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re: What did everyone get for Christmas IM thread?

Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:36 pm to
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:36 pm to
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If you were still an Alabama fan, you'd be e-reaping the benefits of my real estate and diamonds.



I totally read this wrong.

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Go eat your Spam Christmas


Fried bologna FTW
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:40 pm to
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Fried bologna FTW


Gross.

I have never had bologna graze any part of my mouth or lips.

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I totally read this wrong.


How did you read it? Would William Blake be proud?

Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:42 pm to
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I have never had bologna graze any part of my mouth or lips.




Unfortunately I have
Posted by Dandy Lion
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:43 pm to
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I have never had bologna graze any part of my mouth or lips.


I can plainly see that artificially assisted procreation is in order for you
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:44 pm to
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I have never had bologna graze any part of my mouth or lips.


There's a joke in there somewhere.
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:44 pm to
i got turkey, ham and sweet potatoes
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:44 pm to
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I can plainly see that artificially assisted procreation is in order for yo



I didn't say a penis. I said bologna.
Posted by BocephusUSMC
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:45 pm to
I am the proud Father of 3 Kid's. I'm probably going to be adding to that qty after the events that happened early this morning before all the kids woke up.
Posted by NBamaAlum
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:45 pm to
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I have never had bologna graze any part of my mouth or lips.



So I take it you never summered in the Apennine Mountains or did he just say he was from "Northern Italy".


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How did you read it?


I didn't see the e.


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Would William Blake be proud?


No. Lord, no.

Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:48 pm to
We are getting ready to have our standing rib roast, yorkshire pudding, wine, wine, wine, mashed potatoes, scalloped oysters, homemade rolls, and tons of other stuff.

Posted by memphisplaya
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:51 pm to
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I didn't see the e.


I did the same
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:52 pm to
We are having our dinner tomorrow. My mom woke up sick this morning. It's not fair to eat without her
Posted by memphisplaya
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:53 pm to
are you having wine?
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:56 pm to
My mom got me a snuggie
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:56 pm to
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So I take it you never summered in the Apennine Mountains or did he just say he was from "Northern Italy".

I've had salami. This answers both questions.

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I didn't see the e.


Trying to real life weasel your way into my beach houses and diamonds. Beignets are NEXT year, nbamagasm. I'll let you have a kumquat though.

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No. Lord, no.


Good man.

Posted by Stanky Legg
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:56 pm to
Switches, coal, and herpes.

It's been a great Christmas!
Posted by Bellabama
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:58 pm to
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My mom got me a snuggie


I just recently learned they are open in the back. Was it an Arky snuggie?
Posted by bamaboy87
Member since Jan 2009
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:58 pm to
Couple of books, 2 new hockey jerseys, a Ghostbusters shirt and a Stay Puft piggy bank(shut up ), and a couple other little things
Posted by Woopigsooie20
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 4:59 pm to
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Was it an Arky snuggie?


No, Camo
Posted by heartbreakTiger
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Posted on 12/25/10 at 5:00 pm to
im not sure what is worse the hockey stuff or the snuggies
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