re: What kind of character is your coach at the bar?

Saban is the guy who ignores all the hot women trying to make passes at him.

Girls talk to Kiffin because they hear he's popular, even though nobody knows why.

Bert is that guy who never tips and is fat.

Mullen is blackout with a wet spot on his crotch.

Muschamp is that guy who always wakes up with torn and/or bloody clothing.

Freeze is that guy bumming cigs all night.

Gus is the guy with the cigs.

Butch is that guy with X's on his hands.

obviously my coach is a stud at the bar, look at the trash your coaches took home and married

Saban spends the entire previous day AND day of hydrating and getting his prep on. JUST prior to getting to the bar he eats a ton of bread and pasta. As he gets to the bar 15 hours before anyone else does, he talks to the bartender and lets him understand his way of having drinks poured, that he may maintain a man's level of alcohol intake. The bartender very much $understands$ how to pour his drinks now. During his next 14 hours in pre-game prep, he calls the biggest players on the scout team.. since no one knows their face anyway. He gives them instructions to scatter around the bar (equi-distant- apart) and never make eye contact with him so no one knows he has a posse always within ear shot of any potential violent shenanigans.. after all, he's what 5'7"? Anyway, finally 14 hours later they all understand their role as they have practiced since they arrived... standing around pretending to be busy. Everyone arrives. Spurrier first, because hell, he's older than Saban and probably needs to get home by 10:00 as that's 4 hours past his bed time. He gets drunk, pisses Kiffin off somehow with 3 words and leaves directly. Malzahn shows up pretending to be a part of the club... no one likes him or talks to him. "We all know what you're up to, man," everyone thinks internally. Les proves to be his consistent self.. the absolute life of the party. Saban still being seen drinking 1:10 ratio "alcoholic" mixed beverages looking manly in his corner of people kissing his arse. Les is now hammered, like he is normally for game time... you know. His words now sounding utterly Swahili....... ok, and the party ends because I'm at work and don't have time to keep making it more TLDR-status.

Butch would be the guy that drops all the cheesy pick up lines to girls. He is the cliche king.

"How bad did it hurt when you fell from heaven"

He would start with the hottest girls but once Saban, Gus and Spurrier took the hottest girls he'd settle on a 4 or 5 to smash.

Brick by Brick

This s taking place at the Flora-Bama...

Saban - having a drink with the owner.

Gus - Trying to distract the owner from Saban.

Bert - Getting hammered watching his wife talk to every guy that is in halfway decent shape. ultimately leaves early upset.

Muschamp - looking for a fight.

Richt - handing out bible phrases to people as they enter and exit the bar.

Stoops - the guy recruiting people from another bar to come to the Flora Bama.

Mason - token smart black guy. New to the scene and just happy to be there. Popular with the girls but they are not interested.

Sumlin - bragging about being friends with JFF. That is all he wants to talk about(no championships)

Pinkel - driving his car onto the beach.

Miles - dominating a bags tournment.

Spurrier - at the bar for drinks after around of golf. watching Nascar. Shirt is off.

Jones - wants attention so he get hammered and gets on stage with the band to sing.

Les Miles is the kind of guy that's offer you a double shot of Stiff Dew and out it on his tab.



Only if your name was Gus, though.

Gus is that guy that keeps putting his drinks on Richt's tab, without Richt knowing.

Saban would poison all the other coaches drinks.