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re: "We've got our toilet paper and we're going to Auburn"

Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:26 pm to
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:26 pm to
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That twitter feed is one of the saddest things I've ever seen. I'm assuming that's a grown man (quite possibly you) who invests a very significant amount of time trolling Auburn (including softball)? That's about as 'lil bro as it gets



Hunter Johnson was at Alabama the same time I was. He thought he was both super cool and the super most awesome Alabama fan ever. He wore a crimson jacket to football games like Gottfried had, was the President of Mark's Madness, prided himself on knowing all the SEC officials and screaming at them. He was something else.
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:27 pm to
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prided himself on knowing all the SEC officials and screaming at them.


oh, one of those
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:30 pm to
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oh, one of those


He was Mr. Alabama Basketball (still considers himself that I think).

Alabama Superfan
Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:34 pm to
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He was Mr. Alabama Basketball (still considers himself that I think).

Alabama Superfan



not Aubsessed at all
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:36 pm to
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not Aubsessed at all


100% totally aubsessed.

And even worse, one of those that thinks every other alum/fan is inferior to him because he drove to the Softball National Title Game 3 years ago or went to Puerto Rico to a basketball tournament in December.............and calls anyone who disagrees with him a football bammer only.

Yea, he's something.
Posted by MartyMoose09
Florence, AL
Member since Dec 2014
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:44 pm to
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100% totally aubsessed.

And even worse, one of those that thinks every other alum/fan is inferior to him because he drove to the Softball National Title Game 3 years ago or went to Puerto Rico to a basketball tournament in December.............and calls anyone who disagrees with him a football bammer only.

Yea, he's something.



The guy sells paper for a living. Guess you need something to make your life meaningful. I believe I was in school at the same time as well but unfortunately never had the pleasure to meet this superfan.
Posted by SummerOfGeorge
Member since Jul 2013
102699 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:46 pm to
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The guy sells paper for a living. Guess you need something to make your life meaningful. I believe I was in school at the same time as well but unfortunately never had the pleasure to meet this superfan.


Yea, and when he was traveling the world cheering for various Tide teams he was either unemployed or working in Tuscaloosa and living with his parents.

I mean, I'm not gonna bash someone for their profession or life situation, but when you act like a smug dicklick you would think you'd have the credentials and life history to at least explain that type of behavior.........
Posted by Irons Puppet
Birmingham
Member since Jun 2009
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:48 pm to
I do not think his actions were a result of a sports activity.
Posted by SoFla Tideroller
South Florida
Member since Apr 2010
30089 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 2:56 pm to
killing trees, tea bagging passed out drunks, and shooting each other after a loss as a fun afternoon.



Sounds like a blast to me
Posted by Ag Zwin
Member since Mar 2016
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 6:42 pm to
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"We've got our toilet paper and we're going to Auburn"


I've got to Auburn, too, and will make sure there is toilet paper before I sit down.
Posted by thatdude1985
Oxford, AL
Member since Oct 2011
27038 posts
Posted on 6/15/16 at 6:43 pm to
who wishes they were at a dentists? hell to the naw.
This post was edited on 6/15/16 at 6:44 pm
Posted by beatbammer
Member since Sep 2010
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Posted on 6/15/16 at 8:05 pm to
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The difference Doofus is an entire fan base playing with toilet and trees


Exaggerate much?
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
29350 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:25 am to
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craigbiggio
I see you up voted yourself again Toby.
Posted by stat19
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:27 am to
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A few?


If you've seen one goofy redneck with a box of soap and roll of toilet paper on his head do you really need to see more?

Posted by NYCAuburn
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:35 am to
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If you've seen one goofy redneck with a box of soap and roll of toilet paper on his head do you really need to see more?


You seem to be the one dismissing it to there are only a few in existence, in comparison. The question really should be, do you need to see more, so you realize that there is an entire fanbase of them?
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 7:37 am to
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"We've got our toilet paper and we're going to Auburn"
didn't realize things were so bad at Auburn.

I can donate a case or 2, if AU will set up a GoFundMe.
Posted by South Alabama Tide
Member since Feb 2015
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 8:03 pm to
Lol you guys hate this hunter Johnson cat
Posted by DuncanIdaho
Ouray, CO
Member since Feb 2013
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 8:05 pm to
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Lol you guys hate this hunter Johnson cat

Don't mistake laughter and pity for hate.
Posted by stat19
Member since Feb 2011
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Posted on 6/16/16 at 8:17 pm to
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NYCAuburn




OK Hero, whatever you think or want to believe. I'd be bunged up too if my alma mater's treasured tradition was junior high prank.
Posted by joshua2571
Member since Nov 2015
8137 posts
Posted on 6/16/16 at 9:01 pm to
Don't forget the poison
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