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re: VOLS 2015 LB commit, Cecil Cherry, murders the English language ITT

Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:16 am to
Posted by CockInYourEar
Charlotte
Member since Sep 2012
22458 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:16 am to
That's not that bad, I've seen much worse atrocities to english.
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 12:16 am
Posted by SECSolomonGrundy
Slaughter Swamp
Member since Jun 2012
15857 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:25 am to
that dude probably wakes up in the morning and runs full speed into a brick wall, then shits in his pants and brushes his teeth with a claw hammer
Posted by volfan30
Member since Jun 2010
40949 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:30 am to
We need more kids like this. Same high school as Travis Henry.

His highlight tape is just big hit after big hit. No pass coverage, no pursuit. Just down hill smashes.

LINK
Posted by Roll on Tigers
Across the Border
Member since Jul 2013
3996 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:34 am to
quote:

If it ain't football don't make no sence to me.


We can tell...
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:41 am to
Shocking that a format which limits you by the number of characters would result in forgoing the use of apostrophes, promote fragments, slang, and quickly posted phone messages. The youth of today and their tweeter!

And blogstalking a High Schooler? Classic.

Posted by MenloDawg
Member since Jan 2010
6719 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:44 am to
Posted by Stephen A. Burroughs
I'm not a rapper
Member since Jun 2013
936 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 12:51 am to
quote:

And blogstalking a High Schooler? Classic.


You're more goddamn retarded than Cecil.
Posted by TennVOLS423
Sarasota
Member since Sep 2009
882 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:02 am to
Butch Jones gets it......

Cecil Cherry

Posted by Crimson G
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:06 am to
Not sure what's harder to decipher,
quote:

What I see in my bois at Tennessee they dont have swagger that i our this field and to nice florida bois we got that dog in us im bring

OR
quote:

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like
Posted by Crimson G
Atlanta
Member since Jul 2013
1353 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:07 am to
quote:

GCTiger11


shite you beat me to it
Posted by vol017
Louisiana
Member since May 2009
4541 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:19 am to
quote:

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like



Good god...I read it twice and I feel like I just took 4 ACTs in a row. I need some advil or something...
This post was edited on 1/9/14 at 1:21 am
Posted by FourThreeForty
Member since May 2013
17290 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:22 am to
quote:

Cecil Cherry



He needs to get popped.
Posted by DoreonthePlains
Auburn, AL
Member since Nov 2013
7436 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:31 am to
quote:

Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like


I really can't figure out what he's trying to say here. Most of them are garbled messes that can be figured out, but I have no clue with this one. Am I not smart enough to speak his language and understand or am I failing to insert one dropped word? By far, the most confusing one of all.
Posted by BamaDude06
GOATville20
Member since Jan 2007
3475 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:34 am to
My head hurts
Posted by Prof
Member since Jun 2013
42621 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:39 am to
quote:


You're more goddamn retarded than Cecil.


I'm utterly shattered by your devastating riposte. Whatever will I do?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:48 am to
quote:

His highlight tape is just big hit after big hit. No pass coverage, no pursuit. Just down hill smashes.



Should be taken as an indication that he can't do either one
Posted by BowlJackson
Birmingham, AL
Member since Sep 2013
52881 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:49 am to
Get called a retard, google some fancy sounding words for your comeback.

Smooth move, Prof. That'll show em.
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10174 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:51 am to
What's that white stuff around his mouth?
Posted by offshoretrash
Farmerville, La
Member since Aug 2008
10174 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:51 am to
What's that white stuff around his mouth?
Posted by Cockopotamus
Member since Jan 2013
15737 posts
Posted on 1/9/14 at 1:57 am to
quote:

What's that white stuff around his mouth?



Ejaculate.

duh
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