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re: You are all corny as hell.

Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to
Posted by fr33manator
Baton Rouge
Member since Oct 2010
124280 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to
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LSU will gladly hand you back the title of "big brother" to Aggy. Besides, everyone knows a better title for LSU is "Daddy" to the whole state of Texas.



Big brother becoming daddy is some gump shite…but I’ll allow it.

Posted by BlueDogTiger
Member since Jan 2014
1310 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to
quote:

like deep fried pussies


They serve that on a stick at the State Fair?
Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9642 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 1:55 pm to
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Everybody has a plan until they get hit in the mouth.

Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
260665 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:02 pm to
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We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang
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You couldn't even with the Southwest Conference redux in the last decade.
Posted by memphis tiger
Memphis, TN
Member since Feb 2006
20720 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:02 pm to
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EastTXHorn


If y’all are so great, why has OU owned the Big 12 since Vince young left Austin?

If y’all are so great why have y’all been just an average to slightly above average Big12 team for over a decade?

Posted by BullDozerDawg
Tampa
Member since Nov 2018
296 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC


I can't wait to hear this. Name your top 5 in order.
Posted by SmokeTide
Gulf Coast Alabama
Member since Nov 2015
5287 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:06 pm to
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Alright well, y’all want to talk about a bunch of poorly coached Texas teams. Fair game.



Nothing wrong with having a little swagger, I mean y'all can even point to TAMU and Missouri early success they absolutely caught the SEC flat footed with the style of play.

This league will humble you quickly don't care if you're Alabama LSU or Georgia we all have been humbled.
Posted by WhiskerBiscuitSlayer
Member since Jan 2013
13840 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:09 pm to
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You’re going to have to let in more than 2,000 visiting fans. Sure you can handle that?


They have the only stadium in college football that empties out quicker than LSUs. Plenty of space for more visitors if you can push your way through the swarms of homeless people on your way into the stadium.
Posted by JummyG
Member since Jul 2021
7 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:17 pm to
Don’t feed the trolls…. He’s from east Texas and bought his Texas shirt at Walmart.
Posted by JetDawg
Los Angeles, California
Member since Oct 2020
7234 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:20 pm to
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If Portland State can hang with y’all boys, I think Texas will be okay.

In this case, the question is: could Texas hang with Portland State?

Posted by aTmTexas Dillo
East Texas Lake
Member since Sep 2018
15101 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:20 pm to
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Texas hasn’t had a top5 coaching staff in the Big12 the last decade. Huge administrative failure as a result of a revolving door at the Athletic Director position. Believe it or not, it’s not easy preparing for some of those offenses on 5 days notice compared to a month like a bowl preparation. Texas has been a failure at multiple levels since 2011. We have the best AD in the country now. We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC. Feels like we finally got our shite together.

Poof, well you lay it out. All is good and you have arrived! Keep in mind this conference is a lifeline for you. And know that all fanbases will hate you as much as aTm in short order.
Posted by 12elmWoodTexas
Member since Jun 2020
91 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:27 pm to
Shush up and go back to the conference your university destroyed and enjoy loses to Kansas (yes, Kansas), TCU, Okie Lite, Iowa Stank and the yearly beat down by blowU. The murderers row of college football. I thought the b12 was superior to SEC. If so, why did ya'll beg to come follow DADDY!?
This post was edited on 7/24/21 at 2:29 pm
Posted by JakeFromStateFarm
*wears khakis
Member since Jun 2012
11911 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:32 pm to
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You’re insane if you think we’re going to be Arkansas or South Carolina.

LOL you guys have been dropping games to the likes of TCU, Kansas and Baylor. You’re already worse than Arky and South Carolina
Posted by bama3416
Member since Aug 2013
71 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:34 pm to
We have a coaching staff that I believe would be top 5 in the SEC, and we have a roster that would also be top 5 in the SEC

Lol.....as of today your roster sits around 10 or 11 including OU!!!

You clown!!!
Posted by DawgsLife
Member since Jun 2013
58915 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:40 pm to
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You will flop bigger than the longhorn network


That would be impossible. Wouldn't it?
Posted by Nado Jenkins83
Land of the Free
Member since Nov 2012
59671 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:41 pm to
Posted by starkvingrad
Florida
Member since Apr 2021
5837 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:43 pm to
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EastTXHorn


frick off, eh? No one likes you.

Also, Texans are pussies.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26964 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:46 pm to
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We’re going to get in this bitch and let our dicks hang.


Did Colt ever find his?
Posted by EastTXHorn
Houston
Member since Jan 2019
791 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:47 pm to
I forgot y’all were in the conference to be honest.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26964 posts
Posted on 7/24/21 at 2:49 pm to
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Our top 10 roster




You're new here, obviously, so let me clue you in. This is the SEfrickingC. You'd better come with better than merely top 10.
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