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re: You Get Into A Bar Fight: Which 3 of Your Team's Players Would You Want WIth You
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:11 am to DarrionFrmArk
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:11 am to DarrionFrmArk
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Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:11 am to CockInYourEar
Jordan Jefferson and Ryan Perrilloux, 2 experts
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:25 am to Nguyening
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Mike dad was mustered by his uncle when he was nine
It's spelled "molested."
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:27 am to rockchlkjayhku11
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Chubb
Keith Marshall
Sony Michel
If those three are with me, the whole bar is with me including the management and police.
....ok, I get Chubb, he's a weight lifting champion.
Keith Marshall might as well be called Mr Glass, and i have to believe there are at least 5 better options on that roster than Michel.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 12:29 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Skip (6-10 325)
That's a big fella.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:41 am to CockInYourEar
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Get that cock out your ear, boy. Jackie would ninja star Rousey right in the cooch. IRL.
IRL, Chan is a trained actor/acrobatic. He's not actually trained in mixed martial arts, his training came from the Chineses theatre. Don't let Drunken Master fool you. Plus Rousey has the age advanatage. Rousey would submit or KO him within 2 rounds, IRL.
IRL she'd throw him and break his arm. Quick.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 2:51 am to ryanexsus
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IRL she'd throw him and break his arm. Quick.
That;s what I'm saying. IRL, Rousey would beat the shite out of Jackie Chan as he currently stands.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:45 am to CockInYourEar
That's only partially true chan actually does know some martial arts for real and rousey is an mma fighter which means she's not an expert at any one particular form so there probably even.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 5:58 am to CockInYourEar
Trent Thompson is all I need. Got mad after his team lost in the playoffs and ripped out the bathroom sink.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 6:04 am to CockInYourEar
Jackie Chan has won dozens of tournaments from all over the world. I've seen him take down giants with just his left index finger.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 7:07 am to CockInYourEar
DJ Pettway.
Ryan Anderson
Cyrus Jones
I would tell Pettway to just picture the other guy has a laptop, and the rest would be history. Ryan Anderson would then damage the guy's car while Cyrus Jones makes sure that the wounded can't use his phone to call for help.
Ryan Anderson
Cyrus Jones
I would tell Pettway to just picture the other guy has a laptop, and the rest would be history. Ryan Anderson would then damage the guy's car while Cyrus Jones makes sure that the wounded can't use his phone to call for help.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 7:28 am to CockInYourEar
Ridiculous question. I would never get into a bar fight.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 7:31 am to CockInYourEar
I'll take Skipper and 2 trainers and whip errbody.
If we want it to be totally unfair I would add a couple of d-backs.
If we want it to be totally unfair I would add a couple of d-backs.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 7:39 am to CockInYourEar
GEORGIA
OLine Ctr: Kublanow (b/c the man eats lightning and craps thunder and has a mean streak a mile wide! He's piss and vinegar and mayhem all wrapped into one red headed Viking Beast! )
OLB: Lorenzo Carter (b/c he's twisted steel and raw hyde and he's a quick moving head hunter that even the largest of men can't stop!)
Fullback/H back: Quavon Hicks (b/c what kind of a man chooses a job that forces you to hit, kick, and force your will on some of the meanest people in the south east just to make a hole a freight train could pass through...he's a road grader w/ teeth!)
Alternate that almost made the list:
OLB/ILB/STAR: Leonard Floyd (b/c I haven't seen anyone stop him and once he locks onto a target he's a heat seeking missile of "a very bad day"! He's that raging Schlitz malt liquor bull!)
OLine Ctr: Kublanow (b/c the man eats lightning and craps thunder and has a mean streak a mile wide! He's piss and vinegar and mayhem all wrapped into one red headed Viking Beast! )
OLB: Lorenzo Carter (b/c he's twisted steel and raw hyde and he's a quick moving head hunter that even the largest of men can't stop!)
Fullback/H back: Quavon Hicks (b/c what kind of a man chooses a job that forces you to hit, kick, and force your will on some of the meanest people in the south east just to make a hole a freight train could pass through...he's a road grader w/ teeth!)
Alternate that almost made the list:
OLB/ILB/STAR: Leonard Floyd (b/c I haven't seen anyone stop him and once he locks onto a target he's a heat seeking missile of "a very bad day"! He's that raging Schlitz malt liquor bull!)
Posted on 9/10/15 at 7:41 am to CockInYourEar
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You get into a bar fight, you can pick any 3 of your SEC teams's current football players to be with you for that fight. Who are they?
If you've learned anything from Tennessee's history it is that there are never less than 5 involved in any bar fight.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:05 am to CockInYourEar
Ole Miss QB...guy can handle a firearm.
Any Bama LB...just nasty hitters.
Jamal Adams (LSU-Saftey)...when the cops come around, he can fake being hit for everyone to get away.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:18 am to CockInYourEar
Cecil Collins
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:22 am to CockInYourEar
Jordan Jefferson
Jeremy Hill
LMAFO
Jeremy Hill
LMAFO
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:23 am to Herman Frisco
...and post of the day.
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Dax---- he could take the arse whooping while I ran out the back door.
Posted on 9/10/15 at 8:24 am to CockInYourEar
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You Get Into A Bar Fight: Which 3 of Your Team's Players Would You Want WIth You
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I am old school and fight 1 on 1 till 1 is done
On a side note, if I can't end the fight with just my body in 8 seconds or less I should not be getting into bar fights.
In a Bourbon Street bar I received my first scar. From an old man so tattered and torn. - Jimmy Buffet
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