU1NSEC
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Wow. Bama fans bitching about 1 loss in a cupcake schedule. But we all knew this.
Nice melt....but we all knew your screen name will never be true again. Sucks to be in full decline.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:03 am to thatdude1985
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frick YOU COACH SABAN!!!! Enjoy your time in Austin….rabble, rabble, rabble
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:06 am to UAFanFromNOLA
quote:Wait a second, wait a second, WAIT A SECOND....
No, *ubarn's luck started long before Updyke killed their god. The only logical explanation is they have to be sacrificing goats in their little hillbilly town because no other team in the history of all of sports is as lucky as they are and has been as lucky as they have. I became an Alabama fan in 2004. Based on what I've seen out of the barn, 9 times out of every ten *ubarn games, every ball bounces their way, every call goes their way, the injury bug is in their favor, and if it's a tight game going into the 4th, hang it up because your skill and athleticism cannot compete with their magic. It's mystifying to say the least.
Am I reading that right? A fricking bama fan calling another program lucky??? Holy hell!!
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:09 am to WDE24
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I went from full bore hard on to feeling like I’ve been tricked by a tranny
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:10 am to NorthGwinnettTiger
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Hey! If any of you are looking for any last-minute gift ideas for me, I have one. I'd like Gus Malzahn right here tonight. I want him brought from his happy holiday slumber over there on Melody Lane with all the other cow people and I want him brought right here, with a big ribbon on his head, and I want to look him straight in the eye and I want to tell him what a cheap, lying, no-good, rotten, four-flushing, low-life, snake-licking, dirt-eating, inbred, overstuffed, ignorant, blood-sucking, dog-kissing, brainless, dickless, hopeless, heartless, fat-***, bug-eyed, stiff-legged, spotty-lipped, worm-headed sack of monkey **** he is! Hallelujah! Holy ****! Where's the Tylenol?
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It was funny when Chevy Chase said it in "Christmas Vacation", but not so much when you've heard it every Christmas season for the last 20 years.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:11 am to coachcrisp
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If I hear Gods Team Imma cut a bitch.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:12 am to LSU1NSEC
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Wow. Bama fans bitching about 1 loss in a cupcake schedule. But we all knew this.
This year's LSU was on the schedule, of course it was easy. Paper tigers don't scare me.
Posted on 12/3/13 at 9:14 am to BarberitosDawg
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*ubarn's
I love it when they come up with cute little ways to misspell Auburn. Really shows just how rustled those jimmies are.
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