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re: Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?

Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:02 pm to
Posted by Heresaucer
Member since Oct 2012
2241 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:02 pm to
Because a stupid, fat person that wears windbreakers would more likely be named Bert than Bret.
Posted by Swoopin
Member since Jun 2011
22030 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:02 pm to
Why won't you honor your ban bet?
Posted by Korin
Member since Jan 2014
37935 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:03 pm to
It's more a fat name. You know, since he's fat and all.
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10400 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:18 pm to
No, twasn't Arkansas folks. It was someone from LSU or Auburn that thought it would be 'cute'.
Posted by Pavoloco83
Acworth Ga. too many damn dawgs
Member since Nov 2013
15347 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:21 pm to
quote:

Fat Bert was the only SEC coach wearing a poncho on the sidelines this weekend


Now to be fair, Bert wanted to wear a Chizik style dentist smock on the sidelines but couldnt find any in XXXL.
Posted by au21tigers
Thursday
Member since Nov 2009
12548 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:23 pm to
quote:

Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?


It's that only thing that fits
Posted by constant cough
Lafayette
Member since Jun 2007
44788 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:28 pm to
I thought his name was Bert. Fat either way.
Posted by wartiger2004
Proud LGB Supporter!
Member since Aug 2011
17816 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:56 pm to
XXXXXXXXXXXXXXL

FIFY
Posted by AUbused
Member since Dec 2013
7771 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 3:58 pm to
Bro, did you SEE his fat arse on the sideline with a fricking frock on in 95 degree heat? Did he look like a Bret or a motherfricking Bert?
Posted by madmaxvol
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Member since Oct 2011
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Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:06 pm to
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When I saw again just how fat he was in that little jumpsuit Saturday, I totally get it


Ewes not fat...ewes just fluffy.

Posted by Bama54
Neverland
Member since Nov 2011
5021 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:09 pm to
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Why won't you honor your ban bet?



B/C we took a vote and decided we couldn't live without Stonehog.
Posted by Drank
Premium
Member since Dec 2012
10539 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:20 pm to
Posted by Mizz-SEC
Inbred Huntin' In The SEC
Member since Jun 2013
19236 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:32 pm to
quote:

Why on earth do people here say Bert instead of Bret ?


Does he look like a Bret or a Bert??




Bret










Bert






Posted by Jon Ham
Member since Jun 2011
28585 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:36 pm to
At some point an announcer is going to call him Bert, I guarantee it.
Posted by BhamTigah
Lurker since Jan 2003
Member since Jan 2007
14105 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:39 pm to
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At some point an announcer is going to call him Bert, I guarantee it.



And that announcer will immediately become my new favorite.
Posted by BIGFOOD
Member since Jun 2011
12494 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:44 pm to
Posted by SpartyGator
Detroit Lions fan
Member since Oct 2011
75410 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 4:46 pm to
quote:

fat
Posted by BrerTiger
Valley of the Long Grey Cloud
Member since Sep 2011
21506 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 6:34 pm to
quote:

Mizz-SEC


Posted by aggiegreg93
Austin, Tx
Member since Jul 2012
1013 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 6:39 pm to
fat AL-bert - cuz he's really fat
Posted by BillyBobPorkin
Stump Toe, Ar
Member since May 2014
1082 posts
Posted on 9/2/14 at 6:41 pm to
That's his name, cause he's fat
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