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re: What if Ole Miss and Mississippi State...
Posted on 12/16/12 at 9:57 am to OMLandshark
Posted on 12/16/12 at 9:57 am to OMLandshark
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No he doesn't dumbass. Dan Mullen's first season only had 5 wins and you didn't go bowling. Then again, just beating Ole Miss for you probably counts as a winning season.
You know he's an OM alter right?
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I regret to inform everyone that my application to become the next Bachelor was respectfully declined.
They knew with you it'd turn into a harem instead of anybody actually getting married
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Posted on 12/16/12 at 10:02 am to RebelFreeze48
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Dan Mullins got his arse handed to him by Freeze. Looks to be out recruiting him as well.
We are ranked 15th and y'all are losing recruits to Cal.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 10:54 am to DanMullins4Life
Worst grind ever.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 11:04 am to tiger114
It will never happen, but such a University would rival the success of Alabama and LSU.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 12:10 pm to MaroonNation
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We are ranked 15th
I'm almost willing to bet that we'll be ranked higher come gameday.
And to have as good of a class as we do with just 6 wins this year and 2 wins last year is pretty fricking great. Imagine what type of recruiting Freeze could do with a couple of consecutive bowl appearances under his belt.
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y'all are losing recruits to Cal.
We lost a recruit to Cal who wanted to get a good edumacation. It's not the end of the world. I can't say I blame him. The Bay Area is great and Cal's a great school. I really wanted Cavil, but I think we're going to be alright at wide receiver with or without him.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 12:21 pm to morriscat2
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It will never happen, but such a University would rival the success of Alabama and LSU
Posted on 12/16/12 at 12:24 pm to Hardy_Har
I will start the reconciliation by saying something nice about Starkville.
Rick's has a plethora of sluts and good drink specials
Rick's has a plethora of sluts and good drink specials
Posted on 12/16/12 at 12:39 pm to DMagic
Starkville girls are more likely to let you PIIHB, but they are also more likely to be hairy down there.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 1:24 pm to DanMullins4Life
Good weed in Starkville last night. 
Posted on 12/16/12 at 1:28 pm to OBReb6
I'll add to this with a little personal story that happened to me a couple of weeks ago.
One day I landed unto Oxford's little field or whatever they call an "airport" in my Dad's private jet(he owns a Jeep dealership in Natchez) and I thought I might hit the square and show these Ole Miss boys how to party(without losing tremendously in a football game).
I decided to jog there, for a little exercise, I really don't hit the weights anymore since I realized that I'm naturally muscular and I don't need to. I hit up an alley to change out of my jogging attire when I noticed that this tanned blonde co-ed is salivating at the sight of me from the corner of my eye. I could tell that she was admiring my 6'5" 250lb physique.
Of course then she walked over,
"Hey, you're really hot, my boyfriend is in Neilson's shopping for me-", she said with a excessively strong valley-girl accent before I interrupted her.
"Shut up, and hurry up.", I commanded.
I could tell that she wasn't use to dealing with a cowbell(it means my penis) like this from years of dating within the Ole Miss selection. She couldn't seem to control herself and sure enough her boyfriend appeared, holding two full shopping bags.
His eyes began to tear up as he dropped the two bags and walked down the alley toward me. I flexed my bicep to let him know what was up, but he didn't show any intentions to fight.
"That's incredible.", he remarked.
It was understood.
Quickly, I covered her in maroon and white and quietly sat her down in a nearby dumpster before leaving the alley way. It was time for me to leave, word had gotten around to all of the sororities that DanMullins4Life was back in town but I just wasn't feeling like having another sexual marathon.
Cliffs:
- Went to Oxford.
- Guy tries to rob a bank.
- Luckily I had my trusty rake with me.
- I thwarted the crime but not before meeting
- Jeff Gordon! I told him I don't watch nascar
- AND HE ARRESTED ME :O
- Turns out he wasn't Jeff Gordon and it wasn't
- a bank, but I was in a daycare the whole time.
- YOLO
One day I landed unto Oxford's little field or whatever they call an "airport" in my Dad's private jet(he owns a Jeep dealership in Natchez) and I thought I might hit the square and show these Ole Miss boys how to party(without losing tremendously in a football game).
I decided to jog there, for a little exercise, I really don't hit the weights anymore since I realized that I'm naturally muscular and I don't need to. I hit up an alley to change out of my jogging attire when I noticed that this tanned blonde co-ed is salivating at the sight of me from the corner of my eye. I could tell that she was admiring my 6'5" 250lb physique.
