Well LSU you guys have had our number as of late..................

And unfortunatley I think the trend continues in the other Death Valley this weekend.

My Gators have played excellent thus far and have vastly exceeded my expectations. But with Will Grier gettin caught hittin the juicy juice our offense probably won't have the firepower to make it interesting on Saturday. Who am I kidding you guys would have probably blown us out either way right? I mean look at what you guys have done so far this year!!! Amazing really.

Where should I start? Well how could I not start with Leonard Fornette aka Buba? THAT DUDE IS A BEAST!!! He's probably gonna run for like 1 on this Gator D (which is vastly overrated cause they missed tackles vs UT and stuff)......1 mile that is, 5,280 feet or 1,760 yards. On top of that Harris will throw for 352 yards.

Your defense is nasty too. Highly underrated. They will make Treon and Co crap themselves like poor Adam Lane last year. Literlly poo will be runnin down their legs when they come up against your manimals on D, 62% animal and 45% man. Speaking of defense. This silly little argument about DBU lately. There's no question in my mind who the real DBU is and its LSU (especially a lot of your fans) So congrats on that one too.

Then there's the stadium. Big Death Valley. So loud it once caused an earth quake in Mississippi right? Not sure how the story went but I recall it involved an earth quake or something. There's nothing louder although I would say the Swamp is up there. I was there in 2008 when Brandon Spike punted the ball into the fans. 2008 hey that's the year we last won it, one year after ya'll last won it in 2007. Sandwiched right in there between our Nattys. How bout that? Those Saban players were something special.

The only coach to figure out how to beat you there is the guy that left you for greener pastures. Trust me I know how that feels, except ours faked a heart attack to get out. Yours just up and left.

The fans. Great folks. I've only been to Death Valley once, which was in 2001. (This is for real. I had a great time and was treated well). The thing that stuck out to me was how high your stadium is. You could see it from miles away it seemed. I do feel let down by not getting hit by a piss baloon.

LSU fans really get into it, but they can also be nice to opposing players as well. I remember in 2007 when ya'll found Tebows # and repeateldly called him with well wishes before the game. Then when he scored the touch down and hand signaled that he appreciated the calls the whole student section chanted "We love Tebow" which was so sweet.

So with all that said I predict a blow out. Something like 85-0 LSU. shite with Buba ya'll might break triple digits. Just imagine how many husbands in La will cuck for LF7 while he plows their wives after the game. EPIC!!!

So here's to your victory in advance LSU!!!