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Whose cocks will rise and celebrate on Saturday?

Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:34 pm
Posted by Ramblin Wreck
Member since Aug 2011
3899 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:34 pm
The Jacksonville State Gamecocks or the South Carolina Gamecocks? Rich Rod's team is 7-2 and not bowl eligible since it is their first year of moving up to FBS. They are fighting to show the NCAA they are deserving of a waiver.
Beamer's team is 2-6 and will have to win every remaining game to be bowl eligible.

Who has the best cocks, the state of Alabama or the state of South Carolina?

Note to Aggies, this is not a sexual question.
Posted by Tenn grad LSU fan
Wouldn't you like to know spazz
Member since Apr 2023
572 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:35 pm to
Lol
Posted by No Colors
Sandbar
Member since Sep 2010
10540 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:37 pm to
I'll wake up with my usual morning half chub.

Then I'll turn on the OM -Aggie pregame. And one look at those queer milkmen in their butt huddle and I'll lose whatever I had going
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36297 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:40 pm to
It wouldn't surprise me if we lost.
Posted by SCgamecock2988
Columbia, SC
Member since Oct 2015
14088 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 6:44 pm to
Who the frick cares? Lmao.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65554 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:54 pm to
quote:

Rambling Wreck




Posted by Sput
Member since Mar 2020
7998 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 7:58 pm to
quote:

Note to Aggies, this is not a sexual question.


But this disclaimer in the title next time. They busted a nut way before they got to the last sentence.
Posted by MIzzouMark
Member since Jan 2019
2954 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:03 pm to
quote:

wouldn't surprise me if we lost.


Is beamer a dead man limping now?
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1655 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:13 pm to
Bro you make that face, but she's a 2 time Homecoming Queen over at Kansas.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65554 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 8:22 pm to
How’s your team doing? Sucking?

Thought so
Posted by GoblinGuide
Member since Nov 2017
1655 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 9:29 pm to
quote:

How’s your team doing? Sucking?

Thought so


lol enjoy your day in the sun, Kansas. You know more about football irrelevance than I ever will.
Posted by Jrv2damac
Kanorado
Member since Mar 2004
65554 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:02 pm to
Sorry, can’t hear you from the CFP ranks



Posted by financetiger38
Member since Nov 2022
3182 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 10:06 pm to
I hope SC wins. We haven’t seen Beamer cry in a postgame interview in awhile
Posted by Hot_in_the_box
Rudy Abbott Field at Jim Case Stadi
Member since Jun 2023
1960 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:12 pm to
quote:

They are fighting to show the NCAA they are deserving of a waiver.

Not sure beating USCjr will convince them of a waiver. USCjr is just a bad team.

24-20 Cocks win
Posted by Hot_in_the_box
Rudy Abbott Field at Jim Case Stadi
Member since Jun 2023
1960 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:13 pm to
WTF is that thing?
Posted by Hot_in_the_box
Rudy Abbott Field at Jim Case Stadi
Member since Jun 2023
1960 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:25 pm to
quote:

enjoy your day in the sun, Kansas. You know more about football irrelevance than I ever will.


National Titles:
Kansas- 0
USCjr- 0

All time wins:
Kansas- 601
USCjr- 630

Bowl Record:
Kansas 6-7 (.462)
USCjr- 10-15 (.400)

Conference titles:
Kansas 9
USCjr- 1 (ACC)

Last conference titles
Kansas- 1968
USCjr- 1969

All Time Consensus All Americans
Kansas - 11
USCjr- 4

2023 Season:
Kansas- 6-2
USCjr- 2-6


Now knowing the facts I would say:
Better bowl win %, more conference titles, and more consensus All Americans=

Kansas > USCjr
This post was edited on 11/2/23 at 11:27 pm
Posted by GeauxTigers1410
Member since Sep 2020
1355 posts
Posted on 11/2/23 at 11:53 pm to
I think how quickly each cock penetrates into their opponents backfield will determine who rises to the occassion.
Posted by makersmark1
earth
Member since Oct 2011
16032 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 5:56 am to
Rich Rods Cocks may penetrate Carolina’s defense, but Beamer may Rattler his cocks for a victory.

A true Cock fight.

Spurs up!
Posted by Animal
Member since Dec 2017
4222 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 6:47 am to
Why? You trying figure out which travel arrangements provides you the best opportunity to suck a hard cock?

I am not sure of the logistics but I would go with the one in closest proximity to Clarke county. They always have nob waiting for you.
Posted by meltbich
Canton, Ga
Member since Jan 2023
47 posts
Posted on 11/3/23 at 8:11 am to
Not the thread I was hoping for when I clicked on the title.
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