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re: Where o' where are the Walmart Alabama fans?

Posted on 1/3/24 at 10:53 pm to
Posted by yakster
Member since Mar 2021
1443 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 10:53 pm to
Returning their national championship tee shirts
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:18 pm to
What do y’all talk about on the big 10 board? Creative sign stealing techniques, how to get away with recruiting violations, how to treat frostbitten feet, why aren’t we as good as the SEC? I’m sure y’all have some interesting conversations.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:29 pm to
I wasn’t on this board in 2012 so I have no idea what you are babbling about.
It’s 2024 and you are talking about some post from 12 years ago. You people really do live and die by Alabama football, don’t you.
Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
5761 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:40 pm to
It’s so ironic when an LSU fan makes fun of Alabama for being dumb inbred hicks.
Check the links below for a pleasant surprise to find swamp rats in Louisiana are also inbred but they have a lower literacy rate than their Alabama cousins


LINK
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Posted by TS1926
Alabama
Member since Jan 2020
5761 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:46 pm to
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HILARIOUS! All the insults, all the stereotypes, all the different fans from different teams, who lives in nicer trailer parks, does bama or georgia have more walmarts, the b10 vs the sec, who has sex with more fat girls, who is attracted to more sheep...et


I’ve seen the women from Michigan. Think I’ll take the sheep.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:49 pm to
Most are fat, don’t wear make up and probably cut their hair with garden shears. Not many Miss America candidates there
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8259 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:53 pm to
You poor bastard. Tell us a joke?
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 11:57 pm to
You back? I thought you didn’t care to continue our conversation.
Posted by Bird_Hunter
Chicago
Member since Nov 2023
655 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Maybe they don't want to show their face at Walmart, so they went to the Dollar General Store?


Great contrarian stock pick actually for 2024. $DG, 800 store openings in 2024 with inflation pressures subsiding. I’m hoping to profit on the trailer park residents. Stock down 45% from 52 week highs. I’m doing gods work out here , offering free stock picks on the rant
This post was edited on 1/4/24 at 12:05 am
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 12:09 am to
800 store openings in 2024? Wonderful!!!Think of all the Goobers and Gumps who will finally find a job.
Maybe the Goobers as employees could even qualify for a discount on toilet tissue. You know for those times they manage to eke out a hard earned win against North Central Idaho State Cosmetology and Meat Cutting College
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11018 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 12:13 am to
You seem to want to keep chatting but it’s 1:12 am and I’m going to bed. Nighty nite
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8259 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 12:16 am to
10/4. Retreat. Very French of you.
Posted by Bird_Hunter
Chicago
Member since Nov 2023
655 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 12:37 am to
Lol
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
1912 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:06 am to
Best Buy looking for new TVs or in jail for beating on the sister wife’s haha

Just kidding Bama but I had to get my shot in
Posted by BigOrangeKen
Union City
Member since Oct 2015
1912 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:17 am to
I thought we had more in Tennessee lol

Guess we don’t care much for Walmart here
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 1:54 am to
quote:

I'm sorry, I'm only a part-timer and I leave this board after the playoffs every year (usually eating my CROW), but this Rant & some of these simple bastards around here are just fricking HILARIOUS! All the insults, all the stereotypes, all the different fans from different teams, who lives in nicer trailer parks, does bama or georgia have more walmarts, the b10 vs the sec, who has sex with more fat girls, who is attracted to more sheep...etc...etc...sometimes, you just gotta get on here and verbally smack mofo's around!

Carry on!


You sound like you are hopped up on goofballs!
Posted by RollTide71
Member since Dec 2023
1764 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 5:38 am to
Have you purchased your SEC championship shirt for this year yet?
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
11841 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 6:32 am to
Poor little puppy. I know it is hard for you to grasp that the little run Kirby had the puppies on has come to an end. Go and consult with Clemson fans. They took it hard as well at first but it will be alright. as they can help you through the stages of denial.

Cheer up pups your team will still be competitive.
Posted by WilliamTaylor21
2720 Arse Whipping Avenue
Member since Dec 2013
35931 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 6:39 am to
Hiding
Posted by Tigertown in ATL
Georgia foothills
Member since Sep 2009
29206 posts
Posted on 1/4/24 at 7:05 am to
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Where o' where are the Walmart Alabama fans? by JetDawg


Says a guy who’s obviously never been outside of Atlanta.
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