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Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:00 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Uga would rip that bitch to shreds
But all the A&M dog would have to do is run around for about 20 seconds until Uga's fat inbred arse collapsed, defenseless from exhaustion.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:03 pm to tigerfan in bamaland
Trying to be impartial as possible, but it's gotta be Mike. 1.) He's a f*cking tiger.
2.) His name is Mike. Mike. Repeat it again. Mike. It isn't "Bully", "Ralphie", "Al", "Aubie" "Cocky", "Big Al" or any other lame, pantywaist names out there....it's f*cking Mike.
2.) His name is Mike. Mike. Repeat it again. Mike. It isn't "Bully", "Ralphie", "Al", "Aubie" "Cocky", "Big Al" or any other lame, pantywaist names out there....it's f*cking Mike.
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Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:05 pm to elposter
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But all the A&M dog would have to do is run around for about 20 seconds until Uga's fat inbred arse collapsed, defenseless from exhaustion.
Why would Uga give chase? Just keep his head on a swivel, make Reveille come to him, and then CHOMP.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:06 pm to elposter
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But all the A&M dog would have to do is run around for about 20 seconds until Uga's fat inbred arse collapsed, defenseless from exhaustion.
Uga would just sneak attack the aTm dog in her sleep
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:06 pm to loyalauron
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A real life elephant would definitely be #1. Especially if NS came riding in on that bitch.
Like a boss.
That would be the coolest thing ever.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:07 pm to Crowknowsbest
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Why would Uga give chase? Just keep his head on a swivel, make Reveille come to him, and then CHOMP.
Good point. Come to think of it, I don't think I've ever actually seen Uga move, so this is probably what would happen.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:07 pm to LSUbase13
Could LSU have chosen a dumber name than Mike?
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:09 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:10 pm to I Ham That I Ham
I hear Tony was taken already...
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:11 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Could LSU have chosen a dumber name than Mike?
he's named after the person responsible for getting Mike I to LSU.
but you're right. Tusks is an awesome name..because...you know...it has tusks
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Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:15 pm to I Ham That I Ham
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Uga would just sneak attack the aTm dog in her sleep
This thread is starting to crack my shite up. Outstanding.
Rev is the "highest ranking cadet" on the Texas A&M University campus; she sleeps in her handler's dorm, and is guarded closer than the POTUS. But I would love to see UGA sneak attack the Corps of Cadets on The Quad and snag Miss Rev, Ma'am, in her sleep. Truly. That would be greatness. I think our campus would collectively lose it.
Why is Mike called "Mike?" Yeah, I know could use the Google machine, but I'd rather hear from LSU royalty, first hand.
ETA: Nevermind. Post above mine answered my question. Carry on.
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Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:16 pm to EKG
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Why is Mike called "Mike?" Yeah, I know could use the Google machine, but I'd rather hear from LSU royalty, first hand.
Named after the trainer who brought the first tiger mascot to LSU.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:17 pm to Choctaw
Once Bama gets an elephant, they will be the winner.
Or a wave pool with red water
Or a wave pool with red water
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:17 pm to EKG
Breaking News: Ole Miss has picked up a live one.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:18 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
Thanks, TigersOfGeauxld,
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:20 pm to Choctaw
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but you're right. Tusks is an awesome name..because...you know...it has tusks
It is awesome. Also gives our band an excuse to play an awesome Fleetwood Mac song.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:20 pm to I Ham That I Ham
There's a reason he's Mike. Try using google.
Posted on 12/13/12 at 4:21 pm to TigersOfGeauxld
If our mascot was named after the man that popularized the nickname we would be talking about "Hugo the Razorback"
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