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re: You are all corny as hell.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to BhamTigah
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to BhamTigah
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LSU will gladly hand you back the title of "big brother" to Aggy. Besides, everyone knows a better title for LSU is "Daddy" to the whole state of Texas.
Big brother becoming daddy is some gump shite…but I’ll allow it.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to EastTXHorn
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like deep fried pussies
They serve that on a stick at the State Fair?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to MrAUTigers
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Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:02 pm to EastTXHorn
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We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang
You couldn't even with the Southwest Conference redux in the last decade.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:02 pm to EastTXHorn
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EastTXHorn
If y’all are so great, why has OU owned the Big 12 since Vince young left Austin?
If y’all are so great why have y’all been just an average to slightly above average Big12 team for over a decade?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:05 pm to EastTXHorn
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We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC
I can't wait to hear this. Name your top 5 in order.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:06 pm to EastTXHorn
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Alright well, y’all want to talk about a bunch of poorly coached Texas teams. Fair game.
Nothing wrong with having a little swagger, I mean y'all can even point to TAMU and Missouri early success they absolutely caught the SEC flat footed with the style of play.
This league will humble you quickly don't care if you're Alabama LSU or Georgia we all have been humbled.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:09 pm to BROpaneTANK
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You’re going to have to let in more than 2,000 visiting fans. Sure you can handle that?
They have the only stadium in college football that empties out quicker than LSUs. Plenty of space for more visitors if you can push your way through the swarms of homeless people on your way into the stadium.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:17 pm to EastTXHorn
Don’t feed the trolls…. He’s from east Texas and bought his Texas shirt at Walmart.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:20 pm to EastTXHorn
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If Portland State can hang with y’all boys, I think Texas will be okay.
In this case, the question is: could Texas hang with Portland State?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:20 pm to EastTXHorn
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Texas hasn’t had a top5 coaching staff in the Big12 the last decade. Huge administrative failure as a result of a revolving door at the Athletic Director position. Believe it or not, it’s not easy preparing for some of those offenses on 5 days notice compared to a month like a bowl preparation. Texas has been a failure at multiple levels since 2011. We have the best AD in the country now. We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC. Feels like we finally got our shite together.
Poof, well you lay it out. All is good and you have arrived! Keep in mind this conference is a lifeline for you. And know that all fanbases will hate you as much as aTm in short order.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:27 pm to EastTXHorn
Shush up and go back to the conference your university destroyed and enjoy loses to Kansas (yes, Kansas), TCU, Okie Lite, Iowa Stank and the yearly beat down by blowU. The murderers row of college football. I thought the b12 was superior to SEC. If so, why did ya'll beg to come follow DADDY!?
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:32 pm to EastTXHorn
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.
LOL you guys have been dropping games to the likes of TCU, Kansas and Baylor. You’re already worse than Arky and South Carolina
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:34 pm to EastTXHorn
We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC
Lol.....as of today your roster sits around 10 or 11 including OU!!!
You clown!!!
Lol.....as of today your roster sits around 10 or 11 including OU!!!
You clown!!!
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:40 pm to Porker Face
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You will flop bigger than the longhorn network
That would be impossible. Wouldn't it?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:43 pm to EastTXHorn
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EastTXHorn
frick off, eh? No one likes you.
Also, Texans are pussies.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:46 pm to EastTXHorn
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We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang.
Did Colt ever find his?
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:47 pm to starkvingrad
I forgot y’all were in the conference to be honest.
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:49 pm to EastTXHorn
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Our top 10 roster
You're new here, obviously, so let me clue you in. This is the SEfrickingC. You'd better come with better than merely top 10.
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