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You Get Into A Bar Fight: Which 3 of Your Team's Players Would You Want WIth You
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:47 pm
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:47 pm
Hypothetical: You get into a bar fight, you can pick any 3 of your SEC teams's current football players to be with you for that fight. Who are they?
Every team in the SEC has at least some hard-nosed arse kicking badasses, who are yours?
(don't let any "our players better not get into bar fights" spoil this thread.)
Yes, some teams, like Auburn, might have a distinct advantage in the tPOS market, but that's besides the point. This is about, "the shite goes down, you're in the bar and you get 3 guys with you to inflict some damage."
For SC:
OG Mike Matulis - Deceptively fast for his size
DT/DE Dante Sawyer - nicknamed Buzzsaw for a reason.
TE Hayden Hurst - former pro baseball player, bet he can throw a hook or haymaker too.
OG Cody Waldrop - would've made this list if his leg wasn't broken now. He was the the OL'man I was always concerned about getting the "After the play, personal foul..." penalty on.
Every team in the SEC has at least some hard-nosed arse kicking badasses, who are yours?
(don't let any "our players better not get into bar fights" spoil this thread.)
Yes, some teams, like Auburn, might have a distinct advantage in the tPOS market, but that's besides the point. This is about, "the shite goes down, you're in the bar and you get 3 guys with you to inflict some damage."
For SC:
OG Mike Matulis - Deceptively fast for his size
DT/DE Dante Sawyer - nicknamed Buzzsaw for a reason.
TE Hayden Hurst - former pro baseball player, bet he can throw a hook or haymaker too.
OG Cody Waldrop - would've made this list if his leg wasn't broken now. He was the the OL'man I was always concerned about getting the "After the play, personal foul..." penalty on.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 10:12 pm
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:48 pm to CockInYourEar
Swag AK-47 Kelley
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/thread
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to CockInYourEar
Darian Claiborne, Isaiah Golden.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to CockInYourEar
Only LSU fans can still start offseason threads
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to CockInYourEar
Myles Garrett
Daeshon Hall
Daylon Mack
Daeshon Hall
Daylon Mack
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:50 pm to CockInYourEar
Dax---- he could take the arse whooping while I ran out the back door.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:50 pm to texag7
La'el Collins
Jordan Jefferson
Jeremy Hill
Jordan Jefferson
Jeremy Hill
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:51 pm to CockInYourEar
State fans better leave Dak at home
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:52 pm to T1gerWonder
Vernon Hargreaves, Jon Bullard, Keanu Neal
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:52 pm to CockInYourEar
JJ - he's great at hitting the other team
/selftrolloff
/selftrolloff
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:53 pm to DoubleBubbleTrouble
Oh look...a not Mett thread.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to CockInYourEar
I pick CockInYourEar, so i can pummel you into not making anymore threads
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to CockInYourEar
Curt Maggitt, Derek Barnett, Jalen Hurd
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to CockInYourEar
LB Kendell Beckwith
DT Davon Godchaux
DT Christian Lacoutre
I would take on the VietKong with those 3 as my #squad
DT Davon Godchaux
DT Christian Lacoutre
I would take on the VietKong with those 3 as my #squad
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to texag7
quote:
Myles Garrett
Would only fight the shittier fighters for knockout stats
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:56 pm to CockInYourEar
I only need Mike Evans.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:56 pm to Sampson
Yes on Beckwith and Godchaux.
But would take Lewis Neal or Boutte over Lac.
But would take Lewis Neal or Boutte over Lac.
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:57 pm to CockInYourEar
Nkemdiche bros and Tunsil
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:57 pm to CockInYourEar
Tretola, DeMarcus Hodge, Jeremy Sprinkle
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