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You Get Into A Bar Fight: Which 3 of Your Team's Players Would You Want WIth You

Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:47 pm
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:47 pm
Hypothetical: You get into a bar fight, you can pick any 3 of your SEC teams's current football players to be with you for that fight. Who are they?

Every team in the SEC has at least some hard-nosed arse kicking badasses, who are yours?
(don't let any "our players better not get into bar fights" spoil this thread.)
Yes, some teams, like Auburn, might have a distinct advantage in the tPOS market, but that's besides the point. This is about, "the shite goes down, you're in the bar and you get 3 guys with you to inflict some damage."


For SC:
OG Mike Matulis - Deceptively fast for his size
DT/DE Dante Sawyer - nicknamed Buzzsaw for a reason.
TE Hayden Hurst - former pro baseball player, bet he can throw a hook or haymaker too.

OG Cody Waldrop - would've made this list if his leg wasn't broken now. He was the the OL'man I was always concerned about getting the "After the play, personal foul..." penalty on.
This post was edited on 9/9/15 at 10:12 pm
Posted by FlappingPierre
St. George
Member since Nov 2013
4400 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:48 pm to
Jeremy Hill
Posted by WhiskeyDick
shite Poster
Member since Sep 2014
1354 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:48 pm to
Swag AK-47 Kelley

/thread
Posted by PhilipMarlowe
Member since Mar 2013
20463 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to
Darian Claiborne, Isaiah Golden.
Posted by T1gerWonder
Member since May 2011
4449 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to
Only LSU fans can still start offseason threads
Posted by texag7
College Station
Member since Apr 2014
37438 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:49 pm to
Myles Garrett
Daeshon Hall
Daylon Mack
Posted by Herman Frisco
Bon Secour
Member since Sep 2008
17246 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:50 pm to
Dax---- he could take the arse whooping while I ran out the back door.
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
123565 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:50 pm to
La'el Collins
Jordan Jefferson
Jeremy Hill
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:51 pm to
State fans better leave Dak at home
Posted by gatorsownfsu81
Birmingham, Alabama
Member since Aug 2012
801 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:52 pm to
Vernon Hargreaves, Jon Bullard, Keanu Neal
Posted by DoubleBubbleTrouble
Don’t
Member since Nov 2013
2326 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:52 pm to
JJ - he's great at hitting the other team

/selftrolloff
Posted by partywiththelombardi
Member since May 2012
11581 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:53 pm to
Oh look...a not Mett thread.
Posted by lefty08
Not in Auburn or Louisiana
Member since Aug 2014
5563 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
I pick CockInYourEar, so i can pummel you into not making anymore threads
Posted by TennesseeSaturday
Chattanooga, Tn
Member since Jun 2014
614 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
Curt Maggitt, Derek Barnett, Jalen Hurd
Posted by Sampson
Chicago
Member since Mar 2012
24558 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
LB Kendell Beckwith
DT Davon Godchaux
DT Christian Lacoutre

I would take on the VietKong with those 3 as my #squad
Posted by crankbait
Member since Feb 2008
11623 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:54 pm to
quote:

Myles Garrett


Would only fight the shittier fighters for knockout stats
Posted by Bob Ag
Austin
Member since Aug 2011
3008 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:56 pm to
I only need Mike Evans.
Posted by KG5989
Das Boot
Member since Oct 2010
16324 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:56 pm to
Yes on Beckwith and Godchaux.

But would take Lewis Neal or Boutte over Lac.
Posted by Henry Jones Jr
Member since Jun 2011
68422 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:57 pm to
Nkemdiche bros and Tunsil
Posted by Gladius Veritas
Fayetteville, Arkansas
Member since May 2012
13189 posts
Posted on 9/9/15 at 9:57 pm to
Tretola, DeMarcus Hodge, Jeremy Sprinkle
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