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re: What does Arkansas bring to the conference?

Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:18 am to
Posted by BroomfieldReb
Broomfield Colorado
Member since Jul 2015
612 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:18 am to
You mean besides the most trailer trash, uneducated, inbred, insecure fan base in college football?......not much
Posted by Gradual_Stroke
Bee Cave, TX
Member since Oct 2012
20917 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:21 am to
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trailer trash



Not all of us can wear khakis and hang chandeliers at our tailgates
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:23 am to
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insecure fan

That's great considering 80% of your posts are about Arkansas
Posted by WonderWartHawg
Member since Dec 2010
10400 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 6:48 am to
Too damn many tigers in the conference, don't know which one he is affiliated with. But we beat all them damn tigers this past year, so there's that...

Posted by hogminer
Bella Vista, AR.
Member since Apr 2010
9635 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:20 am to
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Trivia-just for grins: 2011 season, #1-Alabama; #2-a soundly whipped LSU. Does anyone remember what other SEC team finished ranked in the top 5 nationally that year?



Arkansas Razorbacks
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:23 am to
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What does Arkansas bring to the conference?

Big Government, Small Brains, Dumb Laws, apparently

It’s strictly prohibited to pronounce “Arkansas” incorrectly. (Les Miles getting nervous)

The Arkansas River is forbidden by law to rise higher than to the Main Street bridge in Little Rock.

A law provides that school teachers who bob their hair will not get a raise.

A man can legally beat his wife, but not more than once a month.

Alligators may not be kept in bathtubs.

In Fayetteville, it is illegal to kill “any living creature”.

In Little Rock, it is illegal to honk your horn at a sandwich shop after 9 p.m.

Also in Little Rock, dogs run afoul of the law if they bark after 6 p.m.

If you want to walk your cow down Main Street in Little Rock on Sunday, you better do it before 1 p.m. It's illegal after that (but only on Sunday).

And, according to this website

Pine Bluff, Arkansas was named America's most dangerous small town last year by CQ Press—its crime rate is second only to Detroit.

To be fair, though, it was probably just one guy with a speech impediment misprounouncing Arkansas several times a day.
Posted by Dallasgrowl
Allen, Texas
Member since Oct 2003
7003 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:27 am to
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To be fair, though, it was probably just one guy with a speech impediment misprounouncing Arkansas several times a day.


This post was edited on 2/18/16 at 7:28 am
Posted by dbeck
Member since Nov 2014
29451 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:28 am to
We must be the only state with outdated laws still on the books.
Posted by SSpaniel
Germantown
Member since Feb 2013
29658 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:31 am to
4th and 25. One of the most entertaining, yet disheartening plays of the year.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13343 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:39 am to
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I got nothing.


You should be used to that by now. Nick Saban left in 2004.
Posted by Hawgeye
tFlagship Brothel
Member since Jun 2009
30975 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:41 am to
31 National Championships since 1991-1992

I would imagine that's the most in the SEC during that time frame.
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13343 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:45 am to
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consistently


consistent: free from variation or contradiction

Kentucky vs. Arkansas, all time: 4-3

Did Kentucky educate you also?
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13343 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:50 am to
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You mean besides the most trailer trash, uneducated, inbred, insecure fan base in college football?......


Have you been to Mississippi?
Posted by BroomfieldReb
Broomfield Colorado
Member since Jul 2015
612 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:56 am to
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Not all of us can wear khakis and hang chandeliers at our tailgates


we have our culture......you have your's...
not that there is anything wrong with it
Posted by BroomfieldReb
Broomfield Colorado
Member since Jul 2015
612 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 7:59 am to
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Have you been to Mississippi

Obviously I have.....

Arkansas wouldn't be a bad place.....if you took away 99% of the population...
Posted by troyt37
Member since Mar 2008
13343 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 9:57 am to
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Arkansas wouldn't be a bad place.....if you took away 99% of the population...


Be careful what you wish for. The only place the trash could afford to move to is Mississippi.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:03 am to
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You mean besides the most trailer trash, uneducated, inbred, insecure fan base in college football?......not much


Why are you so obsessed with Arkansas

It is the only thing you post about
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:09 am to
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What does Arkansas bring to the conference?

The 2nd most annoying fan base.

Oh, and the Bobby Petrino motorcycle incident. That was entertaining.
Posted by rockiee
Sugar Land, TX
Member since Jan 2015
28540 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:11 am to
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The 2nd most annoying fan base.


Give us time, we will pass LSU soon
Posted by bbrownso
Member since Mar 2008
8985 posts
Posted on 2/18/16 at 10:14 am to
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Give us time, we will pass LSU soon

I legitimately laughed.
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