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re: Where o' where are the Walmart Alabama fans?

Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:40 pm to
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:40 pm to
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I’m not sure if I did that or my phone did.


I am sure it was your phone. It was also your phone’s fault that I had to explain what I was talking about even after putting the miss spelled word in bold.

But please, continue telling us all how poor, lazy and dumb everyone in Alabama is.

I doubt you understand what I am trying to say. So I will try to explain it. If you are going to make fun of people for how poor, lazy, and dumb they are, don’t make typos or miss spell words. The former says you are lazy. The latter says you are dumb. And either one says you are likely poor.

But it is probably your phone’s fault anyway. So don’t worry about it. You just need a new phone.
Posted by Sid E Walker
InsecureU ©
Member since Nov 2013
23887 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:51 pm to
quote:

JetDawg

12/2/23 broke you.

Seek help.
Posted by memphisRebel
Memphis, TN
Member since Jan 2013
291 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:53 pm to
Looks like the two younguns are taking all the old man’s food. He knew letting his step daughter, and her third husband, live with him in the trailer was a bad idea.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:54 pm to
My goodness. That was quite a rant. I know how you must be hurting after your team got humiliated on national tv. One would think you could come up with better deflections than typos and insults.
You are obviously stressed big time. Have a drink, play some soothing music, take a nap. What ever it takes to calm you down.
Posted by A Lite
Member since Jan 2016
2401 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 6:56 pm to
auNecks are nothing if not WalMartians.

Posted by Gideon Swashbuckler
Member since Sep 2019
5802 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:02 pm to
quote:

JetDawg



You sound pissed because your boyfriend bought you an extra-medium "Orange Bowl Champions" t-shirt when you're probably 4XL.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:06 pm to
We are arse deep in a bitter Georgia fan’s thread. One who is trying, and pathetically failing, to make fun of Alabama fans. Alabama is the team that just beat you, won the SEC, ended your winning streak, and spoiled your chance at a three peat. Despite it being an ill conceived plan from the start, you have jumped on board with JetDawg and are full steam ahead. What does that say about you? Your phone did not make the decision to do that, you did. But please continue. Being on Team JetDawg is quite… well it is something.
Posted by RebRxV
Member since Oct 2022
87 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:08 pm to
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“r” ? Not familiar with that


Take a deep breath. That's what's going into your lungs.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:12 pm to
You definitely need help. All this melt over a typo. And for the record what have I or any UGA fan got to be bitter about. We aren’t the team that blew up on national tv. The team that everyone is laughing at. The team with egg on their faces
We are the team that will probably be ranked over Bama in the final polls.
Seriously, you need a Valium.
Posted by Lynxrufus2012
Central Kentucky
Member since Mar 2020
12248 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 7:38 pm to
The pirates got all the arrrrrrrrrgh..
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 8:04 pm to
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We aren’t the team that blew up on national tv


The SEC championship wasn’t broadcast on national TV? Well that is disturbing. What is Sankey doing?

Even though you say it wasn’t nationally televised, prior to the playoffs, the SEC Championship was the second most watched game this year behind only Michigan-Ohio State. It is crazy that happened not being nationally televised. They must have turned every TV in every Walmart in Alabama and Georgia to the game.

I truly am sorry you hitched your wagon to JetDawg. I am sorry you embarrassed yourself in this thread.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 8:13 pm to
I know nothing about JetDawg. I take it he must have zinged you pretty good since he seems to be on your mind so much.
Georgia lost by THREE with the refs being the difference. That’s hardly a beat down.
I was actually pulling for Bama against Michigan since they are SEC and Michigan is probably the biggest cheaters to be found anywhere. But the first half had me yelling “ What the crap?” Bama looked like my local high school could have beaten them. It was quite an embarrassment for the SEC and UGA. We actually lost to these clowns???
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 8:31 pm to
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Georgia lost by THREE with the refs being the difference.

That’s hardly a beat down.


Let it out. Let the pain out.
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 8:51 pm to
Isn’t that what you are doing? That Bama humiliation was humbling. Know it must really sting.
Have you met Bucki, our resident Buckeye. Y’all have a lot in common. Maybe y’all could help each other thru these dark times.
Maybe y’all should wait until tomorrow, though. It’s a little late and that school bus comes early in the morning for both of you
This post was edited on 1/3/24 at 8:58 pm
Posted by Blue and True
Member since Dec 2021
596 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:07 pm to
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Isn’t that what you are doing? That Bama humiliation was humbling. Know it must really sting.
Have you met Bucki, our resident Buckeye. Y’all have a lot in common. Maybe y’all could help each other thru these dark times.



I'm sorry, I'm only a part-timer and I leave this board after the playoffs every year (usually eating my CROW), but this Rant & some of these simple bastards around here are just fricking HILARIOUS! All the insults, all the stereotypes, all the different fans from different teams, who lives in nicer trailer parks, does bama or georgia have more walmarts, the b10 vs the sec, who has sex with more fat girls, who is attracted to more sheep...etc...etc...sometimes, you just gotta get on here and verbally smack mofo's around!

Carry on!
Posted by Barbellthor
Columbia
Member since Aug 2015
8636 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:15 pm to
quote:

You ruin this board

quote:

alabama fan

Oh, the lack of self awareness. Shouldn't you be celebrating injured players?
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:27 pm to
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Know it must really sting.


The fact that most Alabama fans are still in shock that Alabama didn’t finish the regular season 9-3 is really ruining your narrative isn’t it?

I know you are disappointed. You were hoping for a melt down like post January 9th, 2012. But you set the bar too high for any fanbase to every eclipse that. That is truly a record that will always stand.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:34 pm to
quote:

I'm sorry, I'm only a part-timer and I leave this board after the playoffs every year (usually eating my CROW), but this Rant & some of these simple bastards around here are just fricking HILARIOUS! All the insults, all the stereotypes, all the different fans from different teams, who lives in nicer trailer parks, does bama or georgia have more walmarts, the b10 vs the sec, who has sex with more fat girls, who is attracted to more sheep...etc...etc...sometimes, you just gotta get on here and verbally smack mofo's around!


It isn’t as cool when you realize that JetDawg, DingBag, and SaturdaysNAthens are the same person.

Right Blue and True?
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11015 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 9:55 pm to
I’m not an alter.
Posted by captdalton
Member since Feb 2021
8257 posts
Posted on 1/3/24 at 10:00 pm to
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I’m not an alter.








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