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re: What would the alliances look like in an all-SEC war?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:47 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:47 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
You're right. Ferdinand was killed in Bosnia, by Serbians. Got it confused
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Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:52 pm to Bama Bird
AU would be the Lannisters. UA would be the Starks. Chizik = Joffery, Saban = Ned.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:53 pm to Drewbie
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Missouri starts selling "pop" and "franks" at their sporting events. The rest of the SEC marches north. The school leading the charge? Ole Miss.
Someone else can take over leading the charge this time. It didn't work out so well for us last time.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:56 pm to OBReb6
LSU has no rivals. We'd sit back, drink, watch and laugh while the rest of you beat the frick out of each other.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:58 pm to Daigeaux
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LSU has no rivals. We'd sit back, drink, watch and laugh while the rest of you beat the frick out of each other.
You guys are French.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 6:59 pm to AUCE05
More like Switzerland
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:00 pm to Daigeaux
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LSU has no rivals. We'd sit back, drink, watch and laugh while the rest of you beat the frick out of each other.
No, you guys would fight with each other after you started the war. Miles would devise a plan to kill everyone associated with LSU in a crossfire when he really just meant to call time out.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:01 pm to Drewbie
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I really wish the Star Wars nerds would just die off already.
I agree, I hate those wannabe's.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:02 pm to CGSC Lobotomy
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Not until after he blew up the death star. Then, like a good apprentice, he would murder his master and take over the empire.
Kill Saban then coarch Alabama ?
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:03 pm to Bama Bird
The war would be set off by Alabama invading Mississippi St with no resistance in order to enlarge their empire. That would anger Ole Miss for Bama taking "their" State. And then it would take off as things would only escalate from there as the rest of us picked sides. Vanderbilt and Arkansas would obviously rage a furious batlle upon the waters of the Mississippi.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 7:06 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:07 pm to Bama Bird
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LSU would start it, I think. They'd try to invade the SEC headquarters. Alabama would respond.
I'll just follow this start.
Auburn and UT join LSU, seeing a chance to usurp Bama.
A&M and Ole Miss join Bama to fight LSU.
This brings in State on LSU's side.
UGA joins Bama because they don't want to see Auburn and UT prosper. They are joined by VU and UK due to their antipathy towards UT.
USCe joins the LSU alliance to oppose UGA.
UF is the power broker here. They will end up deciding which side wins. However, they aren't crazy about either side since UGA is on one side and UT is on the other. Besides, if they went to war, wearing a helmet would mess up their perfectly gelled hair.
Missouri, randomly, takes advantage of the chaos to try to sack Lawrence, Kansas again. Arky, sensing weakness, invades Mizzou.
so...on one side
LSU, Auburn, UT, USCe, State
on the other
Bama, UGA, UK, VU, Ole Miss, A&M
with UF neutral and Arky and Mizzou doing their own stuff.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 7:24 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:08 pm to CatFan81
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Kentucky and Missouri would remain neutral.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:09 pm to Bama Bird
It probably starts with AU winning the 2013 national championship and another Heisman from a transfer which pisses off Bama fans.
Obviously everybody that hates Bama would join AU's side. That would be LSU, UT. Since those teams are on AU's side, i guess UF and Tex AM would be on Bama's side. Then you go to the teams that hate Auburn which would be MSU, Arkansas. Which would also put Missouri and Ole Miss on AU's side. I think UGA would be on AU's side which would put USC on Bama's side.
So we have:
Auburn:
LSU
UT
UGA
Ole Miss
Missouri
Vs
Bama
MSU
USC
UF
Tex AM
Arkansas
Vandy, UK are neutral since this is a football war.
Obviously everybody that hates Bama would join AU's side. That would be LSU, UT. Since those teams are on AU's side, i guess UF and Tex AM would be on Bama's side. Then you go to the teams that hate Auburn which would be MSU, Arkansas. Which would also put Missouri and Ole Miss on AU's side. I think UGA would be on AU's side which would put USC on Bama's side.
So we have:
Auburn:
LSU
UT
UGA
Ole Miss
Missouri
Vs
Bama
MSU
USC
UF
Tex AM
Arkansas
Vandy, UK are neutral since this is a football war.
This post was edited on 6/5/13 at 7:31 pm
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:10 pm to Bama Bird
I don't know how this would shake out but I'm sure LSU will complain if Florida is on the other side.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:11 pm to Weagle25
I was thinking Ole Miss and Alabama are automatic allies
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:12 pm to Robot Santa
Herschel Skywalker would blow up y'alls Death Star using the force.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:12 pm to NorthGAVol
LSU will complain, period.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:12 pm to borodore
You nailed it bro, and this made me lol
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Besides, if they went to war, wearing a helmet would mess up their perfectly gelled hair.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:12 pm to Bama Bird
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I was thinking Ole Miss and Alabama are automatic allies
Why? MSU is anti Auburn. Ole Miss is anti MSU. So that would put OM on our side.
Posted on 6/5/13 at 7:14 pm to Weagle25
OM and Bama fans usually get along well, because we can always relate to each other because of our red headed stepbrothers.
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