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Why doesn't Bert go on a diet
Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:42 pm
Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:42 pm
Seems like if he worked on his health and nutrition he would be the best role model in the sec
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Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:45 pm to Statsattack
Why do you touch yourself at night?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:49 pm to Statsattack
So when he gets fired in two years after winning 5 more games and has no income he will have stored energy to sustain himself
Posted on 7/15/15 at 10:50 pm to Statsattack
Instead of diet and exercise, Bret Bielema likes to spend his spare time bitching and complaining about an up-tempo offense that is predicated around incredible cardiovascular conditioning.
Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:16 pm to Statsattack
I mean...he was on the DL in college and still a young man. What do you expect?
Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:18 pm to Statsattack
Posted on 7/15/15 at 11:36 pm to Statsattack
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Seems like if he worked on his health and nutrition he would be the best role model in the sec
So what you're saying is that you LOVE Bert, but you hate fat people?
Posted on 7/16/15 at 12:21 am to Statsattack
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Posted on 7/16/15 at 12:23 am to Statsattack
He's a fricking football coach not a dietician.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 12:33 am to Statsattack
Role model has zero to do with weight
Posted on 7/16/15 at 1:44 am to Statsattack
Cuz twinkies are the shite.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 2:08 am to TiptonInSC
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He's a fricking football coach not a dietician.
But he has free access to dieticians and a Strength and Conditioning coach. I pay good money for that and I'm not fat. Fat Albert has no excuse.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:12 am to ksayetiger
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So when he gets fired in two years after winning 5 more games and has no income he will have stored energy to sustain himself
I laughed too hard at this
Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:18 am to Statsattack
Because his fat gut is "borderline erotic."
Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:27 am to Tantal
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But he has free access to dieticians and a Strength and Conditioning coach. I pay good money for that and I'm not fat. Fat Albert has no excuse.
That's your fault for paying for that shite. Don't be jelly of Bert because he doesn't see the need for it and it's free for him.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:50 am to Statsattack
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Seems like if he worked on his health and nutrition he would be the best role model in the sec
what do yall think happens with big ole linemen when they quit football? Colleges spend tons of money to get these guys big year after year and at the end of their playing career they wish them the best. Maybe the colleges should start a program to help get them back in NORMAL shape before washing their hands of them, afterall they are the ones demanding the intake of so many calories and the cause of their eating disorders.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 7:59 am to swinetime
If Nate Newton can slim down so can Bert
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:26 am to Statsattack
He's vacationing in Miami right now, got tell him how you feel little man.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:28 am to Statsattack
Why don't you go on a diet fat boy? At least Burt has millions and a smoking hot wife to make love to him in his mansion. Let him eat cake.
Posted on 7/16/15 at 8:45 am to swinetime
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Seems like if he worked on his health and nutrition he would be the best role model in the sec
what do yall think happens with big ole linemen when they quit football? Colleges spend tons of money to get these guys big year after year and at the end of their playing career they wish them the best. Maybe the colleges should start a program to help get them back in NORMAL shape before washing their hands of them, afterall they are the ones demanding the intake of so many calories and the cause of their eating disorders.
This is nonsense. He has the money to pay for a trainer, chef, etc…he has a discipline issue when it comes to food. The list of large OL/DL that reduced body size after their careers is long. Stink from ESPN is one of them. Personally it is his choice to be in shape or not be in shape, but it is problematic when you make the false claims about HUNH offense and injuries like he made. The game would be inherently safer if we had size limits for all positions like (pee wee) football. Do you think Bert would be in favor of that for safety?
I expect some would take shots at his weight regardless. I believe it is worse for Bert because of the player safety comments.
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