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re: Why do Arky posters hate Malzahn?

Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:13 am to
Posted by Tiguar
Montana
Member since Mar 2012
33131 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:13 am to
quote:

Why do Arky posters hate Malzahn?


jealousy. their coach is fat and has them cheering on moral victories.

"yaaaay we won an SEC game this year"

casty.
Posted by johnzorback
Member since Apr 2012
4122 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:16 am to
His fricking dumb face and glasses. It looks so stupid.
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:17 am to
quote:


Bitch you don't even know me.


Fortunately not in real life no. But your actions on this message board prove you don't keep your word which means you are an untrustworthy pos.
Posted by Mizzou4ever
Kansas City, Mo
Member since Nov 2011
15229 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:19 am to
quote:

Fortunately not in real life no. But your actions on this message board prove you don't keep your word which means you are an untrustworthy pos.


The man has a valid point!
Posted by Stonehog
Platinum Rewards Club
Member since Aug 2011
33330 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:19 am to
quote:

your actions on this message board prove




And your actions on this board prove you're a catfish. How do you type with fins? Is it hard to get good wi-fi underwater?
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:23 am to
quote:

whiney bitch-coach


quote:

Arkansas fan


Heh
Posted by TheOtherWhiteMeat
Fort Smith
Member since Nov 2009
19913 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:28 am to
I don't hate him, I just don't necessarily like him. I've felt the same about him even before he went to Auburn. There's just something slimy about him, but I can't really figure out what it is so I can't hate him.
Posted by Awesome Dave
Auburn, AL
Member since Sep 2014
891 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:28 am to
Because Bert.
Posted by The Program
Member since Sep 2014
824 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:28 am to
quote:

whiney bitch


quote:

beaver


Heh
Posted by beaver
The 755 Club
Member since Sep 2009
46861 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:31 am to
I don't think Ole Miss fans can hate coaches for stupid faces

Freeze literally looks more inbred than charles II of Spain
Posted by AUCatfish
How are yah now?
Member since Oct 2007
13995 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:32 am to
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more inbred than charles II of Spain


Now that shite's funny
Posted by michaeldwde
N.C.
Member since Nov 2010
3186 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:41 am to
quote:

Why do Arky posters hate Malzahn?



Sick dance moves.

Posted by TheCheshireHog
Cashew Chicken Country
Member since Oct 2010
40857 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 11:49 am to
quote:

Haha, we're not the ones who devote half of the year to Arky, it's the other way around.


This is spectacular. Especially considering who posted it.
Posted by CtotheVrzrbck
WeWaCo
Member since Dec 2007
37538 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:04 pm to
You're with us or against us.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105393 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:07 pm to
Because they can't have him. They got KY Jealous all over their dicks
Posted by MrMojoRisin
Udûn
Member since May 2014
6971 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:11 pm to
Think this is the winner. He's had more success in 2 years at Auburn than Arky's entire time in the SEC.

Posted by Clark14
L.A.Hog
Member since Dec 2014
19070 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:24 pm to
The dude owes me twenty dollars.

Plus he smell like cheap waffles.




Don't hate him though...
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:29 pm to
Malzahn pours off brand cereal into name brand boxes and tries to make you believe. I know the difference. I hate him.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105393 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:32 pm to
He also puts chexmix into a boring bag of potato chips, but doesn't everyone?
Posted by FleaMarketBill
Mayor of Wizard Township
Member since Apr 2010
12840 posts
Posted on 12/27/14 at 12:38 pm to
He'll spend 3 hours lining up a Dr Pepper label on a bottle of Dr Choice
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