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re: What do ya'll mean bama "processes" kids?

Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:19 pm to
Posted by NotRight37
Nashville, TN
Member since Jul 2014
5843 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:19 pm to
From processing to contractions, you have to love the rant.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:19 pm to
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It's kind of terrifying how many people don't understand how contractions work.


Contractions work any damned way we feel like it down here.

Actually, I do cringe at a restoration business near my house with the word "Ya'll" in its name. I had a friend visiting from Boston last winter and I made a point of explaining to her that most of us know how to properly spell our bad English.
Posted by sjmabry
Texas
Member since Aug 2013
18495 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:21 pm to
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So guys that arent good enough to play for them, they fake an injury, give them a new car and a chance to play for another school? Sign me up for being processed.
Can't waste scholarships on players who will never see the light of day. This happens at every school at the end of every season. Pay close attention to the kids who "transfer" after the bowl games. Shite, some are "processed" before the bowl and don't even make the trip.
Posted by boogiewoogie1978
Little Rock
Member since Aug 2012
16950 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:25 pm to
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Sounds like a great system


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Sounds like an illegal system


FIFY
Posted by CockHolliday
Columbia, SC
Member since Dec 2012
4515 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:25 pm to
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It's kind of terrifying how many people don't understand how contractions work.


Your'e right. I'ts disturbing.
Posted by Riseupfromtherubble
You'll Never Walk Alone
Member since Jun 2011
38371 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:26 pm to
We've got a few scholarship juniors and seniors that have never played a meaningful snap, so to answer the OP, "processing" on the rant means "I am butthurt"
Posted by elposter
Member since Dec 2010
24863 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:29 pm to
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Sounds like an illegal system


Well, call the police.
Posted by nc14
La Jolla
Member since Jan 2012
28193 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:32 pm to
Any chance that it makes an episode of Cops? I'd watch.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:35 pm to
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Serious answer is they have used lots of methods. Greyshirting, medicals, transfers, "discipline", etc.

They sign between 9-12 more players than they have room for (this has happened every year for the past 6 years), evaluate them during spring training, then from the end of spring training until June, they use their evaluations to make determinations and systematically cut the 8-12 players needed to get to 85 by the deadline. The last few cuts are generally announced the week of or the week or so before the deadline.


Colleges -- and, no, not just Bama --do engage in some shady stuff. But let's not exaggerate the proportions without some sort of concrete evidence, nor pretend there are never legitimate reasons for somebody to go on medical or transfer to another college, especially at major programs like Bama, LSU, Ohio State, SC, and, yes, Auburn, where competition for spots involve several extremely talented players, some of whom don't pan out and don't plan on riding the pine for four years. The epidemic proportions being trumpeted make for nice trolling material, I grant, but ignore the potential real issues that occasionally happen. Philon getting a greyshirt and having to transfer? A bit skeevy on Bama's part. Kamara seeing the writing on the wall and transferring? Not even the same thing.
This post was edited on 12/10/14 at 1:36 pm
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:45 pm to
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nick saban hates black people


Wish I'd known that before I voted for him.
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15845 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:46 pm to
Similar practices take place in the academic realm at universities too.

I know at many law schools, they will offer many scholarships to students, but the caveat is that they must maintain a certain GPA. Then after the first semester a bunch of those kids on scholarship are no longer on scholarship and some of them are no longer in school.

You get a scholarship because it is expected you can perform at a certain level. When you cant meet expectations the scholarship is taken away. It's not criminal, it's business.
Posted by narddogg81
Vancouver
Member since Jan 2012
19672 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:46 pm to
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Offer lots of scholarships only have so many available kid ends up at South Alabama
lsu has never done this, or pulled a kids scholarship offer at the last second
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 1:57 pm to
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Similar practices take place in the academic realm at universities too.

I know at many law schools, they will offer many scholarships to students, but the caveat is that they must maintain a certain GPA. Then after the first semester a bunch of those kids on scholarship are no longer on scholarship and some of them are no longer in school.

You get a scholarship because it is expected you can perform at a certain level. When you cant meet expectations the scholarship is taken away. It's not criminal, it's business.


I think one of the reasons that this is such an emotional issue for lots of people is that there is this image -- not always accurate by any stretch of the imagination -- of a poor kid using his athletic ability to rise above his circumstances and get a free ride at college when he would otherwise never have had a serious chance to do so. It's a compelling narrative, and, as I said, not always accurate, but accurate often enough that it's tough to separate our feelings from the cold logic of how the system works. So when we see a kid who can't measure up, or a kid who is injured, we feel the need to hope for the best for him (I'll occasionally look up players who had career-ending injuries, for example, just to reassure myself that even if they didn't make the pros, they did okay for themselves.) It's part of the American Dream story that society sells to us from a young age.
Posted by BamaGradinTn
Murfreesboro
Member since Dec 2008
26956 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:00 pm to
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Serious answer is they have used lots of methods. Greyshirting, medicals, transfers, "discipline", etc.

They sign between 9-12 more players than they have room for (this has happened every year for the past 6 years), evaluate them during spring training, then from the end of spring training until June, they use their evaluations to make determinations and systematically cut the 8-12 players needed to get to 85 by the deadline. The last few cuts are generally announced the week of or the week or so before the deadline.


We have actually become more sophisticated than this. While lesser programs have to rely on small time tactics like drug arrests, we've found ways to step up our game. The latest method is to get an assistant coach hired on as a head coach of a non-power 5 team, then transfer the kid to that coach's program, where he becomes a 1,200 yard running back. Works like a charm...until the coach moves on to a team in your own conference.
Posted by TangipahoaTiger
Member since Nov 2013
1256 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:01 pm to
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I've seen it a few times but not really following. Do other schools not do this? Is it grey shirting?



Its nothing Mark Richt would have time for. There are only so many good hours the big swing sets are available.
Posted by pvilleguru
Member since Jun 2009
60453 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:08 pm to
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Philon getting a greyshirt and having to transfer? A bit skeevy on Bama's part.

Philon never had to transfer because he never signed with Bama nor was he ever a student at Bama.
Posted by NaturalLight00
Member since Nov 2011
575 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:10 pm to
If "ya'll" is meant to be a concontraction of "you all" then its spelled "y'all." It is'nt spelled ca'nt or wo'nt.
Posted by randomways
North Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
12988 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:14 pm to
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Philon never had to transfer because he never signed with Bama nor was he ever a student at Bama.


Poorly worded on my part. He was informed very late in the recruiting game that there wouldn't be a spot available for him in that class, so he had to find another college with an available spot. It was hard to watch. I'm not saying Bama did anything wrong, per se, just that they really could have handled it better.
Posted by RT1941
Member since May 2007
30193 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:30 pm to
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We have actually become more sophisticated than this. While lesser programs have to rely on small time tactics like drug arrests, we've found ways to step up our game. The latest method is to get an assistant coach hired on as a head coach of a non-power 5 team, then transfer the kid to that coach's program, where he becomes a 1,200 yard running back. Works like a charm...until the coach moves on to a team in your own conference.

I kept up with Dee all season, watched a couple of games and I was so happy to see him dominate on the field.
Posted by BreakawayZou83
Kansas City, Missouri
Member since Oct 2011
9443 posts
Posted on 12/10/14 at 2:33 pm to
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Mizzou fans - Ya'll = You all


You sure about that?

Pretty sure it's y'all. And we say "Hey yous guys!" Get it right.
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