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What record will it take to bring the idiots back to reality...

Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:22 am
Posted by Darth Vol
Member since Jan 2024
482 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:22 am
...and make them realize Karen will never be Nick.

I say:

7-5 will bring 25% of their fan base around to reality.

5-7 will bring the really, really stupid ones around...about 70%

0-12 for 3 years straight won't bring around the other 5%.

Those 5% are the "but we're..."



Posted by TiggerWoods
Auburn
Member since Nov 2010
4098 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:23 am to
Everybody on here gonna be disappointed when he goes 10-2 and back doors into the playoffs as usual.

He’s still got a really good roster
Posted by Bamafig
Member since Nov 2018
3891 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:32 am to
After last year, please tell us the signs of a reality check. You hillbillies would know.
Posted by Decker
Member since Nov 2015
3441 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:43 am to
Probably if we lose 16 out of the next 17 games to Tennessee. A failure of that magnitude would bring the whole fanbase down. I can’t even imagine how depressed and scarred and devastated we would be. We’d probably resort to chugging alcohol through our butthole.
Posted by TideWarrior
Asheville/Chapel Hill NC
Member since Sep 2009
12228 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:54 am to
UT fans still have not figured it out since fat phil left.
Posted by Tuscaloosa
11x Award Winning SECRant user
Member since Dec 2011
48179 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 10:55 am to
I’ll be Gumping hard no matter what.

You know why?

Because Mike DuBose still has a more recent SEC Championship than the University of Tennessee.

So, I guess it could always be worse.
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
45484 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:00 am to
The good news is that no matter what happens, Alabama probably won’t ever lose 15 straight games to Tennessee.
Posted by gypsy2091
Member since Sep 2016
643 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:28 am to
2-10 maybe. Their fans think they have won every game for 17 years. Always a reason/excuse for the L.
Posted by BamaRoo
Shitlingthorpe, UK
Member since Jul 2009
3557 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 11:43 am to
The good news for Tennessee is ,you have
the best overall record against Alabama in the
SEC. The bad news is , you
will have to win every game for the
next 19 years
to even up that record.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
24758 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:36 pm to
Alabama will be fine. They will patch together a good squad and win a few.
Posted by gypsy2091
Member since Sep 2016
643 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:39 pm to
Typical Bama fan. History does not exist before Saban lol. Gonna be a long 20 years for you I guess Gump
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11506 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:40 pm to
A few. Yes they probably will win “ a few”
Posted by Darindawg
Member since May 2022
2560 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:46 pm to
In the last 48 hours they've lost an All American DB and an All American OT. Their talent is taking some serious hits and even the most staunch Bama fan sees this.
Posted by solus
Member since Dec 2019
3568 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

Typical Bama fan. History does not exist before Saban lol. Gonna be a long 20 years for you I guess Gump


Because Mike DuBose still has a more recent SEC Championship than the University of Tennessee.

You dumb fricking backwoods hick
Posted by gypsy2091
Member since Sep 2016
643 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:56 pm to
Lol Gump yout sister is calling
Posted by SaturdayNAthens
Georgia
Member since Dec 2017
11506 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 12:57 pm to
They see it but they would never ever admit it.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
21198 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 1:00 pm to
quote:

He’s still got a really good roster




True, but weak in a couple of areas, and VERY thin at some spots now.

Still going to be better than Tennessee. It's been more than two decades since they mattered at all.
Posted by Evolved Simian
Bushwood Country Club
Member since Sep 2010
21198 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 1:01 pm to
quote:

Typical Bama fan. History does not exist before Saban lol. Gonna be a long 20 years for you I guess Gump




He literally just cited the entire history of the series.

Typical east Tennessee inbred.
Posted by TMRebel
Oxford, MS
Member since Feb 2013
5600 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 1:03 pm to
This coming from a Tennessee fan is just delicious
Posted by 3down10
Member since Sep 2014
26889 posts
Posted on 1/21/24 at 1:07 pm to
I already know he's not Saban.

Do you think Alabama fans even expected Saban to do what he did to start with?

Nobody saw that shite coming.

You know what the first thing I said when Saban was hired? "I hope he gets a good O-Line coach, because his O-lines often seem to suck". I sure as hell didn't say "He's going to win 6 national championships and change college football forever".

This post was edited on 1/21/24 at 1:08 pm
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