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Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:20 am to heartbreakTiger
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Les is more like he shows up with the hottest girl in the bar but does something drunk and stupid so she leaves him and he has to settle for 2nd or 3rd hottest.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:21 am to GhostofCrowell
Kiffin drinks peach wine coolers
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:21 am to TTsTowel
mark stoops is the friend that gets left at the bar because everyone forgets he is around
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:22 am to Bearded Angler
Pruitt drinks Evan Williams neat
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:22 am to NIH
Freezus waits outside of bars and witnesses to drunks about Jesus as they walk to their car
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:22 am to Bearded Angler
Nick Saban drinks strawberitas.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:22 am to heartbreakTiger
Yeah, Stoops got left by Richt because he ended up sitting by the dance floor all night staring at girls out of his league. The other guys got shite faced and made Richt drive to Burger King.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:22 am to heartbreakTiger
Spurrier was supposed to be the dd but got wasted and left early with an 18 year old, forcing Richt to stop sipping wine and drive everyone home.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:23 am to heartbreakTiger
Rhett Lashlee gets ID'd upon arrival at said bar.
Poor guy.
Poor guy.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:24 am to Patton
Freeze is on his phone looking up the newest 5 stars in the rivals 100 and copying their names to a notepad
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:24 am to NIH
Freeze- Buys shots for all the recruits who are in town for the weekend.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:25 am to Patton
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Spurrier was supposed to be the dd but got wasted and left early with an 18 year old, forcing Richt to stop sipping wine and drive everyone home.
The big secret is that evil Richt stopped sipping wine only to start crushing clear liquor and coke so he could drive home.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:25 am to NIH
Saban would eat his meal in the car and steal fries from all the other coaches.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:25 am to NIH
Boom gets in a bar brawl and injures multiple patrons via headbutt
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:25 am to NIH
Richt was supposed to take Gary's keys away but forgot.
This post was edited on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:25 am to DrunkenStuporMan
Then they get pissed because it was cranberry juice
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am to heartbreakTiger
quote:FIFY.
Saban would eat his happy meal in the car and steal fries from all the other coaches.
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am to TTsTowel
chavis is in a drunk stupor after only 2 drinks of the fire water
Posted on 6/9/14 at 11:26 am to NIH
What are they, on their periods or something?
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