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re: Why do Arky posters hate Malzahn?
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:42 pm to MrMojoRisin
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:42 pm to MrMojoRisin
Because they can't beat him.
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Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:43 pm to FleaMarketBill
Malzahn spent an afternoon selling BMW's and by the time the buyers got home they were driving a Kia.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:57 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
Gus took all of the twitsy things off my loaves if bread and instead of putting then back on, he just spun the bag around and set the bread on top of it
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:05 pm to MrMojoRisin
When I was a kid someone took my French fries while I was using the bathroom.
Turns out it was Gus
Turns out it was Gus
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:07 pm to johnzorback
I saw Malzahn park in a handicap spot and drive an electric cart around the supermarket for fourteen hours one day.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:12 pm to johnzorback
I bought BBQ Baby back ribs from his corner street smokehouse. When we got our plate all we had were the bones. We asked to see the owner and we complained to Gus. When the discussion was over we ordered a second plate of bones and left a 25% tip. I hate that guy
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:16 pm to RockyMtnTigerWDE
This guy got in an elevator with me and farted. On the next floor he got off wafting while other people walked on to indirectly blame me
Found out it was Gus
Found out it was Gus
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:19 pm to BennyAndTheInkJets
I went into buy a suit from Gus at TTown Menswear and came out with a one piece jumpsuit from the 70's. WTF over...
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:19 pm to MrMojoRisin
He chews gum hard.
Makes funny faces.
Wears a sweater vest.
Wears a visor.
Crazy wife.
Cult leader.
Sideline posters.
Damn good coach.
Makes funny faces.
Wears a sweater vest.
Wears a visor.
Crazy wife.
Cult leader.
Sideline posters.
Damn good coach.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:28 pm to Three-n-Snout
He gives out raisins on Halloween.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 1:44 pm to AUCatfish
He made me oatmeal raisin cookies and by the time I got to the car, they were just oatmeal cookies.
Once I was home, I realized that they were actually sugar cookies. And then when I bit one, it was actually made out of paper mache.
frick him.
Once I was home, I realized that they were actually sugar cookies. And then when I bit one, it was actually made out of paper mache.
frick him.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 2:00 pm to beaver
I want to punch freeze in the face too
Posted on 12/27/14 at 2:03 pm to AUCatfish
He ate a booger
Posted on 12/27/14 at 2:51 pm to MrMojoRisin
They are jelly.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 3:10 pm to MrMojoRisin
What could have been. Similar to the LSU-Saban situation except Miles would be dead if he went 2-14 in SEC play
Posted on 12/27/14 at 3:10 pm to OBReb6
Gus invited me to his party one year, said he'd take care of boos
Nothing but Bud Light Lime and Strawberritas
Nothing but Bud Light Lime and Strawberritas
Posted on 12/27/14 at 3:17 pm to MrMojoRisin
They wanted a Benz, and got a Hyundai.
Posted on 12/27/14 at 3:31 pm to NorthGwinnettTiger
quote:
They wanted a Benz, and got a Hyundai.
But since they bought it at night, didn't realize it was actually a 1986 Yugo
Posted on 12/27/14 at 3:34 pm to AUCatfish
Appropriate color.
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