Of course then she walked over,
"Hey, you're really hot, my boyfriend is in Neilson's shopping for me-", she said with a excessively strong valley-girl accent before I interrupted her.
"Shut up, and hurry up.", I commanded.
I could tell that she wasn't use to dealing with a cowbell(it means my penis) like this from years of dating within the Ole Miss selection. She couldn't seem to control herself and sure enough her boyfriend appeared, holding two full shopping bags.
His eyes began to tear up as he dropped the two bags and walked down the alley toward me. I flexed my bicep to let him know what was up, but he didn't show any intentions to fight.
"That's incredible.", he remarked.
It was understood.
Quickly, I covered her in maroon and white and quietly sat her down in a nearby dumpster before leaving the alley way. It was time for me to leave, word had gotten around to all of the sororities that DanMullins4Life was back in town but I just wasn't feeling like having another sexual marathon.
Cliffs:
- Went to Oxford.
- Guy tries to rob a bank.
- Luckily I had my trusty rake with me.
- I thwarted the crime but not before meeting
- Jeff Gordon! I told him I don't watch nascar
- AND HE ARRESTED ME :O
- Turns out he wasn't Jeff Gordon and it wasn't
- a bank, but I was in a daycare the whole time.
- YOLO
Posted on 12/16/12 at 1:35 pm to DanMullins4Life
They could be the Black Bear Rebel Dawgs! 
Posted on 12/16/12 at 1:44 pm to DanMullins4Life
You had me at Dragon Wasp Bears.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 1:47 pm to DanMullins4Life
what if the sky wasn't blue? what if football wasn't a sport? this is stupid
Posted on 12/16/12 at 2:04 pm to DanMullins4Life
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One day I landed unto Oxford's little field or whatever they call an "airport"
It's a small private airport. Sorry that DFW isn't in Lafayette County, Mississippi.
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in my Dad's private jet(he owns a Jeep dealership in Natchez)
We've got a badass here. His dad owns a dealership.
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I thought I might hit the square and show these Ole Miss boys how to party
Cool.
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I decided to jog there, for a little exercise, I really don't hit the weights anymore since I realized that I'm naturally muscular and I don't need to.
Of course.
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I could tell that she wasn't use to dealing with a cowbell(it means my penis)
Does your dick have a tumor or something? You should go to a doctor.
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- Luckily I had my trusty rake with me.
Is rake slang for a body part, or a literal rake? It's hard to tell after you called your cock a "cowbell" earlier.
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YOLO
Which is why I'd be delighted if you killed yourself.
I'll give your troll job a 6.5/10. Subtlety is key, so work on that for the future.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 2:13 pm to MaroonNation
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y'all are losing recruits to Cal
LOL
Posted on 12/16/12 at 2:26 pm to SwayzeBalla
Sounds like you're a little upset? SwayzeBallerman.
Is that 2013 season not looking too optimistic anymore? Looks like it's back to competing for last place in the State with Jackson State University again for Ole Piss(See, I changed the M to P and now it changes the entire meaning of the word, now instead of a shortened version of Mississippi, it now means urine which is universally a disgusting solution and therefore offensive).
By the way, we're taking recruits from CA.
Is that 2013 season not looking too optimistic anymore? Looks like it's back to competing for last place in the State with Jackson State University again for Ole Piss(See, I changed the M to P and now it changes the entire meaning of the word, now instead of a shortened version of Mississippi, it now means urine which is universally a disgusting solution and therefore offensive).
By the way, we're taking recruits from CA.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 2:35 pm to DanMullins4Life
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he owns a Jeep dealership in Natchez
Heritage?
And Jeeps are the biggest POS on the road. Had a 2002 Grand Cherokee with the straight 6 and had nothing but trouble out of it. And electrical trouble. And the passangers window motor had to be replaced. And the taillights would never work. And I had to replace the radiator. And it would leak water into the interior from the air inlet under the windshield. And I had to replace the cylinder head. And it would constantly read "Coolant Low" on the info center. And I had to replace the AC compressor.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 2:44 pm to MaroonNation
That's because you probably drove it like a woman.
Have fun with your poverty car, bro. And by bro, I mean never my bro.
Have fun with your poverty car, bro. And by bro, I mean never my bro.
Posted on 12/16/12 at 3:16 pm to DanMullins4Life
Moot point.
Louisiana and Alabama mirror each other demographically yet Louisiana only has 1 in state power.
Huey Long created too many universities
Posted on 12/16/12 at 6:10 pm to Chd1478
I wish I had a friend named Hambone.
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