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re: VOLS 2015 LB commit, Cecil Cherry, murders the English language ITT

Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:12 am to
Posted by TRUERockyTop
Appalachia
Member since Sep 2011
15813 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:12 am to
He's not the sharpest crayon in the box, but he hulk smashes the frick out of anything breathing on the other side of the ball. Reminds me of a darker, young Mike Tyson
Posted by todospm
Member since Sep 2013
526 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:30 am to
I foresee personal fouls... many personal fouls.
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 2:55 am to
quote:

Get called a retard, google some fancy sounding words for your comeback.

Smooth move, Prof. That'll show em.


You think I needed to google riposte?

I wouldn't admit that you thought that was fancy if I were you.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 2:58 am
Posted by The Calvin
Member since Jun 2013
5240 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:04 am to
He be a roads skolla tho...
Posted by InVolNerable
Member since Jan 2012
10203 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:13 am to
Goddamn it. Aggies are going to make a run at him now.
Posted by AtlantaLSUfan
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2009
23033 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:18 am to
Does Winston tweet too? :scary:
Posted by Mr.Sinister
South Carolina
Member since Dec 2012
4956 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:27 am to
It's some form of ghetto pig latin is all. If you decipher the encryption, you become a inside member of the secret society of urban trollers.
Posted by AUsteriskPride
Albuquerque, NM
Member since Feb 2011
18385 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:33 am to
I contend that the lower the IQ, the more likely they are to hit hard. Self-preservation is probably an afterthought with this guy.
Posted by madmaxvol
Infinity + 1 Posts
Member since Oct 2011
19126 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 6:47 am to
If the Hulk had a twitter account, it would read a lot like Cecil's.

Note...the Hulk wasn't much on linking verbs, either.
Posted by Scoreboard
Madison, AL
Member since Apr 2012
2011 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 7:21 am to
Can he play? Dat good
Posted by HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Member since Jul 2011
29485 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 8:56 am to


Posted by iglass
North Alabama
Member since Apr 2012
2917 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:01 am to
While I would love to make fun of the language, speech, and diction of the players on other teams, I really can't.

One of the more famous quotes in Bama Iron Bowl history is from Rory Turner (The Black Assassin, as he was called for his hard hitting style of play on the field). He made the hit on Bo Jackson when he "ran the wrong way".

In an after game interview, Rory famously said: "I pray he come my way, I wax that dude."
Posted by VVega
Alabama
Member since Sep 2013
5770 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:07 am to
This guy is an auburn lock come signing day
Posted by NorthGAVol
Member since Sep 2011
8939 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:11 am to
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that dude probably wakes up in the morning and runs full speed into a brick wall, then shits in his pants and brushes his teeth with a claw hammer


Posted by scrooster
Resident Ethicist
Member since Jul 2012
37605 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:12 am to
Probably dumber than donkey turds in the classroom (little doubt given his twitter vernacular) ... but an absolute genius when you put a helmet on him and point him towards a football.

Tennessee has always managed to not only graduate players like this Cecil Cherry fellow somehow but, also they'll usually, graduate him and his ilk with honors ... AND a Cadillac Escalade to boot.

You gotta love dem vols. lulz
Posted by SwaggerCopter
H TINE HOL IT DINE
Member since Dec 2012
27230 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:15 am to
Website says he runs a 5.1, which means a 5.2. I ran a fricking 5.2 in high school. Keep that boy in the middle of the field. You think Bama made Te'o look bad...
Posted by VFL1800FPD
Nashville, TN
Member since Aug 2012
9056 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:23 am to
quote:

I gotta be honest- Tennessee fans (the few we have) are the best on the SECR


Posted by PuntBamaPunt
Member since Nov 2010
10070 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:30 am to
Bring back CarryTheFight.
Posted by Stephen A. Burroughs
I'm not a rapper
Member since Jun 2013
936 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 9:57 am to
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Prof



I didn't even screen-cap the tweets. gmann on FL98 made a thread on this subject and I just c/p the pics.

It is the internet.
Posted by tigercreole
United States of Russia
Member since Jul 2013
3294 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 10:10 am to
quote:

VOLS 2015 LB commit, Cecil Cherry, murders the English language ITT

Yet, you highly intelligent individuals will give many hrs of your lives and quite a bit of money to attend games, pay for parking/concessions, cheer for hrs over a 5 month period, buy their jersey, damage relationships/finances/health, beg for a commitment on social media, start threads on forums about them, etc. Interesting.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 10:17 am
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