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What Team Will be the SEC Rant's "Arkansas" Next Offseason?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:15 pm
Like the hype train that was Ole Miss in 2009 or Arky 2011.
I'm going TAMU.
1) A rabble of delusional noob clowns will show up here. The Aggie equivalents of "Wildrebtime" or "CoonassBulldog" will surface.
2) A meme will be created, likely JFF-centric.
3) There will be daily threads regarding JFF, JFF's Heisman, Texas Money, TAMU beating Alabama, JFF's nose (which is egregious btw), Male Cheerleaders, the subsequent Ghey-bashing and defending of Male Cheer eh uh Yell Leaders, JFF's widows peak/ future receding hairline, etc.
FWIW I like the majority of the established Ags that post here, but I know from experience - your tards are coming
I'm going TAMU.
1) A rabble of delusional noob clowns will show up here. The Aggie equivalents of "Wildrebtime" or "CoonassBulldog" will surface.
2) A meme will be created, likely JFF-centric.
3) There will be daily threads regarding JFF, JFF's Heisman, Texas Money, TAMU beating Alabama, JFF's nose (which is egregious btw), Male Cheerleaders, the subsequent Ghey-bashing and defending of Male Cheer eh uh Yell Leaders, JFF's widows peak/ future receding hairline, etc.
FWIW I like the majority of the established Ags that post here, but I know from experience - your tards are coming
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:16 pm to Billy Mays
I'm going with Arkansas. TAMU would be a poor substitute for us, their fans aren't nearly as witty.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to Billy Mays
UGA. They'll likely finish the season in the top 10, they'll have two stud running backs and a great QB returning.
It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 1:21 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to oklahogjr
Is Sao ever going to come back?
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:17 pm to Billy Mays
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TAMU
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:24 pm to Billy Mays
I'm going to go with USCe
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:25 pm to Tennessee Jed
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It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
except i am pretty sure everyone will notice that
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:26 pm to Tennessee Jed
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It will be enough to sustain their annual all hype no substance status. All while no one in the media noticing they're replacing 10 of 11 defensive starters.
Except we'll notice, eliminating us from being the next Arkansas
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:30 pm to Billy Mays
It's already become TAMU, Arkansas has been neutered.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:31 pm to Billy Mays
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Is Sao ever going to come back?
riding into the sunset with Mr. Smile
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:36 pm to Billy Mays
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Is Sao ever going to come back?
I hope so but it seems likes every time he comes back these days it's for a brief moment then he's banned all over again.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:39 pm to Billy Mays
TAMU
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Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:41 pm to BreakawayZou83
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It's already become TAMU, Arkansas has been neutered.
We are just in dry dock, don't worry we'll be back. Aggy can't sniff our jocks when it comes to winning an offseason.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:43 pm to Pigimus Prime
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We are just in dry dock, don't worry we'll be back. Aggy can't sniff our jocks when it comes to winning an offseason.
back to back fulmer cups. book it.
Posted on 11/29/12 at 1:43 pm to Pigimus Prime
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We are just in dry dock, don't worry we'll be back. Aggy can't sniff our jocks when it comes to winning an offseason.
solid sail
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:08 pm to Billy Mays
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:18 pm to Pigimus Prime
I'm pulling for the Hogs. With a new coaching staff will come a new breeze of hope sprinkled with a dash of delusion, like only Hogfan can muster, that will flare the sails and have the ship riding the high seas once again. Geaux Hogs! You own the offseason.
This post was edited on 11/29/12 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:24 pm to tigerhawk
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:33 pm to Billy Mays
Hell is about to be unleashed when we hire our next HC. Enjoy the respite - it is on!
Posted on 11/29/12 at 2:40 pm to Billy Mays
TAMU. They're the most like Arky fans - some success but no idea what it really takes to win big.
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