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re: Why doesn't Bert go on a diet
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:47 am to Statsattack
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:47 am to Statsattack
Because he likes to eat?
Here's a far more valid question:
Why does Miami cheat so fricking much?
Here's a far more valid question:
Why does Miami cheat so fricking much?
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:05 am to Statsattack
Attacking a mans weight, pathetic attempt from a desperate man. #fearthebelly
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:25 am to Statsattack
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Seems like if he worked on his health and nutrition he would be the best role model in the sec
Kinda like MLB and NHL players don't shave their beards during the playoffs for superstitious reasons; Bert has sworn off eating anything green or from any place which doesn't have a drive-thru or buffet line until he wins more than 2 SEC games.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 9:26 am to Statsattack
Is this an ACC board? Just making sure I'm not lost.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:06 am to Carolina_Girl
Why does Miami cheat so much well because most of the kids in Miami have no dads so there decision makers are either uncle Luke or street agents
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:19 am to Statsattack
At least you don't lie.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:21 am to Statsattack
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Why does Miami cheat so much well because most of the kids in Miami have no dads so there decision makers are either uncle Luke or street agents
sounds like one of the pits of america- shameful, trashy, etc.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:22 am to Statsattack
Cheating hasn't got y'all far lately.
24-21
24-21
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:25 am to Statsattack
Bert just now finna eat. Had a 78-7 morsel last three games of last year. Liked it. Wants more.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:26 am to Statsattack
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Why does Miami cheat so much well because most of the kids in Miami have no dads so there decision makers are either uncle Luke or street agents
Just for shits and giggles and bc I'm in a bitchy mood today:
24-21, bitch. And that's WITH your Uncle Luke and street agent kids and practically no defense on our part. Uncle Luke and your street agents obviously need to step up their game.
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Cheating hasn't got y'all far lately.
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24-21
Dammit, Tipton! You beat me to it!
This post was edited on 7/16/15 at 10:30 am
Posted on 7/16/15 at 10:30 am to Carolina_Girl
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:02 am to Statsattack
He has a hot wife that obviously doesn't care about his weight already. He's not single. What the frick is the point?
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:09 am to Dixie Normus
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He has a hot wife that obviously doesn't care about his weight already. He's not single. What the frick is the point?
What OP doesnt get is that Bert is a role model because he is fat and has a hot wife.
OP is jelly because he isn't fat and Bert pulled better than him.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 11:30 am to Statsattack
I'll bet Burt is happy just the way he is.
What would you choose; 1) be in tip-top shape posting on the SECR, or 2) get paid millions to coach in the SEC and be fat?
What would you choose; 1) be in tip-top shape posting on the SECR, or 2) get paid millions to coach in the SEC and be fat?
Posted on 7/16/15 at 12:47 pm to Statsattack
Jen likes that cushion for the pushin'
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