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Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:02 pm to Stonehog
Why won't you honor your ban bet?
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:03 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
It's more a fat name. You know, since he's fat and all.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:18 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
No, twasn't Arkansas folks. It was someone from LSU or Auburn that thought it would be 'cute'.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:21 pm to skrangeo
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Fat Bert was the only SEC coach wearing a poncho on the sidelines this weekend
Now to be fair, Bert wanted to wear a Chizik style dentist smock on the sidelines but couldnt find any in XXXL.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:23 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?
It's that only thing that fits
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:28 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
I thought his name was Bert. Fat either way.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:58 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
Bro, did you SEE his fat arse on the sideline with a fricking frock on in 95 degree heat? Did he look like a Bret or a motherfricking Bert?
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:06 pm to Swoopin
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When I saw again just how fat he was in that little jumpsuit Saturday, I totally get it
Ewes not fat...ewes just fluffy.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:09 pm to Swoopin
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Why won't you honor your ban bet?
B/C we took a vote and decided we couldn't live without Stonehog.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:32 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
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Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?
Does he look like a Bret or a Bert??
Bret
Bert
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:36 pm to Mizz-SEC
At some point an announcer is going to call him Bert, I guarantee it.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:39 pm to Jon Ham
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At some point an announcer is going to call him Bert, I guarantee it.
And that announcer will immediately become my new favorite.
Posted on 9/2/14 at 6:39 pm to skrangeo
fat AL-bert - cuz he's really fat
Posted on 9/2/14 at 6:41 pm to JEAUXBLEAUX
That's his name, cause he's fat
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