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re: Will there ever be another major football coach as short as Nick Saban?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:56 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:56 pm to BowlJackson
will there ever be another vagina as sandy as bowljackson's? probably not
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Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:57 pm to BowlJackson
Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:59 pm to BowlJackson
Saban can't help being short any more than Gus can help making stupid facial expressions. Maybe Saban can invite him to the lake this offseason and they can bond over the terrible burden this has caused both of them.
Kristy's probably not invited, though. Ms. Terry would end up kicking them both out.
Kristy's probably not invited, though. Ms. Terry would end up kicking them both out.
This post was edited on 12/7/15 at 7:01 pm
Posted on 12/7/15 at 6:59 pm to BowlJackson
Memphis could end up with as many SEC wins as their bowl opponent.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:01 pm to MykTide
Do they have a short HC, though? That seems to be important ITT.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:01 pm to HempHead
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Your grandmother didn't switch you enough as a child.
My grandmothers died when I was 3 and 6 a-hole
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:03 pm to BowlJackson
Probably ashamed of the second generation that had sprung from their gigantic grandmotherly loins.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:03 pm to BowlJackson
Good.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:06 pm to BowlJackson
Short people are always angry
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:07 pm to Sid E Walker
I think they got shot and poisoned by Bama fans after Bama lost the Iron Bowl
Seems to happen a lot
Seems to happen a lot
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:08 pm to BowlJackson
Good thing Bama doesn't lose the Iron Bowl a lot these days
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:08 pm to BowlJackson
Happens to whores all the time.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:09 pm to BowlJackson
In an improbable late victory, BowlJackson has won Worst Troll of the Year Award for the 2015 season for his post, "Will there ever be another major football coach as short as Nick Saban?", narrowly beating out AU24 for his post, "Every post he has ever made."
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:10 pm to Gary Busey
Yeah, good for Saban. Every time fans rush the field like after 2013 Saban is at risk of being stepped on
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:13 pm to nc14
Then how did your mother ever live long enough to give birth to you? Must have gotten pregnant her first time at freshman band camp
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:14 pm to UncleBlazer
quote:ditto this shite. Some of the world's badasses were short. Napoleon, Hitler, Rommel, Eisenhower, etc...
As a member of the under 6' community, frick you
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:14 pm to BowlJackson
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BowlJackson
Will the ever be another poster with a smaller dick?
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:16 pm to BowlJackson
Bowl, chill out man. We're your friends. Don't be so angry. Your intervertebral spinal discs will dessicate from your irrational rage and you will lose 2-3 inches of height. Then you will hate yourself.
And we won't be there for you.
And we won't be there for you.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:22 pm to BowlJackson
Flip complete.
Posted on 12/7/15 at 7:27 pm to BowlJackson
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