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When we beat Auburn, what will the Headlines read...

Posted on 11/25/10 at 2:58 pm
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53843 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 2:58 pm
...Saturday morning.

Give me some good ones.

As Tide Continued to Rise it Became Obvious that Auburn Couldn't Swim with the Big Boys
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53843 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:00 pm to
"Barn Recieves Gump Thump as World Watches"
Posted by LSUtoOmaha
Nashville
Member since Apr 2004
26580 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:00 pm to
Auburn pulls a 180 as Newton throws 3 picks
Posted by webbgem
Tennessee
Member since Jan 2009
2251 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:01 pm to
quote:

As Tide Continued to Rise it Became Obvious that Auburn Couldn't Swim with the Big Boys


That's a Michael Scott headline.

Let's try and shorten that up a little.
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53843 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:01 pm to
"Cam Writes Check Dye Can't Cash"
Posted by Mephistopheles
Member since Aug 2007
8328 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:03 pm to
quote:

That's a Michael Scott headline.

Let's try and shorten that up a little.



That's what I was thinking.

Some sort of pun involving Cam Newton should do it.

Maybe like "We cam still win the national title" or ummm, "couldn't buy a win" or ummmm, I dunno, like those but less awful.
Posted by TideTurf
Member since Sep 2009
3192 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:03 pm to
Camshafted:Title hopes take a hit after Bama loss
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62452 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:05 pm to
"AU is still the best one-loss team in the country, and deserves the Title game, on integrity alone"

Posted by Monticello
Member since Jul 2010
16197 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:06 pm to
Vigilante Justice: Bama does what the NCAA was too slow to do.
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105415 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:06 pm to
Fog Lifted: Tide are brought to reality after being throttled by the Tigers!
Posted by crawfishcharlie
Crawfishtown, USA
Member since Dec 2003
4863 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:13 pm to
""Money can't buy everything"
Posted by BoardReader
Arkansas
Member since Dec 2007
6932 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:15 pm to
A couple of different headlines, based on location

Auburn papers:

"We spent 180K for a Sugar Bowl Bid and Probation?"

Alabama papers:

"Tide Wins. God is pleased."

Every other paper in SEC land

"#@$! Boise playing in the MNC Game. Thanks Tideholes"

Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53843 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:16 pm to
quote:

We spent 180K for a Sugar Bowl Bid and Probation


they will not make the sugar bowl. If we beat Auburn tomorrow USC will beat the shite out of them.
Posted by arkiebrian
NWA
Member since Nov 2006
4167 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:20 pm to
$Scammed!
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105415 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:21 pm to
Auburn shows the country who is #1 by making Bama their bich.
Posted by TT9
Global warming
Member since Sep 2008
82952 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:21 pm to
"Auburn fires Chiziki and replaces him with the real coach of the team Malzahn"....
Posted by BamaScoop
Panama City Beach, Florida
Member since May 2007
53843 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:27 pm to
quote:

Auburn fires Chiziki and replaces him with the real coach of the team Malzahn"....


...who will be indicted later this summer in a money laundering scheme organized through a state funded university.
Posted by hobart65
Positiger
Member since Aug 2008
590 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 3:56 pm to
It is 2025 and after fifteen straight losses the Tide finally prevails.
Posted by highcotton2
Alabama
Member since Feb 2010
9416 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 5:22 pm to
Hell Freezes Over!
Posted by lsudawg70
Huntsville
Member since Aug 2009
1601 posts
Posted on 11/25/10 at 5:26 pm to
Bama Wins State Championship Again this Year!
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